Hilariously Bad Rap Lyrics

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"When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets." -LFO

I'm shoryuken't touch this skill

That 2Chainz line is in reference to this, no?

Now, if I fuck this model
And she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I'ma feel like an asshole

"No one wanna see me win man, I don't know why, but we gonna win anyway"

some shitty song on Madden 19. Makes me cringe every time

I can flow like pee coming out you-know-what
Or some dookie, diarrhea coming out your butt

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Had me in TEARS

Early J Cole has a lot of faecal based bars. Don't know why no one in the studio ever told him to chill with it.

Ye has a lot of trash bars (over some ace production though).

"Let me hit it raw like fuck the outcome, none of us would be here without cum"

" I love your breasts because they prove I can focus on two things at once"

Both bars made me reup the track to make sure I heard what I thought I heard

Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace
Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace
Versace, Versace Versace, Versace Versace
Versace, Versace Versace, Versace Versace

Riff Raff: The Thread

Gang-gang, gang-gang
Gang, gang, gang, gang, gang
Gang-gang, gang-gang
Gang-gang, gang-gang, gang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNQUF189Qts

Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay
Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay
Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay
Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVSpCezVglQ

And my pockets white, and my diamonds white
And my mommas nice and my daddy's dead

Lil Wayne - Look at Me Now

"She told me that she love that I make music for god. I told her I would love to see that pussy applaud" - Chance the Rapper ft. on No Brainer

ElectricBlanketFire said:

"When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets." -LFO

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choosing one of the worst songs of all time is cheating

juicyb said:

"She told me that she love that I make music for god. I told her I would love to see that pussy applaud" - Chance the Rapper ft. on No Brainer

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man what a disappointing career, what happened after acid rap to make him so mediocre

Whitemex said:

choosing one of the worst songs of all time is cheating

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I wonder what happened to MIMS? He fell off the face of the earth after the track.

Bond said:

I wonder what happened to MIMS? He fell off the face of the earth after the track.

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oh shit i quoted the wrong person. i shall correct. but yeah this song is not great either

"She got a light skin friend, look like Michael Jackson. Got a dark skin friend, look like Michael Jackson."

This is hilarious to me
Not bad tho

You a stupid ho -Nicki Manaj (the whole song )

"Makes a mill' up off a sorry hoe
Then sit back and peep my scenario (rhymes with sorry hoe)
Oops, my bad, that's my scenario (rhymes with scary hoe)
No I can't fuck a scary hoe"

I've almost never rolled my eyes at rap lyrics as hard as I did when I heard that. Or every time I hear it still. Like fuck off, Jay, put some goddamn effort in. Good song overall though.

MrToughPants said:

Now, if I fuck this model
And she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I'ma feel like an asshole

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It's not even my least favorite Kanye track or album, but this is it.

"38 revolve like the sun 'round the Earth."
-Jay-Z

this all time classic line

"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"
Gang Starr - DWYCK

ElectricBlanketFire said:

"When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets." -LFO

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I don't know, I think this one comes all the way back around to being genius.

"I'm a sucker for cornrows and manicured toes"
-Nelly

Bitch talkin child support
She gon need life support
Ima get low down
Never been a hoe tho

Nav thread?

Real G's move in silence like lasagna - Lil Wayne

Was listening to a sex rap playlist with my roommate a while back and heard "her pussy smell like sour cream and onion"

WWE had an album where they remixed a bunch of their themes. Some of them stuck, some didn't. For Kane's (or was it Undertaker's?), there was a rap verse that rhymed "tombstone piledriver" with "you'll thank god you're alive-r", which I found hilarious.

Meooooooooooooooow,
I'll be in laundry mat washing n***a,
Then I watched Batman & Robin n***a,
Smoking hella gas got me coughing n***a,
Stole my neighbour's grill for a cookout n***a,
Then I dumped the grill when I was finished n***a,
Didn't know the stove was still burning n***a,
Burned the whole woods in my complex n***a,
Fire Truck came to my complex n***a,
I just told them it was my mixtape n***a,

Crank Lucas - How wack rappers ruin good songs

I see me with her, no Stevie Wonder
She don't even wonder, cause she know she bad
And I got her nigga
Grocery bag

Ponytail by Mya with Nicki Minaj

Tell 'em
Damn right a bitch qualify
I should work for Homicide
Kill these guys put them on forensic files
M-M-Man down
When I bring the Lam round
He say Nicki you the best hands down
Flyer than an airlift
Pull it with no hair clips
Ponytail no scrunchie
Parachute no bungie
Peggy and Al bundy
Ballin like Van Gundy
Alligator Hills on
Crocodile Dundee

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This shit makes no sense. Like she's just babbling words that rhyme but are nonsensical in the context of the song.

Every rapper is guilty of having some stupid lines, even all the greats.

Haziq said:

I love rap music. That being said, rap has some notoriously bad lines. So bad, that they're hilariously bad. What are your favourite bad rap lyrics?

Here are some of my favourite bad Rap lyrics:

J. Cole - Dollar and a Dream III -
"I let you feel like the shit, but boy, you can't out-fart me."

I love J. Cole but this one is just bad.

2Chainz - Birthday Song -
"She got a big booty so I call her big booty"

lil Wayne - The Motto -
"Almost drowned in her p*****, so I swam to her butt"

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Wayne's absurdity in his lines is partly why I love listening to a lot of his stuff. It's stuff like this line that always puts a smile on my face.

Layla said:

this all time classic line

"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"
Gang Starr - DWYCK

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Lol I love this line

Soulja Boys verse on Trigger Finger:

Rest in peace to the game 'cause I'm fresh to death.
Rest in peace to the game, tell them kill they self.
Make yo death wish, 'cause I'm too fresh.
'Cause I'm fresh to death, 'cause I'm fresh to death
You go broke tryna get fresh like this.
Rest in peace to the game 'cause I killed it.
I'm fresh to death, I'm fresh to death
What you talkin' I came out a coffin.

MrToughPants said:

Now, if I fuck this model
And she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I'ma feel like an asshole

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I like this because it's kind of funny.

Layla said:

this all time classic line

"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"
Gang Starr - DWYCK

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Damnit. I came in here to post this lmao

Still the all-time worst/best lyric in rap.

Duck, duck, duck, duck, goose - Handgun- YG

Let me just get "she blow that dick like a cello" out the way before it takes over

"Swagger tighter than a yeast infection/Fly, go hard, like geese erection."

What the fuck Lil Wayne?

Okay here, like a hare, like a rabbit, I like karats
I'm allergic to havin bunny ears like broke, like nope
Like ha, I ain't no joke
I can't be stopped, like nope, like nope!

Fuck Jay Z for this stupid shit

I like 'em black, white, Puerto Rican or Haitian,
Chinese, Japanese or even Asian
- Chingy

"I'm hot and you're not
But if you want to hang with me I'll give you one shot.
You can do all that you can, but you'll never top that!"


I'd like to see y'all TOP THAT.