Anyone else here have old man balls and understand the struggle?

No, I do not. I'm 35.

TaterTots said:

Along with your partner making comments about your big balls. Anyone else understand my struggle?

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Is this one really a true struggle?

They don't drop twice do they? Or is it just a slow gradual droop?

Just get a shot of botox and youll have the balls of a 10 year old.

Maybe you can get ball reduction surgery

How old are you

just loop em over your dick (aka; the devils triangle) or tuck em into your b-hole (aka; "boofing")

TaterTots said:

Yea because it makes you feel like your balls are so large you have a small penis.

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You're on Era. Your balls can't be that big to change the perception of the monsterous cock you have.

"finger hang em while I sit on the toilet"

Thank you for this I think

I smashed my balls the other day while trying to butt slide down the stairs. But uhhh I don't have issues with my balls dipping into the toilet. 32yo.

You ever sit on your computer chair for a marathon gaming session and have to switch which leg you're sitting on and accidentally sit on your own balls?


I have.

The struggle is real.

Yeah they get in the way sometimes and Im 23. But its no big deal. Im used to it. Kinda like how white noise gets drowned out by your mind over time.

This type of thread is exactly why I come to this forum, so thank you.

Quality Thread

TaterTots said:

I regret clicking "create thread" already. Fuck.

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Take more steroids.

Be aware after they shrink you might have some extra stretched out skin to deal with.

No. No I do not.

Chicks dig the long ball(s)

Bro... I feel you. I'm 27 and the feeling of dragging my balls out from under my crack after an hour of driving is nuts.

Also, numb nuts is a real struggle.

Tag fishing thread.

TaterTots
Old Man Balls

Are y'all going commando or something? How are so many of you sitting on your balls while you drive/play games??? Switch to boxer briefs ffs

i'm 49 and don't really understand, i've never sat on my balls thats what my ass is for. what the fuck kind of chairs are you sitting on where your balls are going in first. no noticeable change in ball size, just a bit more wrinkly I guess

sure, ball dip into toilets can be a problem but thats why you only poop at home, you know the contours and depth so you know what the safe zone is. i wear boxers so don't worry too much about ball sweat, tangling, or shuffling just getting up and down usually shuffles enough

Yeah. When I sit down I have to adjust them in place every fucking time. I hate it. Plus when I wear somewhat tight jeans they bulge out. It's just constant discomfort.

Embrace it OP.



Seriously though, I'm 36 and do not know your struggle.

Is this you, OP?

there is a ribbon you can buy to tie your balls

Why don't you tape them to your leg?

I sincerely hope I never reach the point where I'm the crusty old man with old man balls

Oh wow, this is much funnier than the dick sizes thread.

I cannot relate and strongly recommend a switch to boxer briefs.

God I hope this never happens to me.

TaterTots said:

I don't want a tag and I don't want this thread tbh lol. I've had some drinks and divulged too much info on the internet.



Can't speak for the others, but I do go commando. Any type of snugness makes it worse.

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What? No. Boxer briefs will hold your boys in place with comfort. Going commando insures that your balls swing all over.

Try some boxer briefs and report back.

Drain You said:

I sincerely hope I never reach the point where I'm the crusty old man with old man balls

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Good one.

balls

OP just use these

Why couldn't there be a song i like big balls And i can not lie.........lol

thankfully mine go up inside me like a dog.

Admiral Woofington said:

This type of thread is exactly why I come to this forum, so thank you.

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Yep.

Hahahaha get outta here with your saggin sack.

Some threads you just don't click.

TaterTots said:

I'm pretty sure whitey tighties and boxer briefs hurt the sperm count.

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Well the only other option is to ice down your balls everyday so they shrink, and won't swing wildly. I'm out of ideas sorry for your crushed balls op

Username1198 said:

Are y'all going commando or something? How are so many of you sitting on your balls while you drive/play games??? Switch to boxer briefs ffs

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I think the problem is gravity. More freedom for the pair means gravity has free rein. You're correct; boxer briefs seem to be the solution.

TaterTots said:

I'm pretty sure whitey tighties and boxer briefs hurt the sperm count.

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Low sperm count probably doesn't physically hurt you the way sitting on your testicles does. I'd go with the figurative pain over the literal pain. Plus, if you're swinging golf balls around you probably have plenty of sacrificial lambs. 70 year old you will thank you for giving them support now because the case of sag bag you'll have then will be ridiculous.