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Rvaan

Member
Oct 25, 2017
13,734
Ok first off go to the doctor. Second off WHY. CAN'T. YOU. FUCKERS. BE. NORMAL?! Just give me a week where no one post a thread about their genitals, their ass, their bathroom habits, or hygiene. 7 days is all I ask. Prove to me that you can..
 

Unaha-Closp

Member
Oct 25, 2017
6,723
Scotland
Why not cum on the sheets? Shooting your load is the best bit of cumming. It's not acid you are shooting. It's only cum. But no I have never done that. As you may expect I shoot when needing to shoot. I imagine it's nothing serious but obviously if it happens again - el doctoro.
 

Westbahnhof

The Fallen
Oct 27, 2017
10,104
Austria
Ok first off go to the doctor. Second off WHY. CAN'T. YOU. FUCKERS. BE. NORMAL?! Just give me a week where no one post a thread about their genitals, their ass, their bathroom habits, or hygiene. 7 days is all I ask. Prove to me that you can..
We'd totally do it, but then you'd suddenly poop blood on day 6 and ruin it yourself. That's how it always goes.

It's not acid you are shooting.
Man, but what if, right? Makes ya think.
 

Annubis

Member
Oct 25, 2017
5,656
Yes, after a bike accident where my dick was 20% blood, 10% gore and 70% dick.
Unless you just slammed your dick against something at very high velocity, I'd go to see a doctor.
If you did slam your dick at very high velocity against something, I'd go see a doctor right fucking now.
 

Liquidsnake

Member
Oct 27, 2017
11,980
Yes scared the ever living shit out of me. Went to a urologist who stuck a McDonald's size straw up my penis in what what the worst shit anyone ever did to me. It was a camera, I wanted to die!

Only to find nothing and no explanation!
 

Tathanen

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
6,031
Once, yes. Just a tiny bit in there. I think I just had a cut. Sure freaked me out tho.
 

stillwrapped

Banned
Aug 15, 2018
994
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Not pure blood but half and half last week. It was brown and I was a bit alarmed. I looked it up and it was most likely a strained gland or something and it hasn't happened since so I'm not worried. It had been a while too so I'm chaulking it up to that
 

DJ_Lae

Member
Oct 27, 2017
6,858
Edmonton
I know it's relatively normal for a week or two after a vasectomy, although thankfully I didn't have that issue.

Barring that, blood in places it shouldn't be never seems like a great thing.
 

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Oct 27, 2017
2,572
Yes OP that's very normal. If you continue shooting bloodier loads that's just your body cleansing, so that's good.

if all goes "well", in a few days this will be a better, more normal place.
 

Westbahnhof

The Fallen
Oct 27, 2017
10,104
Austria
You.... sealed it? Like with enough pressure to do, well, that? Why? How?
Just put a nice and air tight wax seal on there, like a plug, and then the pressure goes sideways instead.
Imagine it like this:
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devSin

Member
Oct 27, 2017
6,194
I should add that there was zero pain. None at the moment and none later. Also no blood when peeing afterward..

I'll see about going to a doctor tomorrow. I'm an American and I have no health insurance, maybe I can figure something out..
That's rough.

Check your testicles. If you don't feel anything, don't experience any pain, and don't see changes in your urination, you may just want to wait.

If it happens again, though, you definitely should find a way to see a doctor. But this shit can really add up, as they'll want to refer you to a specialist at some point if the symptoms persist.
 

Dr. Monkey

Member
Oct 25, 2017
15,029
Husband did. Turned out it was nothing but he went and got it checked out because it freaked us both out.
(edit: but in a normal situation, not like... trying to not... I mean, damn, son, get a tissue)
 

ABK281

Member
Apr 5, 2018
3,001
Blood is only coming out of one of my holes, and it's not that one thank you very much.
 

Deleted member 24112

User requested account deletion
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Oct 29, 2017
242
I know when I have a major abnormal health issue I make a thread about it. See a doctor dude. You're unwell.
 

Fiction

Fanthropologist
Member
Oct 25, 2017
6,727
Elf Tower, New Mexico
In my experience having had a teenage son freak out about this enough to ask me about it, so I took him to the doctor:

You are masturbating too much and not using enough lubricant. Slow your roll.
 

Xx 720

Member
Nov 3, 2017
3,920
Go get a checkup. It's probably nothing, may need to do urinalysis and check your prostate as a precaution.