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Wait do americans really not have cheese sandwiches?
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nah, it is more like idiocy. also a consequence of irrelevance I guess.
Every other week there is another "Do Americans do this" thread.
i had the plainest possible version of "white bread and kraft singles" sometimes as a kid.
if i have nice cheese and fresh bread in the house i still eat them together with nothing else sometimes. if there's no nice bread i'd also just eat it on a bagel.
american cheese- like the variety of processed cheese product literally called "american cheese," not cheese available here in general- is mostly just tasty as a topping. average american white bread and kraft-tier processed cheese isn't really tasty unless you modify it into a grilled cheese.
if i have nice cheese and fresh bread in the house i still eat them together with nothing else sometimes. if there's no nice bread i'd also just eat it on a bagel.
american cheese- like the variety of processed cheese product literally called "american cheese," not cheese available here in general- is mostly just tasty as a topping. average american white bread and kraft-tier processed cheese isn't really tasty unless you modify it into a grilled cheese.
You were close though
the saddest thing without any gravy or cheese
I don't like cheese on white bread, but on dark bread or even Pumpernickel?
This is as good as it gets, no need to destroy it with some nasty melting/frying/grilling/whatever. Maybe if your cheese and bread sucks. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That actually has some texture and depth of flavor, though. Also? Close that mother fucker.
You were pretty close though.
both of the pics I posted were from europeans over on NeoGAF bragging about how much better their basic-ass food was than American foods. Both of the things I posted are 100% european from proud europeans.
See now you're self conscious about it so you didn't use it. Cheese sandwiches and the eating habits of americans are really the least of your issues.
Put that cheese on Texas toast and fry it in some butter. That's a Murican Cheese Sandwich right there
What is it about your shitposts that makes them deserving of thoughtful, measured responses?
Hold up, why the fuck would anyone grill their cheese sandwiches in butter?????
Spread and lather the toast in Olive Oil to grill. Thank me later.
Spread and lather the toast in Olive Oil to grill. Thank me later.
Americans make hundreds of cheeses you know, not just the abomination with the namesake.
Not to mention most grocery stories have a pretty extensive import cheese section tho some of the younger ones are sadly banned.
Not to mention most grocery stories have a pretty extensive import cheese section tho some of the younger ones are sadly banned.
A grilled cheese is supposed to have the cheeses grilled. Not necessarily the bread, although that's fine too. Alton Brown has some good videos up on how to make a proper grilled cheese, and unlike the opinion of some of our under-educated friends abroad, they don't involve frying.
Grilled cheese in the US is fried like 95% of the time.
Mayo in a cheese sandwich?
Nah on the outside of the bread to aid in the frying. Butter is much more common though.
yup I remember this one. was looking up different techniques when I saw the one they made in the movie Chef.
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You'll see that I use it at the end of a sentence if I already use it in a post, otherwise I don't. Looks like your attention span is shit, I'm sure you can get some meds for that though.
Of course, since it all started because of a very poor attempt at a witty rebuttal based purely on that fact I mentioned your ability to read. From here it was just a simplistic relative word-association that made you feel clever. Because literacy = punctuation. Gotcha!
Then it was just "are you insecure" misery from then on out, which is just embarrassing. Are you going to call me jealous next? Maybe tell me you know what I am but aren't sure what you are?
Um..because it's delicious? Who the fuck makes a grilled cheese in olive oil. I'll give it a shot but you should realize that you are the outlier here.
Tomato sauce? You fraud."Do Americans seriously not have pizza like we do in the UK?"
Most people fry grilled cheese sandwiches, it doesn't matter what Alton Brown thinks.
Who cooks with olive oil? You only use that shit room temp.
No, the rest of the world sees the political shit show going on so they wonder what other things Americans do. It's why they believe everyone wears shoes in their homes, they have such a low opinion of Americans that they believe it's true. It doesn't matter what stupid shit goes on where they're from, everyone thinks they're at least better than Americans. My province elected Doug fucking Ford as Premier but we still unjustly look down on Americans.
Yeah I remember that episode of Good Eats. He wasn't saying frying a grilled cheese isn't the right way to make them, just that the name is misleading since it should actually be called a "griddled cheese"
So he wanted to make a grilled cheese where the name is accurate.
I used to eat cheese sandwiches for some reason but the thought of it now makes me sick to my stomach.
You guys are in the past, with you bread and cheese.
We've got avacado and bacon over here.
