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Olaf

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Oct 27, 2017
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There's clearly chilis on the right. But Chilean sea bass makes more sense.
 

Fat4all

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Oct 25, 2017
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here
well one is a thing and the other isn't so make an educated guess
 

Dullahan

Always bets on black
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Oct 25, 2017
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I am drunk, and it's like 5 am here and I'm about to sleep.

But I'm still not fucked up enough to make a thread like this one haha. Bravo.

Edit. Ah fuck it's a Jurassic Park joke? Well it's so unfunny no wonder I forgot about it lol.
 

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Hammond and Malcolm die in the book. Then somehow Malcolm is rezzed via retcon for the sequel.

That's much more confusing than sea bass
 

JimNastics

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Valiant

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Oct 25, 2017
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Wouldn't it have made more sense if it was Nedry, the true glutton of the film, who snuck in and ate all the ice cream, and so turns out to be the hero after all? Or is there a part in the film where Hammond references ice cream that I've forgotten about??

OMG YES!

There is literally a scene where he (Hammond) laments the park with Ellie with all the melting the ice cream the night before Grant and the kids make it back.
 

BDS

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Oct 25, 2017
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So Jurassic Park was my second favorite thing to watch as a kid after Star Wars. When Hammond would say that Malcolm "suffers from a deplorable excess of personality," I didn't understand what that meant, so I thought that Hammond was saying Malcolm was literally suffering from some kind of illness. Malcolm was my favorite character so I thought it was really cool that he could be smart and a hero in spite of having an illness or disability.

It was only when I got older that I understood Hammond was just saying he's a jackass.
 

Valiant

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Oct 25, 2017
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So Jurassic Park was my second favorite thing to watch as a kid after Star Wars. When Hammond would say that Malcolm "suffers from a deplorable excess of personality," I didn't understand what that meant, so I thought that Hammond was saying Malcolm was literally suffering from some kind of illness. Malcolm was my favorite character so I thought it was really cool that he could be smart and a hero in spite of having an illness or disability.

It was only when I got older that I understood Hammond was just saying he's a jackass.

That was your mistake kid... Believing in sexy pose Malcom.

Grant is who you should have believed in.
 

BowieZ

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Nov 7, 2017
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Islar Nublar is off the coast of South America.

Chile is in South America.

Who lists chilli first in a pair of ingredients where the other is fish?
 

Gentlemen

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Oct 25, 2017
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In the distant reaches I can hear Gordon Ramsay 20 years later screaming at how overdressed the fish is, how crowded the plate is, how irrelevant the raw tomatoes and stupid salad of bare carrot shreds are to the flavors of the dish and what kind of donkey slices a delicate cut of fish like it's a fajita plate get with the times you *bleep*ing donkey.
 
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Olaf

Olaf

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Oct 27, 2017
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This scene has always bothered me. Like, how the hell does Ellie get to the ice cream??

I present my case in a series of screenshots:



This scene, plus the scene where the T-rexes first break through their fence drove me nuts as a kid and are actually what got me interested in film analysis, haha.
So many mysteries in this movie.