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neoak

neoak

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I have a small penis. I'm not like one of those dudes that thinks they have a small penis, but actually just are rocking something average, I'm actually significantly on the smaller side of average.

People throw around the phrase "Size doesn't matter" a lot, but I feel like that's usually for more average size guys that think they're small and not for people who are actually small. It's completely destroyed my confidence as far actually being in a romantic relationship because I don't think I could actually satisfy a woman. I'm an alright looking guy otherwise, but I've turned down multiple chances at a relationship because of this.

It's developed into a bit of a fetish for me if I'm being honest, but it's more of a coping mechanism if anything and truthfully I just want a normal relationship where I feel like I can please a girl. I think I'm so in my head about it at this point that it would take a lot for me to even believe someone if they told me my size was fine.

The clitoris is like, really close to the vaginal opening. Like usually an inch or so. Also, it is up to whoever you date to decide if you are good enough. Forget what others say.
 
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Two months ago, I had to go to my local hospital to have a circumcision done. As I'm not a member of a religion that sanctions circumcisions of males when I was a baby, nor do I live in a country where Circumcisions are normally carried out (e.g USA), it's safe to say that I'm something of an outlier in my country. The reason behind it was simple: I had a condition called phimosis which for the uninitiated, restricts movement of the foreskin so that the gland cannot properly be exposed during a shower, fapping, fun times in bed ect., and the only time I realised this was when I visited the Hospital as an outpatient to have a skin tag removed and asked the Doctor there about why my foreskin was red in places (keep this in mind for later). So obviously, it had to go as I was one step below the worst form of phimosis you can get where the foreskin doesn't retract AT ALL and at the time, it was physically impossible for me to masturbate properly, never mind having physical sex with someone because I'd be in severe pain otherwise. So at this point, you'd think that the worst part of this confession would be the mild embarrassment of me having the lad not working properly, right?

Wrong. And I wish it was.

I only learnt about this when I called my Doctor to book an appointment, that the Doctors noted the reason my Foreskin was red around the top third of it and along where the frenulum was attached to my foreskin, was because it was chronically inflamed. For someone to have that with the severe level of phimosis I had going into the Operating Theatre, it's a major warning sign that that person is in danger of developing Penile Cancer. Thankfully, the tests turned up negative and subsequent visits to the Doctor have confirmed that there's nothing wrong with me. But looking back on it now, I realised it looked that way for years since when I was a teenager and had I not originally asked the Doctor by chance when I visited them about it, I would be in real danger of becoming a Cancer Patient right now, all because I was too embarrassed to tell anyone that I thought there was something wrong with me in a very sensitive spot. Honestly I hope I never have that phone call again, because I got too damn lucky in speaking up about it before it got worse.

At least you caught it man. Glad you are ok.
 

SegFault

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most women can't orgasm from penetration alone. get good with your tongue and fingers and you'll be okay.
 
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Look at you trying to downplay your actions. This entire confession sounds like something out of the mouth of a sociopath. Save the police the trouble and turn yourself in before you murder one of these women.
If she likes it she likes it. I had an ex that really, really liked being choked and slapped and all sorts of stuff. It was all consensual. Didnt make either one of us a sociopath just because you don't understand it.
 

Salty_Josh

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The clitoris is like, really close to the vaginal opening. Like usually an inch or so. Also, it is up to whoever you date to decide if you are good enough. Forget what others say.
Just like there are some women who say that a certain size is too small for them, there are some women who say a certain size is too small for them. There's a partner out there for you somewhere you've just got to find them.
P.s even if you had a horsecock, you're going to need to get good with your tongue. Just figure that stuff out and no one is really going to be unsatisfied with your performance in bed.
 

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Having a hard time believing some of those tbh. Esp the one that is a NEET, does nothing all day but smoke weed and masturbate and somehow his mom pays for everything and he got a fiance ? Right.
 

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At least you caught it man. Glad you are ok.
This sort of thing happens because as boys and teenagers, men have nobody they can turn to with whom they can talk about these things without being subjected to ridicule.

The confession reads like the man did not realise the foreskin could retract. He literally did not know how a part of his body that sees daily use was supposed to work. That is a damning statement on masculinity as a whole.
 

someday

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If she likes it she likes it. I had an ex that really, really liked being choked and slapped and all sorts of stuff. It was all consensual. Didnt make either one of us a sociopath just because you don't understand it.
Some women like being choked, sure, but he isn't asking for consent and he doesn't do any of this safely. Choking isn't for novices and he doesn't give a shit. His kink is more just hurting these women, not doing things that are mutually enjoyable. Like another poster said, he's going to kill a woman one day and won't know it. He won't check in with her and will be fucking her corpse to completion.

Also, a black eye? Wtf? How'd she explain that to her husband?
 

John Doe

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Are all of these stories real?

I remember at least one back on Gaf that was confirmed fake, something about a teacher failing his student because he was black
 

SRG01

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Some women like being choked, sure, but he isn't asking for consent and he doesn't do any of this safely. Choking isn't for novices and he doesn't give a shit. His kink is more just hurting these women, not doing things that are mutually enjoyable. Like another poster said, he's going to kill a woman one day and won't know it. He won't check in with her and will be fucking her corpse to completion.

Also, a black eye? Wtf? How'd she explain that to her husband?

I remember stuff during the Jian Gomeshi trial up here in Canada, and there was a clear distinction made between being rough and closed-fist punches to the head.
 
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The clitoris is like, really close to the vaginal opening. Like usually an inch or so. Also, it is up to whoever you date to decide if you are good enough. Forget what others say.
How does this guy know he's got a small penis if he's a virgin? I wonder if this is a case of actually comparing to average porn stars?

Want to make your penis look bigger? 1. Shave off your pubes. 2. If you've got some weight on you try to loose it, that fat pad on the base of the penis hides some inches.
 
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How does this guy know he's got a small penis if he's a virgin? I wonder if this is a case of actually comparing to average porn stars?

Want to make your penis look bigger? 1. Shave off your pubes. 2. If you've got some weight on you try to loose it, that fat pad on the base of the penis hides some inches.
Yeah, Porn is not a good measurement of anything, other than video quality.
 

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Isn't dick size based on a curve? Like, is he small for his ethnic group or is it a legit micro situation, or...?
 

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most women can't orgasm from penetration alone. get good with your tongue and fingers and you'll be okay.

I can confirm, you've gotta take care of business outside of just the p to v action.

Eagerly awaiting half of the "confessions" to amount to "I read fanfiction, I cried during a movie, I sleep with the lights on". Normal shit.
 

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Not sure if it's on my end, but all the links, no matter if I click on them or copy and paste them, take me to the top of the last page (page 3 for me). Both in the Google doc and on Era itself. Usually when linked to a direct post it works just fine.
 
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rjinaz

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Are all of these stories real?

I remember at least one back on Gaf that was confirmed fake, something about a teacher failing his student because he was black
I'm not really so sure it was fake. The recant, as I recall, was less than convincing. More like they regretted sharing the story not realizing how big of an asshole they really are.
 

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I have caught up and am now sad. Fewer posts and bumps means fewer eyes on the thread which means fewer confessions. I wish their was a "delayed post" available for these threads specifically so that the OP could spread out posts throughout the day without it impacting their personal life. :(
 

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No Switch guy should start a gofundme, to be that passionate and not even own the thing. poor bastard
 
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I have caught up and am now sad. Fewer posts and bumps means fewer eyes on the thread which means fewer confessions. I wish their was a "delayed post" available for these threads specifically so that the OP could spread out posts throughout the day without it impacting their personal life. :(
Yeah I always lurk these threads and never really post in them. I'm guessing there's a lot of people in that boat.
 

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The clitoris is like, really close to the vaginal opening. Like usually an inch or so. Also, it is up to whoever you date to decide if you are good enough. Forget what others say.

The Clit is outside the vaginal opening guys.

As a woman, I can honestly say some doesn't matter. Enough foreplay and I go off like a rocket with just a bit a grinding. That's zero penetration.

L2foreplay, you'll do fine
 

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Holy shit. Well, whatever turns you on I guess
 

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Haha I like how this is called "probably dangerous fucking" and not very dangerous fucking
 
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I have caught up and am now sad. Fewer posts and bumps means fewer eyes on the thread which means fewer confessions. I wish their was a "delayed post" available for these threads specifically so that the OP could spread out posts throughout the day without it impacting their personal life. :(

That would be useful


It is almost midnight. At least give us a heads up if the well has run dry and we aren't getting any new confessions today. :'(

Sorry, got sidetracked due to work. Like past years, this means it gets extended one day.
 

RionaaM

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Just caught up with the thread. I laughed at the professional fapper. Like, he's getting paid to stay at home and go to town on his lil' buddy all day long. How doesn't he get bored? And more important: how come no one told him to get his ass out of the house and into an office or whatever yet?