Rick Rude's "Rude Awaking":
He's simply ravishing, he's happening, he knows that he's cool - All the girls go crazy, they don't know what to do. He'll steal your girl, break her heart and leave you a fool, he's simply ravishing, dazzling, ravishing Rude. Go through the curtain, stepping right on time - the girls wont admit it, but they know he's fine - got something to say, so listen up close, there he goes, there he goes, taking off his robe. His body's chiselled, abs all in a row - you'd think he was sculpted by Michelangelo. He's bold and he's cocky, he struts like a king, there's no way to stop the Rude Awakening
