Cards Against Humanity's 99% Off Sale

angelgrievous · Nov 23, 2018

mysocksarepink said:
wtf how did that get bought so fast?

I was still on name / email

the bots have arrived!!

every one starts at the 10 minute mark and is over by the 1 minute past mark, if that makes sense. Starts at 6:40, over at 6:41. from what i can tell

Downhome · Nov 23, 2018

I've never gotten past the email thing, always says it doesn't look real, lol.

BLEEN · Nov 23, 2018

I'mma cook more than hot dogs on this thing.

irishonion · Nov 23, 2018

Why was I trying to buy a lion mask

woodland · Nov 23, 2018

THIS CART IS MINE

Steel · Nov 23, 2018

This one's MINE damn it!

Adree · Nov 23, 2018

angelgrievous said:
every one starts at the 10 minute mark and is over by the 1 minute past mark, if that makes sense. Starts at 6:40, over at 6:41. from what i can tell

With Firefox it did let me autofill the address at least. Probably could set it up to fill it all in instantly.

AnansiThePersona · Nov 23, 2018

I really wanted the lion mask...

Mr.Awesome · Nov 23, 2018

It's going to new york this time I bet.

Paperboywriter · Nov 23, 2018

if the hotdogs rain from the sky, what is this for?

lt519 · Nov 23, 2018

Holy shit the Big Bertha game.

neon_dream · Nov 23, 2018

If I had a backyard I'd buy the hell out of a hotdog cart.

Pickman · Nov 23, 2018

I'd totally run a hot dog cart if I could get the startup part of it for free.

pink · Nov 23, 2018

if i win this i will live stream myself walking around manhattan slingin dogs

without a permit obviously

Kendrid · Nov 23, 2018

Downhome said:
I've never gotten past the email thing, always says it doesn't look real, lol.

You also have to enter a phone number.

BLEEN · Nov 23, 2018

I can make so much money with that cart. Ohhh, the things I'd sell.

(Weed lol)

pink · Nov 23, 2018

BLEEN said:
I can make so much money with that cart. Ohhh, the things I'd sell.

(Weed lol)

i'll see you in court

Slick Butter · Nov 23, 2018

mysocksarepink said:
if i win this i will live stream myself walking around manhattan slingin dogs

without a permit obviously

You got a license to sell hot dogs, chico man?

angelgrievous · Nov 23, 2018

not if i get it first.

Paperboywriter · Nov 23, 2018

i wonder if the ketchup and the mustard is included. its probably included

pink · Nov 23, 2018

Slick Butter said:
You got a license to sell hot dogs, chico man?

hell naw, that will be half the excitement of the livestream

I will also wear a santa costume

BLEEN · Nov 23, 2018

All right, boys. I'm goin' in. Hot dogs on me!

IrrelevantAlex · Nov 23, 2018

Im just trying to buy the absurd box and it won't let me unless that's the point its stuck on contact info. Unless the website is just legit getting hammered lol

pink · Nov 23, 2018

had no idea it was celery

had to look it up

fat L

Steel · Nov 23, 2018

God fucking damn it!

Paperboywriter · Nov 23, 2018

OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS BACK

data · Nov 23, 2018

Is everything repeating?

a Master Ninja · Nov 23, 2018

I almost got the cart.

angelgrievous · Nov 23, 2018

warehouse out of hotdog carts

RJeddy · Nov 23, 2018

IrrelevantAlex said:
Im just trying to buy the absurd box and it won't let me unless that's the point its stuck on contact info. Unless the website is just legit getting hammered lol

All of ERA just tried to buy a hotdog cart. Try now.

neon_dream · Nov 23, 2018

PIRATE SHIP REDUX

GOGOGO

Downhome · Nov 23, 2018

Kendrid said:
You also have to enter a phone number.

Hahahaha, I'm so stupid. I'd been doing email twice. Whoops.

Heynongman! · Nov 23, 2018

i called it

thebeeks · Nov 23, 2018

OH MAN I hope this means that giant inflatable eagle comes back.

Mathieran · Nov 23, 2018

I wonder how many bought an expansion pack because of this. I actually bought one on Amazon since I still only have the base game and this is one of our game night go tos.

pink · Nov 23, 2018

did ANYONE get passed email / phone number there or get hit with zero stock? I think it may be bugged

irishonion · Nov 23, 2018

Man I don't know these damn answers lol

angelgrievous · Nov 23, 2018

round 2 and go:

bsigg · Nov 23, 2018

Pirate Ship! Let's gooooooooo!

NateDrake · Nov 23, 2018

mysocksarepink said:
did ANYONE get passed email / phone number there or get hit with zero stock? I think it may be bugged

I got hit with zero stock after putting in my email.

pink · Nov 23, 2018

NateDrake said:
I got hit with zero stock after putting in my email.

ya think it might be bugged ? which is why they repeated it again

BLEEN · Nov 23, 2018

mysocksarepink said:
ya think it might be bugged ? which is why they repeated it again

They're redoing some due to payment/stocking errors.

pink · Nov 23, 2018

Paperboywriter · Nov 23, 2018

well the one coming up is not that interesting so i think you can ALL skip that one. ok?

Steel · Nov 23, 2018

Paperboywriter said:
well the one coming up is not that interesting so i think you can ALL skip that one. ok?

Hey, I will.

Dreamwriter · Nov 23, 2018

Ooo, with them redoing some of these, maybe I'll have another chance at that transparent inflatable dome tent thing! Be able to see the bears without exiting the tent!

Paperboywriter · Nov 23, 2018

Steel said:
Hey, I will.

I love you but I hate you

RJeddy · Nov 23, 2018

We're re-running a few items sold earlier on https://www.99percentoffsale.com because bots got them the first time around. If you use a bot to make a purchase we will just cancel it.

angelgrievous · Nov 23, 2018

I think the most I would do is $5000 for $500. I would do that.

KatieKatsup · Nov 23, 2018

Went ahead and bought the Absurd Box before the finale. Knowing them it's actually going to be $2k after this sell haha

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