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Should I keep punching Chris Kohler?

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Hasan Ali Almaci

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Sep 12, 2018
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Two decades ago the games industry was introduced to the Kohler Punch.

It basically consists of me hiding somewhere and punching Chris Kohler on the shoulder when he least expects it, a few people have done so at events in my absence.

Should this cruel and unussual punishment of Kohler END NOW or is it a cherished tradition that should be preserved for the ages?

I will abide with what you people decide.
 
Fat4all

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i hated getting shoulder punched but it was always rewarding to do to others

the cycle must continue
 
Starlatine

Starlatine

533.489 paid youtubers cant be wrong
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Oct 28, 2017
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according to google he's kinda handsome so dont do it

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wait is this one

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yeah punch him
 
meph

meph

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Oct 29, 2017
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If you're asking for some external authority to validate your choice in punching someone, you've lost original purpose of doing so. Keep punching. Punch Kohler until you remember why you started in the first place. And then keep going.
 
Eolz

Eolz

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Oct 25, 2017
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I know that your threads are basically all "hey I know (knew?) this guy!", but what's the point really?
 
Fat4all

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AIM FOR THE TOP

PUNCH THROUGH THE HEAVENS

NEVER BE GAME OVER
 
Harmony Friends

Harmony Friends

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Oct 28, 2017
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OK so right now you're in the wrong. However you can continue to punch him legally as long as you get him to look down at your hand doing this:



Those are the rules, simple as that.
 
Teeth

Teeth

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Nov 4, 2017
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In an era where it's been widely shown that things that would otherwise be classified as harassment get laughed off and suppressed because victims don't want to come off as "not having a sense of humour" or "not being a team player" or "not being a good fit" or "too uptight" or just "not cool"...

Congratulations on perpetuating that.
 
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Hasan Ali Almaci

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Sep 12, 2018
656
I am dissapointed, I want to quit physically harming Chris but most of you want me to continue in my erronous ways. You want me to harm a man who does not deserve the unjustice I have dealt him for 2 decades. You disgust me so I make a solemn pledge right now. I will never punch him ever again.
 
entremet

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Oct 26, 2017
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These types of shit talking/joshing threads works better on Twitter with the subject involved. Does Chris even post here?
 
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