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Oct 27, 2017
3,150
...right now.

What should I ask before I'll let him down?

Im actually kind of interested in the methods of those people.
 

Layell

One Winged Slayer
Member
Apr 16, 2018
1,981
Is this a pyramid scheme?

They are going to explain exactly why it isn't.
 

TheDutchSlayer

Did you find it? Cuez I didn't!
Member
Oct 26, 2017
6,995
The Hauge, The Netherlands
Just block and move on with your life your time is way to valuable to even mess with this guy.

But if you have to make sure to ask if he has his Multi Level Marketing degree yet and wait on his response.
 

Marshall

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,977
String them along as long as possible. The more time they spend on you, the less they have to victimize someone else.
 

corasaur

Member
Oct 26, 2017
3,988
Tell him the real product is the dream of being a businessman, and he's a customer, not an entrepreneur.
 

Rassilon

Member
Oct 27, 2017
10,584
UK
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GK86

Member
Oct 25, 2017
18,751
That scammer has a family to feed and you are going to let them down? Smh.
 

BrickArts295

GOTY Tracking Thread Master
Member
Oct 26, 2017
13,728
I totally fell for it on Yakuza 0 XD
Didn't know it was well known scheme until then.
 

Westbahnhof

The Fallen
Oct 27, 2017
10,104
Austria
His name would be on it and I don't want that. Maybe I upload later, edited. Also it's in German...
Just edit out the names. I'll translate it if you're too lazy.

Also, tell him to tell you what the product is. No name, no money. He'd be stupid to expect anything based on a secret concept alone.

Golden tickets to heaven. 110$ each. I purchase them from a man named Tito Watts for 100$ a pop, and re-sell them at an okay price. As many as you want! And you can re-sell them for up to 300$!!!!
 

Deleted member 29676

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Nov 1, 2017
1,804
Are you sure it isn't an Opportunity Triangle? I do'nt want you to miss out on a great chance to make money.
 

Westbahnhof

The Fallen
Oct 27, 2017
10,104
Austria
How do I get him to say it?
Tbh, he probably won't bite if you're too suspicious. You should just go and then tell him to sod off if he demands that you agree to anything right then and there. Sounds like a fun waste of time.
But I'd absolutely ask him about the list I posted above. If he says no, I'd be intrigued to see what he's selling. Anything on that list, meh. Wouldn't care, nothing amazing on there that you couldn't get without him.
 

Deleted member 11985

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Oct 27, 2017
4,168
Tell him that pyramid schemes are illegal and that you're going to report him to the FBI. That'll rustle his jimmies.
 

Lump

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
15,959
"Don't you want to be able to work for yourself? By the way, I'm your upline and my upline has an upline and my upline's upline has an upline but it's totally working for yourself I swear, hey check out this Mercedes Benz I've rented to look like my own but is not mine."
 

hEist

Member
Oct 26, 2017
1,054
"nur wenn ich meine Präsentation zuerst zeigen darf."

and ERA will make the presentation.
 

Westbahnhof

The Fallen
Oct 27, 2017
10,104
Austria
I have no idea how to find it now, but many years ago, I used to love a certain Donald Duck comic where he was sold products to re-sell. Tiny pyramids that'd have all sorts of effects (including the myth that you can keep knives sharp with them or some nonsense).
Took me years to realize it was all about a pyramid scheme, and that's why they chose that product...

Shit I think I was to pushy, now he doesn't wanna do it anymore... And I still don't have the name :(
Saw that coming. At this point, I'd just be honest and tell him he's an ignorant coward at best, since he doesn't even believe in his product enough to share the name, and most likely just a fraud who knows he's ripping people off. Shameful behavior that'd make me hope the person I'm talking to is just stupid, since the alternative is worse.
...yeah, I do hate these schemes quite a bit.
 

I Don't Like

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Dec 11, 2017
14,895
He wants to meet first, to give a presentation.

Ah yes, I remember my dumbass college roommate getting convinced to let a rep from Quixstar (Amway) come to our place. I insisted on staying in my room to play BF2 but this numbnuts rep wouldn't let it go so I came out to the living room.

Some pleasantries exchanged and then it went downhill fast with one of the first questions he asked:

Rep: "Do you know who the richest family in the world is?"
Me: *Wondering what this has to do with anything*
Rep: "Yup, the Walmarts."
Me: "You mean the Waltons? Their name isn't actually the Walmarts."

From there I sort of tuned out, occasionally hearing about how this has given people the opportunity to retire before 30, drive Porsches and own a home in the same neighborhood as Jeff Gordon.

I think my buddy did it for like a year, me making fun of him the whole time. Made nothing.

What a trip.
 
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Paperboywriter
Oct 27, 2017
3,150
I have no idea how to find it now, but many years ago, I used to love a certain Donald Duck comic where he was sold products to re-sell. Tiny pyramids that'd have all sorts of effects (including the myth that you can keep knives sharp with them or some nonsense).
Took me years to realize it was all about a pyramid scheme, and that's why they chose that product...


Saw that coming. At this point, I'd just be honest and tell him he's an ignorant coward at best, since he doesn't even believe in his product enough to share the name, and most likely just a fraud who knows he's ripping people off. Shameful behavior that'd make me hope the person I'm talking to is just stupid, since the alternative is worse.
...yeah, I do hate these schemes quite a bit.

My last messages dobt have the double arrow. I think he moved on before I could do anything. Well it was fun while it lasted