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Dalek

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Oct 25, 2017
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https://www.newsweek.com/couple-cou...-been-having-sex-wrong-way-four-years-1089162

A Chinese married couple—who were desperately trying to conceive—learned they had been having sex the wrong way for four years.

The young pair, whose identities have been kept anonymous, went to see obstetrician Liu Hongmei after the woman failed to get pregnant despite having sex on a regular basis, reported the Guiyang Evening News. During their appointment, the woman admitted that sex was "usually painful," which prompted Liu to perform a gynecological examination.

"The couple were very young, the man 26 and the woman 24. They were very healthy, but, despite being married for four years, couldn't conceive," Liu said. "Their family was giving them a lot of stress because of it."

The results were unexpected. Liu discovered that the couple had mistakenly been having anal intercourse rather than vaginal to conceive. According to the Guiyang Evening News,Liu gave the couple a sex-education handbook and within months, the woman became pregnant. To show their appreciation, the two sent Liu a live hen and 100 eggs as a gift.

"Four years of marriage and neither the husband nor wife knew how to get pregnant. Couples so lacking in general knowledge are very rare," Liu said. "But it is not uncommon for people to lack or have misconceptions regarding sexual knowledge."

Although China's alarming lack of sex education has been a widely discussed issue in recent years, little progress has been made to address the problem. Today, the topic of sex remains largely taboo in schools.

In May, Chinese students at Beijing Normal University held a demonstration demanding that the government provide better sex education for its youth. The protestors held signs that read "Adult videos can't be our sex education, universities must say yes to sex education" and "We want to enjoy safe sex lives."
 

MasterYoshi

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Oct 27, 2017
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There will likely be tons of memes, clever puns, and gifs in this thread... But I find it upsetting that they tried to conceive for 4 years using misguided methods.
 

MJPIA

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Oct 25, 2017
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Well I'm glad this story ended on a positive note and wasn't like that even more painful one where it turned out they were using the urethra.
 

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Oct 27, 2017
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Not to be crass. I'm having a hard time trying to imagine not having the instinctual desire to want a dick in a specific place or at least if you don't feel arousal, not just knowing that is where it should go. I am not buying it from at least one of those parties.
 

Fergie

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Oct 25, 2017
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Heh. Had a idea soon as I read the title.

4 years though?
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MechaX

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Oct 27, 2017
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You mean to tell me at no point were either of them like "maybe we should try the other hole"
 

Buckle

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Oct 27, 2017
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Theres no way this can be real..

Feels like instinct would of prevented something like this and given them the right idea.
 

Dennis8K

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Oct 25, 2017
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Dude got found out. Oh well, he had a four year run with that and now 20 years of the other one awaits.
 

Tbm24

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Oct 25, 2017
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I can completely understand getting that wrong the first time. But in 4 years wouldn't you get curious? Or is this a case where he just climaxed during anal.
 

Landy828

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Oct 26, 2017
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How do you not accidently slip in there?

Maybe they did and they just thought you had to finish in the butt.

Maybe she was nearly closed off...

Laughing at this...seems unreal.
 

ShotyMcFat

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Oct 29, 2017
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Did... did at no point they think "hey maybe... let's try the other hole a few times?"

Geez the Chinese are weird with their gifts, who gives someone a live hen and 100 eggs as a gift?