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I just splatted someone's "mom" over and over again in Splatoon

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Gilbals

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Dyle

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I thought only hackers were still playing Splatoon 1, but as long as you got her consent before inking her splat zone it's all fair game. I bet she was really salty after that though
 
11redder

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There was one player on Splatoon 1 called moist ° anus - I literally laughed out loud when I received the "you were splatted by..." message.
 
SpiritUnion

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There's bots in Splatoon 1 online? What?

It's a struggle just to get to Level 10 to be allowed in Ranked Mode. It's been weeks since I picked the game up super cheap and I'm still only at 5 or 6.

Getting a game off the ground at any time besides prime time on the weekends feels next to impossible; there's just nobody playing.
 
Ogodei

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I thought Splatoon 1 had gone down over a year ago. Or maybe that was just the Squid Sisters.
 
Magnet_Man

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Futile attempt at saving the thread but Turf War has always been the most boring and lame mode. Do Ranked and shit gets pretty rough.
 
boris_feinbrand

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I'm just your regular sophisticated young adult Nintendo gamer and I picked up Splatoon 1 for the first time today, because why not. After a few games I've got the hang of this thing, and man, uh... the skill floor on this is pretty low, eh? I'm just playing some match, working my way across the map, and this team is just folding - then I notice there's an opponent literally called "mom" that I'm just steamrolling every single time and now I just feel like I'm ruining some nice family's bonding experience tonight by spawn-camping their base or whatever and wrecking them.

Uh. So is this normal for Splatoon? How do you hardcore gamers here get your kicks out of kicking the crap out of (squid) kids?
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Yep. Tons of DAD and Mom encountered. I usually hold off going all in when I notice that and give them a bit space.
 
Cynn

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Trying to figure out what's more funny: The fact that the OP was fighting other players with no play history thinking he's a god or that he thinks someone who has the username "Mom" is an actual mom. This is some quality summer child posting right here. lol
 
Handicapped Duck

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I thought Splatoon 1's online was shut down. I swear I tried going back to Splatoon 1 a couple months ago only to be greeted with a disconnection trying to get in a lobby.

Also OP you need to not be splatting other peoples' moms, it's not healthy.
 
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