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Maven

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
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Why does this get posted? They're trying to sell stuff crust pizza so that's why he's eating it that way.

Anyway, I sometimes eat a giant burrito with a fork and knife. So what
 

wenis

Member
Oct 25, 2017
16,113
I wonder if the burrito was folded too tightly or was using one of those weak ass non-lard tortillas and started to seam split.
 

boontobias

Avenger
Apr 14, 2018
9,539
Imagine the constant invasion of privacy from being a celebrity and the paranoia it brings

And why the hell didnt you post a picture OP?
 

ryanfadholi

Member
Nov 3, 2017
68
I eat Bananas in a way that may be perceived as wrong by troglodytes, but is actually very much the right way. Observe this educational video:


I'm.... Confused. So people actually peel bananas from the stem?

I think I've never seen someone do that here (Indonesia) all my life...

EDIT:
Eating a banana by ripping the peel at the scar is generally associated with Russians and Eastern Europeans. The banana varieties that were shipped to the East were hardier, with thicker peels (compared to those sent westwards) and they were regularly sent slightly unripe (all to ensure they lasted longer both in transit and on grocery shelves).

Huh, TIL I guess. Always peeled from the scar and never had any difficulty.
 
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AndyD

Mambo Number PS5
Member
Oct 27, 2017
8,602
Nashville
I dont know who that guy on the bench is, but honestly I sometimes eat burritos that way, or at least start with the middle by asking for it to be cut into halves. The ends often have the bunched up tortilla, and the toppings like sour cream and guac tend to be plopped in the middle. So the middle is the perfect balance of ingredients, while the ends are just that, ends. If I get full and don't want to finish the whole thing, I'd rather eat the best parts first and discard the tortilla ends.
 

Felt

The Fallen
Oct 27, 2017
3,210
What is his end game though. After you bite the middle you expose yourself to sauce/fillings falling out unless you continue to only eat the top. Then as you move in deeper, due to the extra width, you getting the filling on your cheek when you bite down.

He prolly threw it away after that picture
 

Deleted member 300

User requested account closure
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Oct 25, 2017
1,669
No big deal, there's no wrong way to eat a burr-



god dammit queen

This would be quite something to see.

Darn, stop mixing with the rice you pesky beans!

My mindset of it is.

When you mix alot of things together you loose the flavour and one thing over powers the rest.

My way you unwrap the wrap and the sauace is on all the contents. So each indiviual item has the sauce and u can taste that with the sauace and not overpowered mixed together
 

ColdSun

Together, we are strangers
Administrator
Oct 25, 2017
3,292
I find all ways of eating a burrito to be acceptable (even Queen's), as long as people dip their burritos... Maybe in a ranch or cheese sauce.
 

ColdSun

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Oct 25, 2017
3,292
I absolutely can't stand when people here talk about things where they have the link and simply don't post it. And the response is always "just google it and don't be lazy". Man, don't be lazy and just post it!
Pretty sure the link is in the OP and has been since the start. Since this thread (and article) only uses the Bieber burrito as a jumping off point; it really wasn't important for the thread to have a picture.

Personally, I can't stand it when people fail to actually read the OP and/or the article.
 

Plywood

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Oct 25, 2017
6,079
Am I missing something where's the goddamn pic

edit: The article wasn't loading any of the pictures outside of the stock photo at the header.
 

ColdSun

Together, we are strangers
Administrator
Oct 25, 2017
3,292
You know, I probably will end up trying it now. Maybe perform a surgery to open up the burrito, and pour a lil bit of a sauce inside the cavity and then try it Queen style.
 

PipefishUK

Member
Oct 25, 2017
688
Those ridiculous burgers you get in restaurants now, that need a cocktail stick stuck in them to stay upright when they bring them to the table - that you literally can't pick up without them falling apart...

I eat those with a knife and fork.
 

CrankyJay

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
11,318
Before I clicked on the image I guessed fork and knife but at the last minute settled on sideways. I win.
 
Oct 25, 2017
969
Why not Photoshop Sad Keanu on the bench sitting next to him?

I have a theory that tabloid media is fascinated by the image of a famous person sitting on park benches, looking sad, eating alone.

If I was some douchey , famous photographer artist, I would have a series of photos, where the subjects are famous celebs, sitting on park benches....eating...alone .. You'd be the Karsh of the Insta generation.