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Oct 27, 2017
13,464
New Zealand is wild.

Just ask this Kiwi kayaker, Kyle Mulinder, who happened to be in "the wrong place at the wrong time" to get slapped directly in the face by an octopus wielded by a seal.

Yes, you read that right: a seal had an octopus in its mouth in the midst of a battle royale of marine creatures. The seal emerged from the water flailing around with the octopus, which ended up hitting the unsuspecting kayaker in the face while he was out enjoying the great outdoors.

"We were just sitting out in the middle of the ocean and then this huge male seal appeared with an octopus and he was thrashing him about for ages," Mulinder told Yahoo News about the freak encounter with nature. Then came the big moment. "I was like 'mate, what just happened?'" As it turns out, Mulinder was out kayaking with a team of content creators for GoPro testing camera equipment — so they were able to capture all the footage of the incident on video.
http://time.com/5406992/seal-octopus-slap/#

 

Medalion

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
12,203
I know slapping someone with a trout was a thing, but Seal takes this to whole otter level
 
Oct 26, 2017
16,409
Mushroom Kingdom
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trikster40

Banned
Oct 28, 2017
682
Did the camera operator really say "That was mental"? I thought that expression died out years ago.

That was crazy tho.
 

Admiral Woofington

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
14,892
People are missing the backstory.

The kayaker killed that seals wife. So the seal knew he had to either leave and move on. Or get kraken.
 

Dream Machine

Member
Oct 25, 2017
13,085
That would be a terrifying millisecond when you see a seal swimming toward you but suddenly something with tentacles is coming at your face.
 

Hydrus

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
4,298
Gay penguins stealing kids, Seals slapping the shit out people with octopuses, what the hell is going on in the animal kingdom today?