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The Dumbest Moments From Comic Books
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Mike doesn't exist it was Matt acting like a dick
Until he became real because an inhuman fell asleep and made him real
A lay-up? He couldnt even slam dunk?Future ESPN analyst Charles Barkley defeats Godzilla in a pickup one on one basketball game.
Humbled by his loss and convinced to be more "honorable" by Barkley, Godzilla does what you expect him to do...
He's consistent with his themes, that's for sure.
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So wait Matt made him up so he could act like a dick. Why did he want to act like a dick?
Also the idea of a Matt Murdock existing let him be manifested into reality when an inhuman fell asleep? Like the inhuman changed into him?
So that's where doctor strange's cloak attacking people in the mcu came fromIn cool dumb things in comics:
Nick Fury has his suit boobytrapped in such a way that when he flexes it spring loads behind him to trap whoever is behind him.
More useful that you would think.
So some people close to him started to think he was Daredevil.
So he create the Mike Murdock persona so everyone would think Mike is Daredevil, not him.
But then he really liked being Mike Murdock and started thinking of never being Matt again.
Then Mike "died" and he had to continue to be boring Matt Murdock.
It was all Spidey's fault: http://sacomics.blogspot.com/2010/11/short-life-of-mike-murdock.html
A few Inhumans are helping Matt with a case. One of them has the superpower to make anything he reads in braille real, can only do it 3 times before having to recharge by sleeping.
He fell asleep reading Matt's notes because they're so boring, and when he wake up he moved his hand and accidentally read the part about Mike Murdock, thus making him real.
COMIC BOOKS.
From Jeph Loeb, the mastermind behind Ultimatum, comes the comics revelation you didn't want!
The Ultimates 3 opens up with Tony Stark/Natasha Romanova sex tape footage being aired on the news (Widow betrayed the team and the USA in The Ultimates 2).
Great way to remind readers that this isn't your daddy's Avengers.
After a fight with Venom, Hawkeye threatens team leader Wasp at gunpoint because she dared call him "Clint" in public.
Fear not, Wasp, for Loeb has other plans in store for you!
Cap's notably not in this scene; he did kick the shit out of Hank Pym in The Ultimates after learning what he did to Janet. Speaking of Rogers...
At the mansion, Cap makes a comment about Scarlet Witch's costume. What, you think that letter on his head stands for "Argentina"?
No, Quicksilver ain't havin' none of that.
Wasp tells Steve senpai that he's behind the times, having not yet watched the original Star Wars trilogy. Or something.
Anyhoo, at the end of the issue, Scarlet Witch is shot. Please buy the next issue, kids!
In the second issue, there's some foreshadowing for a future event.
Back on topic, Wolverine drops in at the very last page for a shocking guest appearance.
In the following issue, Logan reveals that, while wandering around the mountains of Wundagore after the war, he had hot sex with Magneto's redheaded (for one panel) wife/paramour/lover, Magda, the woman who would later give birth to the Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver.
Years later, and perhaps not remembering that he chased that homewrecker out of his mountain cabin, Magneto hires fellow baby daddy Wolverine to kill his son, Pietro (Magda would also give birth to Ultimate Wolverine, Jr.).
Though he gets a claw or two in, Wolvie fails to do the deed.
However, Logan discovers that yes, love blooms on the battlefield.
Thanks, Jeph!
Some context: Mark Millar, writer of The Ultimates, The Ultimates 2, part reason why there's an MCU, and deliverer of other great panels in this topic, hinted as to something going on between Wanda and her brother Pietro. Perhaps he felt that this was the one time he should restrain himself from taking it too far.
After taking over the book, Jeph Loeb presumably asked someone to hold his beer.
Comics!
The Ultimates 3 opens up with Tony Stark/Natasha Romanova sex tape footage being aired on the news (Widow betrayed the team and the USA in The Ultimates 2).
Great way to remind readers that this isn't your daddy's Avengers.
After a fight with Venom, Hawkeye threatens team leader Wasp at gunpoint because she dared call him "Clint" in public.
Fear not, Wasp, for Loeb has other plans in store for you!
Cap's notably not in this scene; he did kick the shit out of Hank Pym in The Ultimates after learning what he did to Janet. Speaking of Rogers...
At the mansion, Cap makes a comment about Scarlet Witch's costume. What, you think that letter on his head stands for "Argentina"?
No, Quicksilver ain't havin' none of that.
Wasp tells Steve senpai that he's behind the times, having not yet watched the original Star Wars trilogy. Or something.
Anyhoo, at the end of the issue, Scarlet Witch is shot. Please buy the next issue, kids!
In the second issue, there's some foreshadowing for a future event.
Back on topic, Wolverine drops in at the very last page for a shocking guest appearance.
In the following issue, Logan reveals that, while wandering around the mountains of Wundagore after the war, he had hot sex with Magneto's redheaded (for one panel) wife/paramour/lover, Magda, the woman who would later give birth to the Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver.
Years later, and perhaps not remembering that he chased that homewrecker out of his mountain cabin, Magneto hires fellow baby daddy Wolverine to kill his son, Pietro (Magda would also give birth to Ultimate Wolverine, Jr.).
Though he gets a claw or two in, Wolvie fails to do the deed.
However, Logan discovers that yes, love blooms on the battlefield.
Thanks, Jeph!
Some context: Mark Millar, writer of The Ultimates, The Ultimates 2, part reason why there's an MCU, and deliverer of other great panels in this topic, hinted as to something going on between Wanda and her brother Pietro. Perhaps he felt that this was the one time he should restrain himself from taking it too far.
After taking over the book, Jeph Loeb presumably asked someone to hold his beer.
Comics!
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What did you think Jean Gray job was being telekineticIn less dumb things about comics and more "nobody thought about it".
Why isn't the Xavier Institute wheelchair friendly?
It doesn't even have a wheelchair ramp at the entrance!
Funny thing the Ultimate comics answered because in ultimate Xavier was telekinetic as well so he climbs stairs like that
Dumbest moments in comics , Captain America's letter A went from serif to sans serif.
I don't blame it was the beginning of the end of the ultimate universe
Old Man Logan is this in a nutshell.
Note this is book wwith Venom Dinosaur
Really the first thing I thought of, but I haven't read much Spider-Man as a lot of those stories sound awful.
But at least Claremont did his best to fix Danvers by having her tell the Avengers to fuck off, join the X-Men briefly instead, then go to space and become Binary. Loved having her around in the X-books for that period.
Oh and I also nominate the X-Factor premise from the mid 80's. Hot off Ghostbusters success, Jim Shooter(EIC of Marvel) decided to both resurrect Jean Grey without Claremont's approval, have Cyclops abandon his wife and child for his resurrected ex, and rip off the Ghostbusters premise with a new team that makes no sense at all. "We disguise ourselves as mutant-busters to capture mutant threats! And that will help Xaviers cause in the public eye how...?"
Ah right this should all be in season 3 of the netlix show so I'm annoyed that you spoiled that but otherwise thank you
No seriously this actually makes sense now so thanks. Well as much sense as something like that ever could. Also who the hell sleep moves their hand across Brail?
Also Matt could have written "then world peace became a reality" and if the guy had read it it would come true? Seems underused
From Jeph Loeb, the mastermind behind Ultimatum, comes the comics revelation you didn't want!
The Ultimates 3 opens up with Tony Stark/Natasha Romanova sex tape footage being aired on the news (Widow betrayed the team and the USA in The Ultimates 2).
Great way to remind readers that this isn't your daddy's Avengers.
After a fight with Venom, Hawkeye threatens team leader Wasp at gunpoint because she dared call him "Clint" in public.
Fear not, Wasp, for Loeb has other plans in store for you!
Cap's notably not in this scene; he did kick the shit out of Hank Pym in The Ultimates after learning what he did to Janet. Speaking of Rogers...
At the mansion, Cap makes a comment about Scarlet Witch's costume. What, you think that letter on his head stands for "Argentina"?
No, Quicksilver ain't havin' none of that.
Wasp tells Steve senpai that he's behind the times, having not yet watched the original Star Wars trilogy. Or something.
Anyhoo, at the end of the issue, Scarlet Witch is shot. Please buy the next issue, kids!
In the second issue, there's some foreshadowing for a future event.
Back on topic, Wolverine drops in at the very last page for a shocking guest appearance.
In the following issue, Logan reveals that, while wandering around the mountains of Wundagore after the war, he had hot sex with Magneto's redheaded (for one panel) wife/paramour/lover, Magda, the woman who would later give birth to the Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver.
Years later, and perhaps not remembering that he chased that homewrecker out of his mountain cabin, Magneto hires fellow baby daddy Wolverine to kill his son, Pietro (Magda would also give birth to Ultimate Wolverine, Jr.).
Though he gets a claw or two in, Wolvie fails to do the deed.
However, Logan discovers that yes, love blooms on the battlefield.
Thanks, Jeph!
Some context: Mark Millar, writer of The Ultimates, The Ultimates 2, part reason why there's an MCU, and deliverer of other great panels in this topic, hinted as to something going on between Wanda and her brother Pietro. Perhaps he felt that this was the one time he should restrain himself from taking it too far.
After taking over the book, Jeph Loeb presumably asked someone to hold his beer.
Comics!
Love dat Joe Mad art tho :(
He didn't sleep read but read after waking up by accident
Also his people blinded him because he was too dangerous
Not a "moment" but I finished the Superheavy storyline of Batman last night and am part way through Bloom. I am glad Bruce is back, 'cause Gordon being Batman was really fucking dumb.
Before big budget XXX superhero parody films were a thing, one of Darkseid's former henchman, Sleez, concocts a devious plan to hypnotize both Superman and Mister Miracle's wife, Big Barda, to make a Man of Steel porn movie that will sell on the underground market for at least a million dollars. Something like that.
And no, this is not a DC Imaginary Story. It's canon.
I'll just paste these selected panels here (bonus Darkseid chillin' on a recliner shot).
And no, this is not a DC Imaginary Story. It's canon.
I'll just paste these selected panels here (bonus Darkseid chillin' on a recliner shot).
Maybe someone here could confirm things for me, but I could swear that I once read a random panel about a scene where (I presume) a rookie Batman is getting chewed out by Gordon for stupidly fucking up all the evidence in a crime scene.
This is a real thing that happened, right?
This is a real thing that happened, right?
Dick sleeps with Barbara and then casually gives her a card announcing his and Starfire's engagement the morning after.
Also, in the Timmverse Batman gets Batgirl pregnant, then tells Dick (destroying their friendship) while Barbara gets gut-punched which causes her to lose the baby.
Also, in the Timmverse Batman gets Batgirl pregnant, then tells Dick (destroying their friendship) while Barbara gets gut-punched which causes her to lose the baby.
This about covers it. The sales crash after he revealed his "philosophy" of misogyny was astounding. At its height in the Church & State/Jaka's Story era, Cerebus was selling around 30,000 copies per issue, which was phenomenal for an independently published comic at the time. By the end of the series it was barely selling 3000 per issue. The second half of the series morphed into a barely-disguised (sometimes not disguised at all) rant about the evils of women and their purpose being solely to "steal male creative light" or whatever the fuck, and readers noped the fuck out in droves. Considering the high quality of the first half of the story, it's both one of the great success stories and great tragedies in comicdom.
Those custom Nikes, though.Future ESPN analyst Charles Barkley defeats Godzilla in a pickup one on one basketball game.
Humbled by his loss and convinced to be more "honorable" by Barkley, Godzilla does what you expect him to do...
That plot was gross and lame but Darkseid casually showing up in someone's living room to taunt them is 100% Darkseid's best and most consistent character trait.
Lmao please this is great
Inhumans vs. X-Men
There's a big ole cloud of Terrigan Mist, which is what gives Inhumans their powers. It is also revealed to be lethally toxic to mutants. The X-Men want to destroy the cloud, the Inhumans don't.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Cyclops is literally Hitler for destroying a cloud.
Cyclops was right guys
It's nothing on a Superman/Barda porno (seriously?!), but I remember when Knockout was hitting a 16(?) week old.
That's amazing, but what's really got me scratching my head is what's going on with that right boot. Did he, like, have gout and have to get a peg? So many questions...
A low key one that always make me laugh is the time distortion that hits the batmobile in Asbar:
http://www.i-mockery.com/comics/longbox7/default.php
This was actually a defining moment for the character. It hasn't aged well, but its the core that all non sociopath Thanos stories are based on.
It's nothing on a Superman/Barda porno (seriously?!), but I remember when Knockout was hitting a 16(?) week old.
16?
CBR has more details, but Green Lantern Hal Jordan hooked up with a 14 year-old he often referred to as being his "little sister" soon after she willed herself into womanhood due to her love/lust for him.
Yeah...
It's comics, but stranger things have happened.
I have be discussing Nightwing vs Daredevil and a certain moment from Daredevil was brought up.
I am quoting what my friend said
I am quoting what my friend said
Why are people posting great moments and not dumbBlack Cat making moves on Spider-Man only to find out that he's a little teenage brat is one of the most memorable moments of Ultimate Spider-Man
They try to hand wave by God fact that her species long lived or something where she's actually 200 years old because of orbit being longer or something16?
CBR has more details, but Green Lantern Hal Jordan hooked up with a 14 year-old he often referred to as being his "little sister" soon after she willed herself into womanhood due to her love/lust for him.
Yeah...
It's comics, but stranger things have happened.
I think she's still a kid by her species standard though
