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Stormy Daniels writes in her book Trump's dick is "like the mushroom character in Mario Kart"

Monkeyball

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Trump asked for this, but I still don't want to know these things and I think our society is reaching new lows.
 
toastyToast

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She need to put some respeck on Toads name

My man has been putting in work in the Mushroom Kingdom for years. Went from working the toad block to the mountain top
 
Bold One

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Yeah, no thanks.


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broncobuster

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Nicest thing I can say is that there are worse Mario Kart characters to have a dick shaped like. Nobody wants a Dry Bones looking penis.
 
NullPointer

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Regulus Tera said:
I don't know how much lower this is from knowing Clinton cigarfucked Lewinsky back in the nineties.
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Trump's Supreme Court pick Brett Kavanaugh himself asked some of the the hardest hitting, and most penetrating questions:

4. If Monica Lewinksy says you inserted a cigar into her vagina while you were in the Oval Office area, would she be lying?
5. If Monica Lewinksy says that you had phone sex with her on approximately 15 occasions, would she be lying?
6. If Monica Lewinksy says that on several occasions in the Oval Office area, you used your fingers to stimulate her vagina and bring her to orgasm, would she be lying?
7. If Monica Lewinksy says that she gave you oral sex on nine occasions in the Oval Office area, would she by lying?
8. If Monica Lewinsky says that you ejaculated into her mouth on two occasions in the Oval Office area, would she be lying?
9. If Monica Lewinksy says that on several occasions you had her give oral sex, made her stop, and then ejaculated into the sink in the bathroom off the Oval Office, would she be lying?
10. If Monica Lewinsky says that you masturbated into a trashcan in your secretary's office, would she be lying?
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Alexandros

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It's funny to read but I feel like American politics are continuing to sink into depths that will be very hard to rise up from.
 
Bernd Lauert

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My first thought was "trashy" but I don't know who's trashier, her or Trump. Which is a bit sad because the latter is the POTUS.
 
Stop It

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_Karooo said:
Let's forget about the thing for a moment. What's "our plan"?
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Yeah, we are so focused on Trump's dick (Why am I typing this) that we're ignoring something plainly weird?

Is Stormy implying that Clinton was involved with Trump against Obama pre 2008? Specifically the birther shit, something completely debunked?

Maybe she should stick to Trump rather than trying to make a play for a grand conspiracy.
 

Spine Crawler

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Poor toad

And lol how much trump got into trouble to stop a publication of this.. its basically nothing in comparispn to all the negative headlines trump got for the last 6 month due to this
 
-JD-

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Too bad his penis is tiny because otherwise a mushroom head is generally a good thing, no?
 
Lost

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I don't really know what to say about this.

I'm a bit disappointed in Era cheering this on though. Doesn't feel progressive to make fun on someone's penis.

Thought we were better than that.
 
hjort

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The Mario fan in me is deeply upset. The Trump hater in me is somewhat pleased. These are trying times.
 

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Can't tell what's funnier: the quote itself or all the triggered Nintendo fans
 
-JD-

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You're right we shouldn't be mocking Trump for his small malformed penis. There's so many other things to mock him for.

Still, I can't promise I won't enjoy when late night shows inevitably bring it up. Looking at you, Colbert.
 
Bastables

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Lost said:
I don't really know what to say about this.

I'm a bit disappointed in Era cheering this on though. Doesn't feel progressive to make fun on someone's penis.

Thought we were better than that.
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Can you give us a break down when Hegel or Kant said we could not make laugh at fascist penis? Maybe lead us all through how Hager's project of contradiction and negation can't negate a self described pussy grabber for of course having a less than impressive member?
 
Wackamole

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Lost said:
I don't really know what to say about this.

I'm a bit disappointed in Era cheering this on though. Doesn't feel progressive to make fun on someone's penis.

Thought we were better than that.
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I think it's great that that idiot is getting humiliated. But there certainly are more discrete ways than making fun about a person's genitals. If a man would make fun of the labia of women he would get slaughtered. His penis is not the problem. It's his dumb fucking brain.

But if everything goes right, Stormy has another Stormy incoming. A big one.
 
Skunk

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Oct 28, 2017
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What's the over/under on Trump tweeting later today about how Lying Stormy knows he has the biggest, greatest, most beautiful penis and how he made her cum 20 times in a row?

Because, I mean, this fat fucks ego isn't gonna be able handle this.
 
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