GeForce Gaming Celebration keynote thread of being for an empty bank account

I don't know if he is trolling or not. I'M EXCITED

trolling

I've never seen anything leaked that much.

LOL That was great!

Damn it Jensen, he always hypes me up and then I'm disappointed.

What the fuck!

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

This is hilarious so far.

"every spec is wrong" oh really?

computers computers computers

All that stalling was because they were renaming everything to spite the leakers.

The cake is a lie!!!

Nani. We were wrong about EVERYTHING?

"It's actually $1500. Later suckers"

Nibel said:

"Every spec is wrong"

huuh

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RTX 2080 TI, $2500

Nibel said:

"Every spec is wrong"

huuh

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I save this quote for later.

I wish those leaks were actual misdirection by Nvidia. Let's go.

He's enjoying himself so much.

The twitch chat is pointless come on Jensen blow me away

1180 GTX, everything you read was wrong.... DONT LIE TO ME!

Kaako said:

Oh shit, every spec wrong

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oh shit.

Everything leaked is wrong. We're not holding this event to launch new cards, we just got really into quiche and we wanted to have you guys over to try it out.

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Bomblord said:

"every spec is wrong" oh really?

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The one spec I'm worried about is the price. I hope that one was way off.

Life is a lie

Twitch stream keeps crashing for me. =[

Plot twist?

$1199.95 ...they were all wrong

Ray tracing??

Tell em about the properties of light, Jensen!

SharpX68K said:

oh shit.

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pretty sure he was trolling

So is it even more expensive?

Resetera lied to me!

Yeahh..I don't believe you.

This thread is moving faster than the Twitch chat.

Realistic lighting will always be the next step forward.

The problem is that it's an insane power hog unless it's faked lighting.

Well that's one way to start your reveal.

Better pay attention, there's going to be a test later.

It's just a long-winded explanation of "this is why our shit is going to cost a fuckton"

Thanks for explaining graphics to me Jensen!

Waiting for the end when they reveal this entire conference was rendered using their new graphics card. All those horrible interviews are now the gold standard for graphics rendering.

Cloud-Hidden said:

Twitch stream keeps crashing for me. =[

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works fine on smartphone

Is the RTX a "wait, there's more?" moment or is this some alternative dimension I've stumbled into.

Leaks are wrong it isn't $1099.99 it is $1099.98

Show me the light Nvidia!

Nvidia - "Let there be light" edition.

Are we gonna break 200k viewers?

He must have spent time at the Steve Job's School of Presentations.

The 2080ti now 200% brighter!"

i wonder if he still likes wearing that stupid leather jacket

Starbuck phoned and wants his jacket back