Holy shit no. I would probably be panicking more than you OP, but props for keeping it together and telling us. Hope your dick gets better.
I'm sorry, but this is fucking hilarious. I'm sorry you went through that, but rofl.Yes scared the ever living shit out of me. Went to a urologist who stuck a McDonald's size straw up my penis in what what the worst shit anyone ever did to me. It was a camera, I wanted to die!
Only to find nothing and no explanation!
No, but my dumps were red, green, and black (in that order) over the span of two weeks. I most likely have a hemorrhoid. I have some death grip too OP but never to the point of busting a capillary. How hard are you tugging? Maybe it's time to invest in a toy that'll prevent such issues.I know, I know.. Obviously the responses are going to be..
"See a doctor"
"Go see a doctor"
"You are already dead"
But out of curiosity, I'm wondering if this is at all common.. or... maybe I really am already dead.
some basic details:
I suspect it was because I sealed it in with a gripped hand and didn't let it come out (on the newly washed sheets), probably built up pressure and blew a capillary. Scared the hell out of me.
Ok, so this post here opens up a lot of questions...
Reading this in George Costanza's voice from Seinfeld makes this 1000x funnierYes scared the ever living shit out of me. Went to a urologist who stuck a McDonald's size straw up my penis in what what the worst shit anyone ever did to me. It was a camera, I wanted to die!
Only to find nothing and no explanation!
No, but my dumps were red, green, and black (in that order) over the span of two weeks. I most likely have a hemorrhoid. I have some death grip too OP but never to the point of busting a capillary. How hard are you tugging? Maybe it's time to invest in a toy that'll prevent such issues.
Okay, I know I said black but it was more a tinge of black with the usual brown color. Sorry for the false alarm. I can explain most of the coloration. Red was likely from a red cream soda I drank since it was cherry red in color and not like blood, the green was a forest green color due to a lack of nutrition, the brown with tinged black I can't really explain but I imagine is normal.Dude, black is internal bleeding, you better get that shit checked out asap
https://www.healthline.com/symptom/black-stools
Okay, I know I said black but it was more a tinge of black with the usual brown color. Sorry for the false alarm. I can explain most of the coloration. Red was likely from a red cream soda I drank since it was cherry red in color and not like blood, the green was a forest green color due to a lack of nutrition, the brown with tinged black I can't really explain but I imagine is normal.
The potentially bloody stool hasn't happened since and it has been two weeks. The only suspicion I had of it being blood was because of small droplets when wiping. I use the squatty potty every chance I get and have for three years. I realize the squatty potty doesn't have a 100% success rate with eliminating gastro-intestinal health problems like hemorrhoids, but I'm hoping that it has helped delay them at least. It doesn't hurt to go, but if it happens again I'll schedule an appointment with my general doctor. I appreciate your concern anyhow regarding my health.I would still get it checked out, because it means there is bleeding in the upper intestines so not a hemoroid. Especially if it happens again.
When you nutted but you still bleeding.
Unless you are middle aged or older it's highly unlikely to be cancer.
I've had this. It took weeks to eventually go away. It's probably a result of a little internal injury due to vigorous sex/masturbation.
Of course see a doctor to confirm it but if you are a young man then there is a 90% chance this is nothing serious.