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Burger King announces "Nightmare King" burger, says it causes nightmares
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Good job, everyone. I think we're done here.
THANKS CHANTIX
also the Halloween burger was black and turned your poop green so I'm pretty sure they're just leaning into it this time
Eh, I might give it a try. Wonder if it'll give you oddly colored shits like the Halloween Whopper.
I always wanted to try that purple ketchup Heinz put out years ago but never got around to it.
I always wanted to try that purple ketchup Heinz put out years ago but never got around to it.
Is this like the Taco Bell meme and people's digestion? I've gotten sick MAYBE literally once in my life after a Taco Bell, and literally never after Burger King. If anything, the quality is better and I feel better after Burger King compared to most fast food places.
I don't get the crazy huge burgers so maybe that's the difference?
I don't get the crazy huge burgers so maybe that's the difference?
"I smelled a Big Mac once and had diarrhea for two weeks" - Era
It's not just fast food. We are a message board bound together by our mutual love for the warm moist feeling achieved through shitting ourselves.
A GREEN bun?? Missed opportunity for a black bun for the official colors of Halloween, black and orange. Get rid of the burger and put a spicy chicken patty, cheese, bacon, crispy onions, and their orange zesty sauce.
It looks like it might cause internal bleeding, so... Maybe?
That thing looks nasty. No thanks. I DO like BK every once in a while... the combination of their flame-broiled burgers, sesame seed buns, and tart pickles hits the spot for me.
I mean, you could a few years ago when they did that Spooky Whopper with black buns.
The spooky part was that it made your shit green.
I've never had an augmented whopper that tasted near as good as their regular whopper. I'm going as far back in my memory to the whopper they released in conjunction with The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I still remember how gross that sauce was :(
This is my thoughts as well. And I've been on s diet for 4 months.
I always wonder this. Does everyone here just eat Soylent or something?
And kill a few more thousand that will ultimately end up having heart problems by eating this. No thanks for mankind.
I'm guessing they add something like a bunch of magnesium to it. That stuff makes me dream a lot.
I don't have nightmares, but I always have much weirder dreams if I eat pizza an hour or so before I go to sleep.
Black poop often means blood in your stool, and since it's burger king I wouldn't be surprised.
Walmart is selling their own branded green ketchup this month.