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Doctor-ERA: my taint is tender

Doober

Doober

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Jun 10, 2018
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Yes, I know: go to a doctor. Already got an appointment booked, but in the meantime I'm curious and want to discuss chodes.

For the past couple of days now, I've had a very vague discomfort in my lower balls/perineum region. It's a tender, dull, mild, but pretty persistent ache that's difficult to pinpoint. Probably a 1.2 on the pain scale that I probably wouldn't even have noticed had it not lasted this long. No issues with peeing or banging one out and no obvious swelling. It seems to persist whether the boys are high and tight or droopy. It's such a vague ache that I can't even really tell if it's coming from the balls or the gooch.

Any similar experiences? Let's talk testicles.
 
Powdered Egg

Powdered Egg

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Oct 27, 2017
17,070
Leave a carrot in the freezer overnight. Then the next morning take it out the freezer and sit on it.
 
hockeypuck

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Oct 29, 2017
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Pain in the actual scrotum/testicles or the space between the scrotum and the anus? Big difference. Hernia is pretty unlikely in the latter region. Possibly a developing perianal abscess.
 
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Doober

Doober

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Jun 10, 2018
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hockeypuck said:
Pain in the actual scrotum/testicles or the space between the scrotum and the anus? Big difference. Hernia is pretty unlikely in the latter region. Possibly a developing perianal abscess.
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It's honestly hard to tell because it's such a dull, radiating feeling. I'm leaning more towards the space between, but closer to the scrotum. Like, immediately underneath/behind the scrotum.

Spent some time in a warm/hot bath and that helped, but the discomfort resumed soon after getting out.
 
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Admiral Woofington

Admiral Woofington

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Oct 25, 2017
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Well, t'ain't that an interesting thread title to read on a Saturday night.

Hopefully it's nothing too serious op, wish you the best.
 
Commedieu

Commedieu

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Nov 11, 2017
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ITS TAINT TIME!


say what you say, i'll meet you any day
sick of all this talk,
next time you speak we walk
be careful down below
and no its not for show
but before you enter
Gotta tell you my taint is tender

My taint, Is tender, none of ya`ll can enter
I said my taint, is tender, none of ya`ll can enter
My taint, is tender, none of ya`ll can enter.

Stepping to the next scene
best be sure its clean
make that shit real shiny son,
boy lets see it gleam
round and round we go
do it up to the next show
no more money pop too bad
oh whats that you're mad?
you gotta pay for this all night bender
I aint no fuckin lender

My taint, Is tender, none of ya`ll can enter
I said my taint, is tender, none of ya`ll can enter
My taint, is tender, none of ya`ll can enter.
 
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pink

pink

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Oct 27, 2017
6,074
I have a hernia right now and it's fucking awful :/

feels like someone is always stepping on my left nut but the pain is actually coming down from my groin
 

1000 Needles

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Oct 25, 2017
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How do the balls themselves physically feel? I had similar pain earlier this year, and well...

I now roll with just 1 ball
 
EJS

EJS

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Oct 31, 2017
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I had ball pain this year, went to the doctor but everything came back negative aside from a minor hernia. Hopefully it's that.
 
V23

V23

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Oct 27, 2017
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Doober said:
No issues with...banging one out
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Doober

Doober

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Jun 10, 2018
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Well the plot thickens. Developed a low-grade fever overnight and feel like hammered shit this morning, but them balls feel better.
 
Replicant

Replicant

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Oct 25, 2017
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Back in day 1996 I had a similar issue. Felt like my left ball was heavy and it was a real dull ache for about 2 weeks. I swear I even felt a lump in the shower and it hurt to the touch. I never went to the doctor at the time because I was dumb. It must have been nothing because now I'm 40 and I'm still hear with both balls.

Don't do what I did though.
 
Xx 720

Xx 720

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Nov 3, 2017
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With a fever this sounds like an infection of some sort, glad u going to Dr. let us know how it goes
 
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