Intoducing Monster fueled Ham

Ehoavash · Oct 31, 2018

Anyone else plan in chugging these in the morning along with our beloved monster energy drink ?

firehawk12 · Oct 31, 2018

Is that just ham dipped in caffeine? lol

hombremalo · Oct 31, 2018

Lol, what a world

Taco_Human · Oct 31, 2018

What the hell is that? Who is this marketed to? That's gross, I'd not touch that ever.

Mazre · Oct 31, 2018

Caffeinated sandwich meat.

There are not enough vomit emojis

Shadybiz · Oct 31, 2018

Oh, that is disGUSTING.

Ham is delicious by itself; no need to fuck with it.

ahoyhoy · Oct 31, 2018

Did Donkey Doug come up with this?

Deleted member 862 · Oct 31, 2018

this looks like it would be currency in a dystopian nightmare future

zma1013 · Oct 31, 2018

This is the food that the people in Idiocracy would probably eat.

SymbiantXenos · Oct 31, 2018

Looking forward to Red Bull Beef

honest_ry · Oct 31, 2018

If its cheap and tastes ok then i would buy it.

Sirhc · Oct 31, 2018

zma1013 said:
This is the food that the people in Idiocracy would probably eat.

Lines up with our current timeline pretty well then.

Sol C. Johnson · Oct 31, 2018

It's a photoshop.

andrew · Oct 31, 2018

I had some yesterday, it's pretty good. apparently they make it by hooking the pigs up to an IV of the stuff

Weegian · Oct 31, 2018

When choosing between infused hams, go for the original.

andrew · Oct 31, 2018

ahoyhoy said:
Did Donkey Doug come up with this?

Please, call him Donkey Dad.

Coyote Starrk · Oct 31, 2018

.......what?

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SliceSabre · Oct 31, 2018

Every day we stray further from God's light.

Deleted member 6949 · Oct 31, 2018

energy ham XD

nemoral · Oct 31, 2018

This is one of those fake things that will be real by next year.

SgtCobra · Oct 31, 2018

This will be real soon

djplaeskool · Oct 31, 2018

I was okay with caffeinated jerky
Caffeinated lunch meat feels a bridge too far.

Depths · Oct 31, 2018

It's clearly fake.

deepFlaw · Oct 31, 2018

I do love that the name I thought of between seeing the title and the image loading is the exact thing they went with.

The Pot · Oct 31, 2018

Problematic if true.

i_am_ben · Oct 31, 2018

this is surely fake

Puck Beaverton · Oct 31, 2018

Shiloh · Oct 31, 2018

i_am_ben said:
this is surely fake

I'm not seeing anything on their site about it

Ehoavash · Oct 31, 2018

Yeah looks like a fake, just saw the watermark

Oh well but.....I can see this veing real in the future lulz

shnurgleton · Oct 31, 2018

Energy ham
Energy ham
Doin everything that energy can

Camwi · Oct 31, 2018

The "150 mg of caffeine per slice" part should've been a giveaway that it's not real. That's about as much as is in an entire can of Monster.

blast0rama · Oct 31, 2018

Work of this guy: https://www.instagram.com/adam.the.creator/?hl=en

MikeHattsu · Oct 31, 2018

blast0rama said:
Work of this guy: https://www.instagram.com/adam.the.creator/?hl=en

On Twitter as well:
https://mobile.twitter.com/AdamPadilla/status/1057329482372136960

Halo 2 · Oct 31, 2018

Who the hell buys pre packed sliced meats that sounds so gross.

EssBeeVee · Oct 31, 2018

wheres timthetatman when you need him.

Wamb0wneD · Oct 31, 2018

zma1013 said:
This is the food that the people in Idiocracy would probably eat.

Exactly this.

Deleted member 28461 · Oct 31, 2018

Speaking as someone who exclusively eats sliced ham and is frequently very sleepy, this is great news.

aerie · Oct 31, 2018

It does seem a bit much, almost unbelievable.

Wag · Oct 31, 2018

I can save you money-

Have a coffee or soda with lunch.

Deleted member 16452 · Oct 31, 2018

That's not rum ham.

Finale Fireworker · Oct 31, 2018

It seems the OP has been fooled by a hoax, so this thread is closed to further replies.

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