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TSSZNews

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
663
1) An attorney
2) A financial planner / attorney
3) Cutting a check to help one of my longtime friends who's fallen on incredibly hard times
 

Geist

Prophet of Truth
Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
4,579
A lawyer, an accountant, and a financial manager.

That much money is hard to manage and protect without professional help. Just ask any lotto winner who won and was fleeced out of their money.
This first. But afterwards I'm buying a house/high-class apartment as many major world cities in as I can think of. NYC, Seattle, San Francisco, Paris, London, Berlin, Tokyo, Seoul, Hong Kong, etc etc... I want to travel a lot and always have a place to live in that's mine.
 

Dali

Member
Oct 27, 2017
6,184
I'd buy a yacht, an island, and a build a gundam.

Throw a party on the yacht with a bunch of Instagram models. Just sail out into the middle of the ocean and have an epic good time with the models.
 

Izzard

Banned
Sep 21, 2018
4,606
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BassForever

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
29,918
CT
1) pay off all debt
2) invest 80% into stock, bonds, and have a diversified portfolio where I can largely live off the dividends
3) A working sega saturn with panzer dragoon saga
 

Burrman

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
7,633
For me specifically. Without the obvious giving away to family etc.

lambo

Massive house

And a millennium falcon replica so I can live in, in my backyard that will look like the shire.
 

Ouroboros

Member
Oct 27, 2017
12,974
United States
1. New house for me, my wife, and soon to be born baby.

2. New house for my parents that is close to me.

3. Invest the rest and use the profits from investments to donate to find a cure / research for cancer and Alzheimer's disease.

(4) invest in clean energy for the major city I live by and help lower class obtain said energy.
 

ty_hot

Banned
Dec 14, 2017
7,176
Houses, cars, and other big stuff generally need time to search and think, so I guess the first thing I would do is go to the fanciest supermarket and buy all those expensive food that I never bought. I think one of the biggest benefits of being rich is eating whatever you want, not worrying about the price of your breakfast/lunch/dinner. Obviously I would go out to eat but eating well at home is such a great thing.

Would probably buy a bunch of smart home tech because they are expensive and definitely not worth the price right now, BT if I were rich I wouldn't even care.
 

latex

Member
Jul 5, 2018
1,412
Pay all my and my parents loans/credit
College fund for my siblings
Travel for a year
 
Oct 25, 2017
13,004
Honestly I'd probably move to Japan, get a small house, and not work a single day of my life every again. Aside of that, get everything my partner needs medical wise, and preorder Kingdom Hearts 3.

I'd also give all my money my dad may need so he doesn't have to work at all.
 

Bad_Boy

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
3,624
Pay off debt and dissappear. But only to reappear as an annoymous youtuber who does extravagant things wearing a super realistic mask of tupac.
 
Oct 27, 2017
1,793
Pay off all debts
Buy a new home in Denver and a vaction property in the Florida Keys/south Florida
Buy brand new rides for me and my bae and travel the US for a few months.
 

Retsudo

Member
Oct 28, 2017
1,075
Lawyer and account/fortune manager. Give a bunch of it to my parents and sisters. Build a house with a top of the line bunker beneath it.
 

rokkerkory

Banned
Jun 14, 2018
14,128
1. Buy parents vacation home in Hawaii
2. Buy college tuition for all nephews and nieces
3. Open business
 

Edward

▲ Legend ▲
Avenger
Oct 30, 2017
5,106
Outside giving my mom half i would buy nothing. I own a house and a car debt free i would just let the money work for me and when i hit 40-45 i would sell my house and retire somewhere on a nice piece of land.

Don't care for fancy cars or houses or any of that stuff.
 

julia crawford

Took the red AND the blue pills
Member
Oct 27, 2017
35,165
Probably an apartment, then utilities, then a big dinner with my friends at the new place.
 

Beef Supreme

Member
Oct 25, 2017
5,073
After I lawyer up....

1) House
2) Car
3) My families debt

Honorable mention.. a new identity (as in disappear off the map)
 

S_Dev

Member
Oct 26, 2017
112
A layer/wealth management company
A residence in Japan so I can hunt for rare/weird JDM cars.
Put the remaining half in a trust
 

Rogue Blue

Avenger
Oct 27, 2017
2,273
I would buy a really nice vacation house in Maui Hawaii.

And whatever my family needs.

And invest the rest.
 

Ogodei

One Winged Slayer
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
10,256
Coruscant
1. Get a new cell phone with a new number.

2. Attorney on retainer

3. Accountant also on retainer

The rest follows, but there's your "i won the lottery" go-bag.
 

Helot_Azure

Banned
Oct 29, 2017
1,521
1. Whatever the fuck I want.
2. Whatever the fuck I want.
3. Whatever the fuck I want.

But seriously, I'd pay off my debts, put a few million away, and invest.

Oh, and I'm quitting my job.
 

BryanFulton

Member
Sep 3, 2018
149
Buy a modest home for me and my family with large amounts of land. I'd invite family and friends over often.

Pay off debts of closest friends and family.

Pay my way into a great college (once able to from an academic standpoint).
 

bigosc

Member
Oct 27, 2017
3,243
Pay my debts
Buy my parents a nice little ranch
Buy myself a house with a big ass back yard so i can have many different doggos