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Grapezard

Member
Nov 16, 2017
7,787
The gaf splatoon w101 sales prediction thread. That was the most hilarious and cringiest thing i ever read. Also people believed a head transplant docter was part of mgs v that one too omg.
"I won't say bomb, but anyone expecting it to be the next best thing is in for a hard landing."

"I am expecting slightly better sales than wonderful 101. So no, not a major new IP."

"Of course not. I'll be amazed if it reaches 1 million."

"Bookmark this thread duders, because I'm sure crow will be served for some."

Man, that thread is hilarious.
 

Het_Nkik

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 27, 2017
3,405
Man, I wish I could remember exactly what I was told, but there was a GameStop employee who I saw a couple of times and he would tell me the stupidest lies ever about 3DS and Wii U games. Something about them expanding Wind Waker HD's ocean. And something about FExSMT being moved to 3DS and a StreetPass puzzle for the game being available in Japan. I don't know. Dude was a chronic liar and I'd just roll my eyes at everything he'd say non-stop. He said he was getting info from Miyamoto's blog. FROM MIYAMOTO'S BLOG!
 
Oct 27, 2017
20,761
I was playing Mario a moment ago and did that save where you butt stomp right before hitting the ground so that you don't lose health, and I was reminded of some times when people just said things so out of context about a video game that you would just HAVE to call them out for it.

I remember watching a Nickodeon after-school show when they had their cartoon blocks on, around late 2000 (Banjo-Tooie had recently dropped), and during commercials they would cut to the after-school party with the hosts and kids and they were having a "secret codes in video games section", and one of the "secret codes" was about Banjo-Tooie and the technique of the butt stomp saving your health, just like in Mario 64. Then, the host just says "wow, I bet you beat your friends in this game with this move all the time, eh?" And the kid, knowing the host had never played this game before, just half-heartedly said "yeah...".

My friend and I cringed so hard.

Another story was when I was at Best Buy...

One time I was exchanging a wireless gamecube controller for a new one at Best Buy (took advantage of that 2-year warantee), the lady asked what we were gonna play and we say Mario Sunshine, so she starts bullshitting and saying "i would beat you so bad in that game", to which I say "yeah how about that 12th level, that was hard!" And then she said "uh huh! Took me days!".

I hate this stuff!

Anyone got any video evidence on youtube of something like this, or a good story of your own?
About your second story: lady was just trying to relate to you on a subject she didn't know anything about.

I would have just humored her. Could have made her otherwise shitty work day a tiny bit better
 
Oct 25, 2017
4,956
I really don't like that thing people do with controllers in marketing material, where they are moving them all over the place like they are motion controlled steering wheels.

I mean I guess it somewhat makes sense if there are actual motion controls.

This is a real thing, fam. My mom does it when she's playing a non-Wii racing game. And she's played EarthBound, Ace Attorney, Journey, and The Legend of Zelda, so she definitely qualifies as "real gamer" material. :u
 

Zan

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
9,428
Thats what it is lol. A new coworker got hired about 2 weeks ago in training she talking about playing mario on genesis. I just agreed with her and let her have it. Yall aint gotta shit on everything lol. Its pretty obvious when they dont know.

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Oct 27, 2017
20,761
A very well-meaning co-worker was trying to connect with me about video games. Said they played them allllll the time when they were younger and used to be really into them, "But I stopped playing around Grand Theft."
I... Didn't even know how to gently correct them or ask for clarification. They also assured me that they used to love playing "Bowser's Castle." I mustered a dismissive "Oh, nice."

I really do not like it when people pretend to know what you're talking about when they don't. That's the worst kind of lie because it forces you to either lie through your teeth and go along with their ruse to humor them, or else feel like an asshole by calling them out so you can continue the conversation naturally.
Maybe they're not pretending and just don't remember all the details.

None of that seems worth calling someone out.
 
Apr 21, 2018
6,969
Some people still think Nintendo bought Sega. When I tell them that they are wrong they think they have me checkmated when they tell me Sonic is in Smash Bros.
 

Z-Beat

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
31,847
Probably Stay Alive. It presents a bunch of characters who are supposed to be seasoned gamers beta testing a game like they've never picked up a controller in their lives. They're amazed by things like controller vibration and voice commands in a movie that takes place in the same year that the PS3 came out. It's one of those movies that throws the Konami code out like it'll work in every game ever made and spouts random secrets about games, some of which are wrong.
 

lvl 99 Pixel

Member
Oct 25, 2017
44,694
Competitive Smash bros memes are the gaming equivalent of the illusion of truth. No thanks in part to shoddy journalism and preconceptions about what a game can and should be.
Especially when people start calling things "glitches and bugs" that were things intentionally in the game.

Speedrunning is also in a similar situation where its looked down on for "doing it wrong" but the big charity events seem to have brought a lot of awareness.
 

RROCKMAN

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
10,824
I'm a closet gamer too. One time I was grocery shopping and there was a lady close by while I was checking out some fruits. PS app notification goes off several times on my phone. The lady notices, comes around all friendly like and asked if I had a PS4. I didn't expect anyone to recognize the notification sound, I gave her the most unconvincing "Nah, I don't play video games." and walked away

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Cringe at me, era.

No cringe here, just kinda disappointed. Coming across other people who play vidya is rare in my neck of the woods. I would liked to have the conversation. That and if you did unconvincingly lie, It might come off like you were rude, instead of just saying "yes, but I dont get to play it much due to work (or whatever excuse have you)", and then walking off to kill the conversation.
 

Cokie Bear

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Banned
Oct 27, 2017
4,944
To this day some people still try and claim they legitimately earned the spinning 10th prestige logo from MW2.
 
Oct 25, 2017
4,956
Especially fighting games, magically the online connectivity is always bad with him or inputs drop. That's just one of many, many examples.

I think the angriest (not truly angry, mind, mostly just incredibly taken aback) I got was in his Hotline Miami video. Aside from transphobic jokes, the worst parts were:

1. Him utterly failing, numerous times, to open a door that is booby-trapped without dying, and
2. Him guffawing at the idea of there being "glass walls" that he was getting shot through (it's a window!!)
 

Ruffy666

Member
Oct 27, 2017
259
There was something wrong with the initial pressing of Sonic Adventure 2. My disc wouldn't read and I tried to return it to the store and the employee insisted I must've accidentally de-magnetized the CD. I usually just ignore comments like that but for whatever reason I was like, "CDs don't work that way" and then he launched into a long tirade about how sensitive the technology was and he would exchange it THIS TIME but I better be careful with the replacement etc etc.
 

8byte

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Banned
Oct 28, 2017
9,880
Kansas
The negatives to lying and faking outweigh any positives.

If you are in a workplace, it's especially damning. Stuff like that spreads quick, and if it reaches management, practically kills anyone of importance taking you seriously. You'll always be known as "that weirdo who lied about playing a video game" or something similar.

...what? You really think this? Like, seriously?

You think someone will get passed over for promotion because they lied about video games maybe once? "Well, we'd put Steve in a management position...but do you remember that one time he said that thing that wasn't true about Skyrim? Can't trust him to get the job done." Get out of here with this hyperbole.

Even then, you still have to make assumptions in these experiences. I mean, the person I quoted made the ASSUMPTION that the girl in question was maybe "trying to impress him" so "she lied". Where as a rational human might have just figured she was trying to find some common ground and maybe didn't know the system she was actually playing on, and only knew the name of the system she see's on TV all the time. I mean, I can't count the number of times my extended older family has referred to a PlayStation as a "Nintendo". I didn't take to Google to illustrate that they were, in fact, wrong...because that's petty and childish (just like that poster was being).

You can have your thread, it's totally fine, but trying to frame this as you correcting "bad behavior" is not a great look. At least accept it for what it is, and that's just you judging someone because they aren't as heavily invested in your hobby as you are.

It's not about feeling superior or embarrassing the other person. I would have probably said that "Um... actually Injustice 2 isn't on Switch". That's it. If saying someone is wrong about something is enough to make the person not want to talk to you, then I don't think that person would have been a good friend anyway.

And I'm not saying that you should start correcting everything you hear like you are on a holy crusade. I just don't think that correcting someone about an error that they have made is a horrible thing to do. If you start constantly correcting everyone, then I agree that you are being petty.

What is gained from that? I mean, particularly gained from pulling out your phone, going to google, and then showing someone that what they said is actually not accurate. Why the journey to hold them accountable for...misspeaking about a video game? It's entirely arbitrary, and doesn't change anything except for their perception of you. I mean, imagine going to a mechanic and saying "well, I think maybe it's a problem with the carburetor" and the mechanic then pulling out his phone to illustrate why you're wrong and that cars don't have carburetors anymore...instead of just understanding that maybe you don't have the same years of experience they do, and that you're doing your best to understand something foreign to you. Maybe just bringing up "well it may be your fuel injection system, sometimes you can get a blockage in there that can cause it to run poorly". No need to correct, just a small, passive teaching moment that shows you respect the person enough to at least have a conversation with them without having to be "right" (and have it KNOWN that you are right).

It's a ridiculous way to approach the situation, and does absolutely nothing beneficial for either party. In the end, they think you're a smug jerk (because that's how you acted when you pulled out a piece of technology to show them how ill informed they are to their face) and you feel better for a little while because you were right, but in the long run you just keep chasing away people who are different from you because you can't stand to see your hobby "defamed" with "filthy lies".

Sure, there are times to call people out for being wrong, but rest assured, they are considerably more rare than people would like to believe.
 

smash_robot

Member
Oct 27, 2017
994
So basically, no matter what, you're gonna take the person who made the mistake or/and is lying's side on this.

Fair enough.
I think it's clear that it's not "no matter what" - the gender seems to matter. Personally I think there's a difference between ignorance and outright lying or bullshitting, and defending the latter is bordering on white knighting.
 

Mesoian

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Oct 28, 2017
26,501
I've seen these a few times before. I had always assumed they were satirical as I have only ever seen them in posted in places that like to laugh at some imagined straw-gamer of the type that would come up with something like this. At least I hope that is the case.
Most of them are just dumb memes and aren't genuine. But sometimes....sometimes...

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Alark

Member
Mar 16, 2018
198
What is gained from that? I mean, particularly gained from pulling out your phone, going to google, and then showing someone that what they said is actually not accurate. Why the journey to hold them accountable for...misspeaking about a video game? It's entirely arbitrary, and doesn't change anything except for their perception of you. I mean, imagine going to a mechanic and saying "well, I think maybe it's a problem with the carburetor" and the mechanic then pulling out his phone to illustrate why you're wrong and that cars don't have carburetors anymore...instead of just understanding that maybe you don't have the same years of experience they do, and that you're doing your best to understand something foreign to you. Maybe just bringing up "well it may be your fuel injection system, sometimes you can get a blockage in there that can cause it to run poorly". No need to correct, just a small, passive teaching moment that shows you respect the person enough to at least have a conversation with them without having to be "right" (and have it KNOWN that you are right).
I wouldn't pull out my phone and Google it. I would just say that the person was incorrect and leave it at that. And if I was a mechanic, I would tell them what the problem is and leave it at that. I wouldn't try to humiliate them and show them my superiority.

It's a ridiculous way to approach the situation, and does absolutely nothing beneficial for either party. In the end, they think you're a smug jerk (because that's how you acted when you pulled out a piece of technology to show them how ill informed they are to their face) and you feel better for a little while because you were right, but in the long run you just keep chasing away people who are different from you because you can't stand to see your hobby "defamed" with "filthy lies".

Sure, there are times to call people out for being wrong, but rest assured, they are considerably more rare than people would like to believe.
When someone corrects me, I'm thankful because I learned from it and I won't make the same mistake again. And I would only think the person is a smug jerk if he actually acted all high and mighty about being right. There is nothing wrong in simply correcting someone's mistake. But I agree that pulling out your phone and trying to prove someone is wrong is rude.
 

PSqueak

Member
Oct 25, 2017
12,464
I call them pokeymans on purpose.

I always thought the evolution of this was hilarious.

It went from "it's called pokemon, mom, gosh you're so lame" to actual fans intentionally saying the name of the franchise wrong because it's funnier that way.

God, fuck Tim Buckley so much.

And no, Tim. "Gamers" do not outnumber non-gamers.

No to defend this cringe fest, but if i recall correctly this was directed at Jack Thompson, Buckley meant that gamers out number "wont someone think of the children?!" people like thompson, and he's kind of right, a gigantic percentage of non gamers do not give a shit about the alleged correlation between violent games and violent crime, just fringe right wing people and NRA members looking for a escape goat think games cause violence, gamers definitely outnumber that demographic.

In any case i always found hilarious in a sad way that he ended his "gamers are not violent" rant with a FUCKING THREAT.
 

ket

Member
Jul 27, 2018
12,969
Hot take gaming YouTubers who make vids about unreleased games titled, "This Game Has One BIG Problem That Could Ruin It", "The Problem With This Feature" or "Why This Game Could Turn Out To Be A Disaster".
 

Mihos

Member
Oct 28, 2017
536
Anytime I buy a 3rd party video game at a store and the person ringing me up is an obvious console warrior for whatever console I am not buying it for. Either that, or they assume I am buying it for a kid/grandkid and try to explain it to me. That doesn't happen too often anymore, thankfully.

On the other side though, I got in a conversation with a cashier while buying a new game and we started showing gaming setup pictures and they recognized mine from the 'post your gaming setup' thread.
 

8byte

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Oct 28, 2017
9,880
Kansas
I wouldn't pull out my phone and Google it. I would just say that the person was incorrect and leave it at that. And if I was a mechanic, I would tell them what the problem is and leave it at that. I wouldn't try to humiliate them and show them my superiority.


When someone corrects me, I'm thankful because I learned from it and I won't make the same mistake again. And I would only think the person is a smug jerk if he actually acted all high and mighty about being right. There is nothing wrong in simply correcting someone's mistake. But I agree that pulling out your phone and trying to prove someone is wrong is rude.

Right, which is what the person I quoted originally did. It just seemed smug to me, and made me "cringe" (particularly because of all the assumptions tied to it).

I just think that this mentality though (being right) is exceptionally prominent within gaming communities. I certainly acknowledge that I suffer from it as well (hell, I'm in this thread arguing, after all). With that, however, there is the accompanied demographic of the community that takes it to an extreme. I've wanted to create a thread discussing this very topic / mentality for quite some time (the idea of being right or holding people accountable for being wrong).

It could 100% be just my perception, as I'm likely jaded from my own life experience, so I've never made the thread.
 

smash_robot

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Oct 27, 2017
994
When someone corrects me, I'm thankful because I learned from it and I won't make the same mistake again. And I would only think the person is a smug jerk if he actually acted all high and mighty about being right. There is nothing wrong in simply correcting someone's mistake. But I agree that pulling out your phone and trying to prove someone is wrong is rude.
I think that this is something that can't be generalized and very much depends on the people and personalities involved. You shouldn't go out of your way to humiliate people or be condescending - but this is gonna depend on the attitude of the person who is incorrect and what exactly the are incorrect about.

I'm sure everyone here would be totally happy putting a person arguing some incorrect and racist bullshit in their place with a quick google on their phones.
 

Thewonandonly

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
4,248
Utah
I am being real, and I live in a world outside of the weird culture of unnecessary "accountability" that seems to consume gaming culture for most people within the community.

It's embarrassing. Being a dick with a superiority complex for accuracy also isn't cool. To each their own, but I think I'll continue not feeling superior because "someone said something that wasn't accurate about my hobby". That sounds exhausting and fruitless.
I'm with you on this one man. Co-worker of mine says "Man I preordered the ps5 and it's going to play every ps game made". "I Beleive the ps5 hasn't been announced yet men""No it ha I got it pre ordered""aight man that's cool" then I change the subject. Why do I care about if someone doesn't know shit about video games a lot of people don't. The people are just trying to connect with you becuase they know you like gaming. No need in my opinion to be a dick about it and keep trying to corect them. Just let them try to fit in with you and he'll mabey you can teach them new stuff and all that.