The first thing to mention about this movie is that I like the idea of the fictional character "Barbie" fictionally starring in movies. These aren't movies about Barbie, they're movies
featuring Barbie as [insert character]. Somehow, I really like that concept. Also, I like Kelly Sheridan as the voice of Barbie. She's a great actress, and I've been a fan ever since her role as Sango in the English dub of InuYasha, although she did plenty of good work before that, and just prior to MLP:FIM, she was the voice of Cheerilee. Not sure how I feel about that (leaning toward "it's awesome"). Also, like MLP:FIM, Barbie movies are made in my home town of Vancouver, by Mainframe/Rainmaker, the company that famously made ReBoot and Transformers Beast Wars, before falling apart and becoming irrelevant, and yet somehow surviving for the next 20 years, apparently by making Barbie movies.
Anyways, this film opens with an introduction to Alexa.
She's a modern-day Princess from the modern-day Kingdom of Genericland. But she has social anxiety disorder, and is blowing off her ill-defined modern Princess duties in favor of her true passion, reading books, particularly fantasy novels regarding fairy tale Princesses. I found this character setup to be great. It's not often that we ask what modern-day Royals think of Royal stereotypes, and it's understandable for a modern young Royal to develop SAD, and it gives new meaning to her fantasy outlet, because this kind of fiction is speaking
directly to her.
Alexa breaks into a song about how much she loves books, and the song is effective in conveying that Alexa loves books. But the songs in this movie aren't up to Danny Ingram's standard. That's not to say that this song is bad, but it makes me appreciate how even on a bad day, Danny Ingram is still pretty great.
So Alexa's pissed-off Queen-mom demands that she attend her waltz lesson, which is where this movie takes a turn for the worse. The dance instructor is painted by the movie as comically uptight, and Alexa doesn't seem to be displaying signs of SAD, it looks much more like she simply
does not want to learn. Which is also weird, because in Alexa's song numbers, she starts breaking out ballet moves. Now I'm not a dance expert, but even I know that the waltz is easy, and ballet is hard. But I'm going to cut the movie some slack here and say that
Barbie (aka the actress in this movie) is skilled at ballet, and uses it to convey Alexa's emotions, while Alexa (the character in this movie) hasn't learned the waltz yet. Oh yeah and, Alexa's pair of friends cheer her on with calls of "Go Alexa! You're a Royal, so you can do everything perfect on your first try, without the need for effort or study!" Assholes.
Then Alexa comically breaks her dance instructor's leg. Haha, he was old. Old people are lame. Now that he's out of the way, Alexa's friends try to teach her some of the moves that kids these days are doing, and Alexa actually puts in some effort this time, but she still can't get it right. Grandma pokes her head in and seems pleased to see that Alexa is making
some progress towards becoming a well-adjusted person. Grandma rewards Alexa with some
more crack a new fantasy novel, and Alexa sings her way outside to go read it in their massive walled garden. She finds her way underneath the canopy of a large tree, where a magic door appears on the stone wall. She hears servants running about looking for her, so she steps through the door into magic-land, where she gets a magical costume change.
As she's admiring the scenery, a resident of this world tries to put an arrow through her skull. Introducing human Rainbow Dash (voiced by Ashleigh Ball) and human Pinkie Pie (not voiced by Andrea Libman). Turns out they're a little antsy because of evil villains, which is why they're shooting first and asking questions later. But they're lucky that they missed, because Alexa identifies herself as a Princess, and all Princesses have magic, which can defeat the villain. How do they know this? Because rules, that's why. And who is this villain? She's the Princess of this world, but she was born without any magic, and got kind of pissed about that, so she began magically stealing everyone else's magic... My brain cannot repel nonsense of this magnitude. It might be fine if fake-Pinkie was saying this stuff, and it was intended to be ironically stupid, but Rainbow Dash is the one saying it with a straight face.
Then the evil Princess' tracking rodents come along because they smelled fresh magic, and the gang hides. Ummm... maybe now would be a good time for an arrow to the brain? The good guys apparently shoot first and ask questions later, unless they know that they're dealing with bad guys. Bad guys get to live. Normally I'd ignore fantasy heroes not going for the quick kill, but this movie armed the heroes and showed that they were willing to kill random strangers. It's like Chekov's Gun. Don't include it of you're not going to use it.
So the trackers eventually leave, and the human ponies show Alexa where the last of the magical people are hiding. They're all fairies and mermaids. They've also got unicorns, which are just horses, not people. And a Queen unicorn, hidden in a different location, which holds all the magic of the land.
Then we're introduced to the evil Princess, and she's an annoying twerp. She's voiced by Tabitha St. Germain, but not Tabitha's pretty Rarity/Luna voice, it's beyond her "Pepper" voice from Littlest Pet Shop. And then she gets an evil song, which is nails-on-chalkboard bad, but I'm sure it was
deliberately bad, because Tabitha didn't get a singing double. Yes, some movies try to be deliberately bad sometimes. I remember when MLP tried to have the Cutie Mark Crusaders sing deliberately bad, and it ended up secretly awesome. Not the case here. This is just painful.
Then Alexa sings about how great it is to have magic in this world, and be able to do whatever she wants, changing flower colors and whatnot. Then she comes up with a new plan. If the evil Princess is stealing people's magic, why can't Alexa just use magic to turn people magical again? Problem solved, without the need for fighting. It's actually a good idea, but it doesn't work. Alexa still has to get everyone's magic back from the villain.
The evil Princess claims another victim, and decides to really obviously tell the victim that she knows where the Queen unicorn lives, and is about to attack there. Then she releases the victim. And follows her to the hideout. Based on this intel, the fairies and mermaids send Alexa/RD/fake-Pinkie to go retrieve the Queen unicorn and bring her back to the hideout. This world deserves to get conquered by a ten-year-old. Alexa makes a magic carpet for the journey, and in a nice little moment she notices how RD is enjoying the sensation of flight again, so she flies low over some water so that fake-Pinkie can dangle her legs in the water and experience the sensation of fast-swimming again. This was a nice touch, showing firsthand how the victims are hurting, and how the hero is kind and giving. The Queen unicorn invites Alexa to ride on her back, but bucks the other two, because getting tossed from a horse is funny and totally doesn't put you into a wheelchair until you die like Christopher Reeve.
Oh noes, it was a trap. The evil Princess tries to drain Alexa's magic, but she isn't strong enough to do so, and Alexa escapes, magic intact. Obvious plot time: The evil Princess is going to drain the horses, power-up, and become a threat again. Yawn.
Alexa eventually stops running, comes back to survey the damage, and resolves to confront the evil Princess. The evil Princess, meanwhile, drains the horses and the entire world turns grey. Alexa and the gang spy on her through a skylight, and Alexa has a plan. Employ the element of surprise, magically open the skylight, and deliver an arrow to the brain? No, barge in through the front door, past the large guards, feigning surrender, and demanding to see the evil Princess. Amazing plan.
Before the magical battle can begin, the trackers are brought in to asses the situation. Turns out, Alexa has much more power than the evil Princess, even though the evil Princess has just absorbed
all the magic in the world. What the hell? Just how incompetent is this movie? And if Alexa has
that much power (more power than anything or anyone in this entire universe, combined), and a selflessly giving nature, how was she unable to recharge one mermaid and one fairy? So, now that we know that there's no real danger and the bad guys stand absolutely no chance of winning, it's time for the magic battle, which is pathetic. And I'm talking animation and directing, not emotion and stakes, which were already destroyed. Will somebody
please put an arrow into the evil Princess' head while she's distracted, and end this movie? No, apparently not.
After the evil Princess gets tired of losing the hopelessly pathetic magic battle, she falls back on her trump card, the magic suck, which is guaranteed not to work. Oh noes, this time Alexa is making absolutely no attempt to resist it. The evil Princess has discovered Alexa's one weakness, suicide, the bane of all nerds. But shortly after absorbing all of Alexa's magic, the evil Princess' magic wand explodes, because it cannot contain the power of more than two universes. And does the magic power return to it's original owners? No. Does it settle onto the ground and power up everyone present? No. Does it flow into the Queen unicorn, the apparent source of all magic in this world? No. For some reason, it all flows directly into Alexa, the recently depowered loser of a magic battle. And it powers her up, so now she's more powerful than two worlds and has a new dress and everything.
Alexa grants magic to those she sees fit, but she probably kept a bunch for herself, because she keeps the new dress. Then she goes home. The evil Princess' parents return from vacation somewhere, and did the cute widdle Princess try to destroy the world while they were gone? Oh yes she did? How adorable. Someone put an arrow in all three of their heads.
Alexa emerges from under the tree to find servants looking for her, but she's wearing her Super Saiyan dress, which is a serious flaw in the movie, if you ask me. If she depowered to her original dress when she passed back through the door, one could choose to believe that the adventure was real, or one could also choose to believe that Alexa was hiding under a tree for a few hours, reading the fairytale that her grandmother gave her (which would have been a pretty lousy fairytale). We "saw her" have the adventure, because she inserted herself into the story, and we "saw it" the same way we saw music videos happen once she started singing about how much she loved books. But this movie did not do that, because this movie is stupid. Alexa's fantasy adventure is confirmed to have actually happened in this movie-world.
Alexa now meets with some commoners and has no more social anxiety disorder, and goes to the ball, where she has somehow mastered the waltz. And then she interrupts the ball to play music that the cool kids these days listen to, and puts on a show for the crowd, perfectly dancing the modern dance that her friends had failed to teach her. Strike a pose to end the movie, because Alexa is so awesome and extreme.
Oh and, the movie ends with a repeat of Tabitha's nails-on-chalkboard song. Movie's done. Time to eject that DVD. No, don't wait and read those credits. The people who made this movie would actually prefer it if you
don't read the credits.
This movie is terribly written. Did anything in Alexa's previous character (being a book-obsessed fantasy enthusiast) help her to succeed in a fantasy world? No. Well, almost nothing (I am being very generous). At one point, she made a magic carpet, so we can say that she's probably seen Disney's Aladdin, or is at least marginally aware of it. Did Alexa's adventure in the magical world help her overcome her start-of-the-movie shortcomings? Nope. Those problems just magically went away. The villain learned nothing, she was simply beaten by an impossibly powerful force and had her magic taken away again. Did the citizens stand up for themselves or support Alexa? Nope. They were merely saved by an all-powerful being who stood no possible chance of losing (short of an arrow to the brain). I've seen a few of these Barbie movies now, and bad writing seems to be a hallmark. Some people could say that I'm being too harsh on a movie meant for little girls, but this movie isn't even a good movie for little girls. This movie teaches bad lessons and Alexa is a terrible role model. Which is sad, because this movie had a lot of good things going for it.