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RedLetterMedia |OT| Very Cruel.
- Thread starter Skiptastic
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Dear god, that last video. Holy shit.
I guess that explains something about US cops, but goddaaamn. The excessive response of "he's got a knife" and then pulling out a fucking handcannon to shoot him with... phew... only in the US.
Also, the thick Milwaukee accent reminded me of Mario for a moment, so I got this in my head:
"droppa da knife-ah" / "I don't wanna droppa da knife-ah"
I guess that explains something about US cops, but goddaaamn. The excessive response of "he's got a knife" and then pulling out a fucking handcannon to shoot him with... phew... only in the US.
Also, the thick Milwaukee accent reminded me of Mario for a moment, so I got this in my head:
"droppa da knife-ah" / "I don't wanna droppa da knife-ah"
I kinda want to make a thread about this video in the context of "as funny as this video is, if these are the videos they show cops its no wonder they're so trigger happy".
I don't know if my brain can handle this.
I'll see you all on the other side.
Thank god you found that full length video! The one I'd managed to find was squashed into 3:3 format and chopped into 9 separates parts. Much like the police officers in the video.
So, the police want a vídeo about how many ways they can die. They want it cheap, so they go to Millwaulkee and hire some hack frauds who use taxpayer money to make a bunch of action shorts.
And then it just end up being the best thing they ever saw?
I sense shenanigans. This video is the first ever RLM job.
And then it just end up being the best thing they ever saw?
I sense shenanigans. This video is the first ever RLM job.
yea it gets kind of uncomfortable around the autopsy photos
its all fun and games until you see real dead people
its all fun and games until you see real dead people
Rich Evans was allegedly born in 1976. Surviving Edged Weapons was made in 1988. That means Rich Evans would've been twelve years old when it was made.
The RLM guys should try to track down some of the people who made the video, using the credits. If they're like... scary retired cops... well that's all the better.
Lies, they had an even split on three movies during Very Cannon Christmas.
Also Surviving Edged Weapons is cheating, that tape was already legendary. "Never gonna die to no scumbag in no ghetto..."
That police video went places, damn. Satanic cults, everything is a knife, chopping off fingers. That knife attack with a distance simulation between the cop and the perp is some scary shit. You laugh at the crossbow attack and then it's shown to be real, whaa...
Now, this is some old stuff. Wonder how batshit insane are the instructional videos shown to cops now.
Now, this is some old stuff. Wonder how batshit insane are the instructional videos shown to cops now.
Thank you kind sir.
Holy shit, I was dying right along with the guys when Jimmy the Slotman ran out of money.
I can't even imagine the emotional rollercoaster at laughing at a crappy and outlandish recreation only to see the real damage immediately after.
I hit play on the video last evening and fell asleep before the advertisement even completed.
I'm Plinkett now.
I'm Plinkett now.
The nonsensical game of rock paper scissors mixed with the terrible rap at the end of the video probably saved it.
Gotta say, except for the opening, the humour in this one didn't quite click with me. Everyone seemed a bit tired on the interaction. One of their weaker efforts on that front.
But who cares when there's COKED OUT SLOTS GUY and OH MY GOD EVERYTHING IS A KNIFE.
But who cares when there's COKED OUT SLOTS GUY and OH MY GOD EVERYTHING IS A KNIFE.
Wait, that's where this is from!? Holy shit, I remember wanting to make that my senior yearbook quote.
