is there anything worse? you're doing what you're doing and then all of a sudden that big breakfast you chowed down on a little too quickly wants out. you have aprox 5 mins to reach a toilet and once you do not all of it gets in there, you've decorated the back wall. poor janitor
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exploding bowels while out in public
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As someone who worked at a gas station for many years...
#1: This absolutely should never happen.
#2: It really really does happen and fuck every single man, woman, and child that does this and then doesn't even say a word.
Bruh I just do my best to be in a place that has a family/unisex bathroom. I get poop shy so bad- just in fear of a situation like this. The worst is when you're sitting there trying to poop and then someone comes in, pushes on your stalk door and goes, "mother fucker," and proceeds to sit in the bathroom. Meanwhile you're mid deuce, anxiety cranked to 11 unable to break off the last bit and be on your way.
Public poos suck
Public poos suck
Can you please explain the physics of this.
Please.
Anyone.
Like
Are you aiming your asshole at the wall or something?
I just want to understand.
No idea, but I swear it was minimum a bi-weekly occurance.
But then again we also had someone who'd smoke crack in the bathroom 3-4 times a week (he was part of a lawn service crew that came in every morning) and then we'd have to evacuate the building because we literally could not stay inside without getting light headed / awful feeling from that garbage.
Having had to clean up such things multiple times, the only even slightly plausible thing I can think of is people being afraid to sit on the toilet so they stand over/leaning down almost to touching their toes and just letting it rip.
That said, the splashback has to be absolutely HORRENDOUS and far worse than just taking 5 seconds to put down some god damn toilet paper or a toilet cover on the thing.
I finished reading the OP and this was my approximate expression
when you're in a hurried rush because your body is forcing it out, every second matters
I thought the election was over. Already shitting your pants in fear of 2020, huh?
Mine wasI finished reading the OP and this was my approximate expression
The most disgusting thing is that he's barefoot in a public restroom.
The worst was when I was a kid, went for a bike ride and then got an upset stomach or the start of the flu ten minutes away from my home.
God that feeling in public definitely fucking sucks OP I feel you. The desperation to find a place to shit when you know time is of the essence, there's nothing quite like it that's for sure hahaha.
What really sucks is being piss drunk out somewhere and needing to fucking piss, hurl, and shit, and its the worst if god forbid you had to do those things simultaneously.
What really sucks is being piss drunk out somewhere and needing to fucking piss, hurl, and shit, and its the worst if god forbid you had to do those things simultaneously.
Suddenly needing to take a shit isn't normal? Like, ever?
I'm pretty conditioned to not have to shit til I get home. Eat the same meals most of the time and you'll never be surprised, unless someone fucked up and you got food poisoning.
The first is normal.
The second means something wrong happened.
I mean, there's a clear difference between needing to take a shit and exploding bowels.
The first is normal.
The second means something wrong happened.
Legit about a decade ago I worked at IHOP and one day I entered the bathroom to clean it. There was a projectile poop stain on the wall next to the toilet aimed at a seventy degree angle. To fire it off, someone would have had to have crouched between the toilet and the wall (not a lot of room there) and pulled their ass up into the air.
To this day I'm still not entirely sure of the physics there.
To this day I'm still not entirely sure of the physics there.
I've actually wandered across the aftermath of something like this once. Wtf.
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