https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lancashire-45960806
A UK police force's image of a Ross Geller "lookalike" has drawn thousands of comedy responses.
Police later said Schwimmer was not in the UK at the time of the offence.
"Thank you to everyone for your speedy responses. We have investigated this matter thoroughly and have confirmed that David Schwimmer was in America on this date," they wrote.
"We're so sorry it has to be this way."
Scottish police also got in on the act, with bobbies in Dumfries and Galloway sharing the post and warning members of the public to "keep away" from the suspect.
"He is known to have studied Karate and we believe he has mastered the art of Unagi, the state of total awareness," they wrote.
We were on a break-in?