I just splatted someone's "mom" over and over again in Splatoon

Stopdoor · Nov 5, 2018

I'm just your regular sophisticated young adult Nintendo gamer and I picked up Splatoon 1 for the first time today, because why not. After a few games I've got the hang of this thing, and man, uh... the skill floor on this is pretty low, eh? I'm just playing some match, working my way across the map, and this team is just folding - then I notice there's an opponent literally called "mom" that I'm just steamrolling every single time and now I just feel like I'm ruining some nice family's bonding experience tonight by spawn-camping their base or whatever and wrecking them.

Uh. So is this normal for Splatoon? How do you hardcore gamers here get your kicks out of kicking the crap out of (squid) kids?

Stowaway Silfer · Nov 5, 2018

Oh my

adj_noun · Nov 5, 2018

Mario_Bones · Nov 5, 2018

That sure is a thread title

ManaByte · Nov 5, 2018

Thread title painted a very different picture.

DukeBlue · Nov 5, 2018

Bruh that thread title

TheBeardedOne · Nov 5, 2018

Yikes

Renna Hazel · Nov 5, 2018

Play ranked mode.

calcputer · Nov 5, 2018

Splatoon turf war games have matchmaking based on your performance in previous games. When you first start out the game doesn't have data to warrant matching you with more skilled players

sph3re · Nov 5, 2018

Hahaha
Because semen

rawhide · Nov 5, 2018

People are still playing Splatoon 1?

Kuro · Nov 5, 2018

OP I'll splat your mom and we can call it even.

M. Wallace · Nov 5, 2018

Come again?

saenima · Nov 5, 2018

Congrats on the splatting.

Crash · Nov 5, 2018

I have no interest in Splatoon, I just want to show my appreciation for the thread title.

Thatguy · Nov 5, 2018

Try to get to X rank in ranked then come back and tell us how kiddy and casual Splatoon is.

saenima · Nov 5, 2018

Marcellus Wallace said:
Come again?

And again

AztecComplex · Nov 5, 2018

I'll admit it. I only clicked because of the thread title.

Stopdoor · Nov 5, 2018

calcputer said:
Splatoon turf war games have matchmaking based on your performance in previous games. When you first start out the game doesn't have data to warrant matching you with more skilled players

I see now, now I'm getting splatted by a whole team of Level 50s. RIP me.

Like, literally entirely Level 50s, with me, a Level 5. Lol.

Crushed · Nov 5, 2018

Splatoon 1 had a very large amount of players named Mom or Dad.

Kyoufu · Nov 5, 2018

I've seen that video.

RecRoulette · Nov 5, 2018

Splat Dad would be proud

HardTimesFamilyPride · Nov 5, 2018

I battled "a frog" a few times. Friended them cause hell yeah I wanna play games with a frog!

Watchtower · Nov 5, 2018

I mean, it could be worse. She could've caught you inking your splat zone.

Saucycarpdog · Nov 5, 2018

Your story has no climax

Regiruler · Nov 5, 2018

Thatguy said:
Try to get to X rank in ranked then come back and tell us how kiddy and casual Splatoon is.

Splatoon 1. So S+.

Kindekuma · Nov 5, 2018

Mod Edit: removed flashing gif

KabaL17 · Nov 5, 2018

Splatoon 1? What year is this? Most good players play ranked. Hope you have fun with the game tho, play charger, it's so satisfying getting quads.

Deleted member 12833 · Nov 5, 2018

Stopdoor said:
I see now, now I'm getting splatted by a whole team...

go on

Mrfluffypuff · Nov 5, 2018

Damn OP, I wish I've splatted as many moms as you. I've only splatted a couple dads before.

On the side note, I've ran into someone named "I'm sorry :(" and made me feel sorry for splatting the person.

Ehoavash · Nov 5, 2018

Splatoon 1 had a lot of bots name Mom and Dad in online mode

Black-_-Hornet · Nov 5, 2018

The thread title had me thinking congrats on the wins lol. I am so much of a try hard I won't let up on a grandmom.

Sylverstone · Nov 5, 2018

Guess you're now that kid's dad.

Okabe · Nov 5, 2018

808s & Villainy · Nov 5, 2018

You're bragging about playing an old game's easiest, unranked mode

justiceiro · Nov 5, 2018

Watchtower said:
I mean, it could be worse. She could've caught you inking your splat zone.

C'mon, this image has to be a edit, LMAO.

Dremorak · Nov 5, 2018

The more and better you play, the better players you face. Eventually you'll find yourself questioning your existence as you get destroyed

tazmin · Nov 5, 2018

Congrats on being a new dad

Jason Frost · Nov 5, 2018

Kindekuma said:
Mod Edit: Removed flashing gif

what is going on

Fart Master · Nov 5, 2018

Marcellus Wallace said:
Cum again?

Wolfgav · Nov 5, 2018

Checking category preference.

Regiruler · Nov 5, 2018

justiceiro said:
C'mon, this image has to be a edit, LMAO.

Why would it be? At best it's a forced innuendo.

ClickyCal' · Nov 5, 2018

justiceiro said:
C'mon, this image has to be a edit, LMAO.

It's actually not.

julian · Nov 5, 2018

How many years did you spend coming up with this job?

D65 · Nov 5, 2018

You are all so gross haha

OHRye · Nov 5, 2018

Hahaha, this thread is hilarious.....ha ha ha....sigh.

Stopdoor · Nov 5, 2018

808s & Villainy said:
You're bragging about playing an old game's easiest, unranked mode

Well, not entirely bragging, more observing that it's kind of weird to play an online game in a match mostly populated by kids and families. As if I'm in a ball pit somewhere with a primary school classroom, for some reason.

Anyway, it does seem now I'm being matched up with some experienced people, but yeah, it was a weird experience.

Raonak · Nov 5, 2018

hmmm.... this is not what i was expecting.

Katarn343 · Nov 5, 2018

I came here because of the title.

louisacommie · Nov 5, 2018

Watchtower said:
I mean, it could be worse. She could've caught you inking your splat zone.

Lewd

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