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ElectricBlanketFire

What year is this?
Member
Oct 25, 2017
31,853
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Ithil

Member
Oct 25, 2017
23,385
Six seconds of speaking to Trump should have informed this lout that Trump is too stupid to tie his own shoes, let alone head up a big conspiracy to take down the generic shadow bad guys.
Unfortunately, said lout is also that stupid and so it no doubt sailed over his head.
 

hEist

Member
Oct 26, 2017
1,054
lmao.
I'm dying.

*edit*

so, the WH will do everything now to get enough votes for their red wave?
 
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jph139

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
14,378
Q: "Gotta stay anonymous guys, can't let anyone know the real truth of Trump's plans."

Also Q: "Trump says come visit the white house for a photo op, it'll be great!"

Totally a real person.
 

The Albatross

Member
Oct 25, 2017
39,006
why the fuck do these people write things like "profound and ineffable honor..." ... tabernacle of liberty ... It's like they're trying so fucking hard to use $2 words, and they've never read a Terry Pratchett book.

Also ... the president's desk looks like he has ... two phones and a box of cigars (?) on it...?
 

daveo42

Member
Oct 25, 2017
17,251
Ohio
But isn't Trump actually Q and he's best buds with Mueller and there's a holy plan in place to have Trump ascend to god-king status and get all those horrible democrats out in office? Then why is this other Q dude here if Trump is the Q?
 

aerie

wonky
Administrator
Oct 25, 2017
8,035
It just makes them look even more unhinged that they'd entertain this nonsense. Let them be as mad as they want leading up to the midterms.
 

Ithil

Member
Oct 25, 2017
23,385
why the fuck do these people write things like "profound and ineffable honor..." It's like they're trying so fucking hard to use $2 words, and they've never read a Terry Pratchett book.
The entire purpose of their moronic conspiracy theory is to make them feel smart instead of unbelievably stupid. It shouldn't be a surprise that they try to posture with their sycophantic gushing.
 

Sho_Nuff82

Member
Nov 14, 2017
18,419
What ... is... going... on... in America?

If you work backwards from the assumption that Trump is guilty, literally any theory that points attention away from him and towards his enemies is a net good. So QAnon, Seth Rich, Deep State, SpyGate, Release the Memo, IG report, etc, they will play up the conspiracy theories at every turn to keep feeding his hungry fans reasons to believe that he's the hero who will just any any day now get around to prosecuting Hillary and Obama and Holder and Lynch and Soros and Ohr and whodafuck.
 

Fallout-NL

Member
Oct 30, 2017
6,708
Is there a political cartoon where Trump is haunched over the White House, pants down, taking a shit all over it?

Because I feel there should be one.
 
Oct 26, 2017
1,439
I wonder what Trump told him. It'd be weird to meet someone who believes in a conspiracy that you supposedly orchestrate. How do you live up?
 

CrazyDude

Member
Oct 25, 2017
5,733
I never understood conspiracy nuts, so the shadowy secret society controls everything in society, controls election, corporations, and basically everything but somehow Trump is the only one not beholden to them?
 

adj_noun

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
17,197
Indubitably, the ineffable yet effusive ecstasy I experienced whilst standing in the presence of my presidential potentate was akin to an exquisite attack of ague spurred by both his eclectic philosophy and the sheer dynamism of the perfunctory ease with which he circumvented bureaucratic detritus.
 
Oct 25, 2017
3,245
NYC
I can't believe this is the same Lionel that had a radio show on WOR and WABC in NY, he was pretty liberal during the W administration, what the hell happened to him?
 

Ithil

Member
Oct 25, 2017
23,385
I never understood conspiracy nuts, so the shadowy secret society controls everything in society, but somehow Trump is the only one no beholden to them?
Yes, and he only communicates in SECRET code words to these conspiracy followers to not tip off the Shadowy Evil Society of Generic Menace, but also he invites leading Q pushers to the WH for all to see.
These two things are clearly completely compatible with no lapse in logic anywhere.
 

Slime

Member
Oct 25, 2017
2,971
Is this the same asshat that was on Air America Radio as it lay dying?

Beginning in May 2007, Lebron replaced The Majority Report With Sam Seder on Air America Radio with a daily three-hour talk show. His unpopularity with Air America's listeners lead to the loss of most of Seder's audience within a year of assuming the timeslot, as well as the loss of two-thirds of the live affiliates and live streaming.
 

Jordan117

Member
Oct 27, 2017
1,997
Alabammy
You want to know something really crazy? I used to listen to Lionel's radio podcast when I was in high school in the mid-00s, and he was totally progressive. Vouched for Obama, hated Bush, railed consistently against GOP judicial picks and evangelical pandering and tax policy. He was an Air America host, ferchrissakes.

I stumbled across his YouTube channel a few weeks ago and he's gone totally bugfuck nuts. I think he got laid off at WOR and lost faith in Obama by 2012. By 2014 his channel was conspiracy-mongering about Ebola and UFOs and 9/11 and the JFK assassination. In 2016 his deep-seated hatred of Clinton made him turn Bernie Bro and Trump's shock win made him into a MAGA cultist. Now he guest hosts InfoWars for Alex Jones and spreads nutso rants about Qanon and Parkland being a false flag and Anthony Bourdain's death being a cover-up. It's like he's a pod person. It's especially surreal because he delivers all the crazy rambling rants in the same style as his old left-wing shtick, with meandering anecdotes and a very show-offy vocabulary full of ten-dollar-word insults.

But I guess it works for him right now -- not just the White House visit, but the fact that viewers of his live streams donate $20, $50, $100 a pop just to sticky tweet-length messages at the top of his chat box. It's sad.
 

Otherist

Member
Oct 27, 2017
873
England
It's coming, guys...you're nearly at the precipice. The point where Trump, as a saving gambit, chooses to officially adopt Pizzagate/Q as part of his local reality and policy. I don't think anybody is ready for the potential fallout.
 

Ithil

Member
Oct 25, 2017
23,385
man I can't wait for Trump to just go all in on this Q garbage, it's gonna be hilarious
Particularly as he undoubtedly doesn't know a single solitary thing about it and won't make any attempt to learn, so if he tries to "talk about it" he's going to contradict and muddle up pretty much their entire fictional universe they've constructed.
 

zychi

Banned
Oct 28, 2017
4,064
Chicago
why the fuck do these people write things like "profound and ineffable honor..." ... tabernacle of liberty ... It's like they're trying so fucking hard to use $2 words, and they've never read a Terry Pratchett book.

Also ... the president's desk looks like he has ... two phones and a box of cigars (?) on it...?
He has no idea how to use a computer, never has.
It briefings are color coded and one page, like for a kindergartner learning colors.

He has a button in the case that makes a staff member bring him a diet coke.


Why would he have anything else?
 

Jerm

The Fallen
Oct 31, 2017
5,772
Indubitably, the ineffable yet effusive ecstasy I experienced whilst standing in the presence of my presidential potentate was akin to an exquisite attack of ague spurred by both his eclectic philosophy and the sheer dynamism of the perfunctory ease with which he circumvented bureaucratic detritus.

this is fucking great, I noticed this as well but I'm not nearly clever enough to mock it lol.
 

Prophaniti

Member
Oct 28, 2017
2,028
"Tabernacle of liberty" sounds like something The Tick would yell before punching a vending machine.