Holy shit I am so fucking pissed right now.
A customer walks up to my counter with a hoverboard, asks if we have any techs to fix it. Cue shit show. I knew this guy was a POS as soon as he implied I wasn't a tech even though I'm the goddamn manager of the team.
Me: I'm a tech, but we only work on computers unfortunately.
Him: Can I talk to him? [Points to my coworker is the only dude in our department]
Me: I'm sorry, he's a bit busy right now.
Him: I just have a question.
Me: I can answer any question you have. [I attempt a fake smile]
Him: I would rather ask him.
Now I am fuming. But fuck it, I'll humor him if it makes him leave faster.
Me: Hey (coworker), do you know anything about hoverboards?
Coworker: [Not even looking up from his work] Nope! :D
Me: [turning back to the customer] Yeah so, again we only work on computers here.
Him: Can I talk to him though.
Fuck OFF
Me: He's busy.
Him: I want to talk to him!
Me: (Coworker), this customer wants to talk to you.
Coworker: [Walking up] How can I help you?
Him: Hey, you do guys have any pilers?
Fucking WHAT
Me: Excuse me, is there a reason why you couldn't ask me that?
Him: I wanted to ask (coworker).
Screw it if I get written up at this point.
Me: Why?
Him: Because I wanted to ask HIM.
Me: Why?
Him: I'm not going to say it again.
Me: (Coworker) stop talking to him.
[We both walk away from the customer, if I wasn't on camera I would have flipped him off]
I'm still shaking with emotions.