What if Ellie from The Last of Us Was Straight?

It would change absolutely nothing in the main game, and Left Behind would just be almost the same.

Lnds500 said:

She would have a boyfriend in the latest trailer and we would have less concern trolls. The end.

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I think you took this thread too seriously. Maybe I am mistaken, but I getting really big trollish vibes from this thread. This could not be taken seriously, at least on this page. If anyone cares if Ellie is a gay person, he/she needs to find help.....

SmokingBun said:

Oh ya that too.

Shit I wanna first person sex scene in Cyberpunk
I wanna see a big strong man on top of me... I mean my character

Can you imagine the meltdowns folks would have?

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Well Cyberpunk allows you to choose your relationship so I'm pretty sure it would be possible. I mean you could be a straight woman or gay man in mass effect and dragon age, but the games never forced you down that path. That's something I'd be interested in seeing, a "AAA" game where the protagonist only has a relationship with a man, like If Lost legacy actually had Chloe in her own relationship the way Drake has Elena.

Horned Reaper said:

Riley crossed a city full of soldiers to make up with Ellie. Not sure if she would have returned (or or even left) if they were just friends to eachtother.

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"bro I'm not crossing a city to make up with you, we're just like two straight great friends which means we keep each other at arms lengths at most."

I honestly don't even see why this thread even exists.

This in response to the Gaytos thread?

how pressed are you op? would you be bottled as pulpy or clear?

This thread is not helping anything, OP.

What if Nathan Drake was bisexual?

What if Knack was Bi?

Spork4000 said:

Probably the perception that games never make you play as a heterosexual woman, it's either a gay woman or a functionally asexual woman. Not sure if Naughty Dog is the right target though sense their last game had a heterosexual female protagonist.

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Yep. A female protagonist will never has a heterosexual relationship with a male. Too icky for gamers I guess.

"What if Super Mario was a carpenter?"

Be cool, be pansexual.

Presumably, nothing aside from partner of choice would change for Ellie if she was straight.

M1chl said:

I think you took this thread too seriously. Maybe I am mistaken, but I getting really big trollish vibes from this thread. This could not be taken seriously, at least on this page. If anyone cares if Ellie is a gay person, he/she needs to find help.....

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I thought it was a semi-serious, poking-fun-at-ridiculous-outrage thread and I responded seriously.

I didn't mean for "the end" I said to be hostile, I meant it as in "it's not like the story would change because she was straight.

I've also seen a lot of carefully constructed posts about how a lot of people "are not homophobes but are worried that her sexuality will affect the quality of the writing etc etc". You know, concern trolling.

What if Kratos was gay... what if Ellie was straight... what if videogames doesn't exist...

So many "small thought experiments" today.

What if Luigi from Super Mario was Marios son?

Dude, it won't affect nothing. Just type in the "Last of Us" in PornHub, those guys don't care.

Thirty7ven said:

"What if Super Mario was a carpenter?"

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he's a construction worker in mario maker :P

Admiral Woofington said:

"bro I'm not crossing a city to make up with you, we're just like two straight great friends which means we keep each other at arms lengths at most."

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Yeah sure, if the dudebro vibe is what you want to make of it... I'm pretty confident people generally do more crazy things for people they are in love with than for just friends. Perhaps not Ellie though.

Please do not make parody threads. Thread locked.