Emma and Lachy are getting a divorce.

syth · Aug 3, 2018

Big news, I hope everyones ok.

https://www.smh.com.au/entertainmen...er-two-years-of-marriage-20180803-p4zvek.html

ending relationship / divorce, same dif.

Kitsunelaine · Aug 3, 2018

Brazil · Aug 3, 2018

I read through the article and couldn't tell you if it's about a real couple or if it's a The Onion-like joke article about random divorcees.

Best of luck in their future endeavors.

tomakasatnav · Aug 3, 2018

smh indeed.

jambo · Aug 3, 2018

Can't wait for the D-I-V-O-R-C-E song

Plywood · Aug 3, 2018

NoRéN · Aug 3, 2018

Brazil said:
I read through the article and couldn't tell you if it's about a real couple or if it's a The Onion-like joke article about random divorcees.

Best of luck in their future endeavors.

It's on shake my head.com so

sredgrin · Aug 3, 2018

There's a woman Wiggle? Cultural Marxists can't even make their own vaugely creepy children's band, they gotta take it away from us?!

Kevers · Aug 3, 2018

There was a female Wiggle?

edit: Post above me already covered that apparently.

SatoAilDarko · Aug 3, 2018

I remember flipping through children's channels for my niece a month ago and seeing The Wiggles and thinking how there's only the blue one left.

#NotMyWiggles

jambo · Aug 3, 2018

Kevers said:
There was a female Wiggle?

sredgrin said:
There's a woman Wiggle? Cultural Marxists can't even make their own vaugely creepy children's band, they gotta take it away from us?!

They updated the lineup a while ago now, at the start of 2013. Only Anthony Field (Blue) remains from the original line-up.

AztecComplex · Aug 3, 2018

Kitsunelaine said:
Who?

What? You couldn't tell who these clearly very famous people were by reading only their first names? You're slacking!

Seriously, who?

Grug · Aug 3, 2018

I'm actually genuinely saddened by this.

I have a 2 and a halfr year old so the Wiggles are basically part of the family.

They were such a cute couple.

sredgrin said:
There's a woman Wiggle? Cultural Marxists can't even make their own vaugely creepy children's band, they gotta take it away from us?!

Emma is great. She quickly went from "wow, there's a female wiggle" to "wow, she's practically their most defining member". She is a multi-threat... singing, multiple dance styles, drummer, works the crowd, and does a lot of the production stuff as well. She's a hell of a role model.

Vilix · Aug 3, 2018

Does this have anything to with the split up of Cagney & Lacey? Because if so I'll be legit shook up.

choodi · Aug 3, 2018

Grug said:
I'm actually genuinely saddened by this.

I have a 2 and a halfr year old so the Wiggles are basically part of the family.

They were such a cute couple.

Emma is great. She quickly went from "wow, there's a female wiggle" to "wow, she's practically their most defining member". She is a multi-threat... singing, multiple dance styles, drummer, works the crowd, and does a lot of the production stuff as well. She's a hell of a role model.

This.

My kids are 4 and 5 now, so have moved on a little, but I hear you.

PROh1bited · Aug 3, 2018

I thought this was gonna be about Nick Lachey

Deleted member 25600 · Aug 3, 2018

Love is over.

jambo said:
Can't wait for the D-I-V-O-R-C-E song

Oh shit. It's not even a real song, but I can already hear it in my head.

Ausroachman · Aug 3, 2018

Hot Potato Hot Potato

RedBlue · Aug 3, 2018

I hope giant Bobby Flay is okay.

Gonzalez · Aug 3, 2018

Emma, and Bobby Lashley!?

Full Metal Jumper · Aug 3, 2018

Instantly knew who they were. Just one of the many problems with having 2 kids

NoName999 · Aug 3, 2018

Kitsunelaine said:
Who?

.

Psychotron · Aug 3, 2018

Ausroachman said:
Hot Potato Hot Potato

You bastard! Now it'll be in my head all day.

HOT POTATO, HOT POTATOOOO!!

CoolestSpot · Aug 3, 2018

Hot Potato is one of the simplest but magical songs I've ever listened to now that I think about it

BWoog · Aug 3, 2018

The fuck is a Wiggle?

Flabber · Aug 3, 2018

Oh hah! The Wiggles! I went on a date with their tour manager earlier this year! She was lovely.

They're a children's band, for anyone (everyone?) who doesn't know. I did have to ask on my date.

Salty Rice · Aug 3, 2018

Kitsunelaine said:
Who?

BWoog said:
The fuck is a Wiggle?

I dont know i googled The Wiggles and it came back with some people looking like they are spoofing Star Trek.

H.Protagonist · Aug 3, 2018

Oh my god, really? To parents of small children this is big news. I've been forced to watch so much of this show (it's actually really well done), that recently I amused myself by trying to look up dirty Wiggle gossip and see if anyone was a serial killer when I read about the marriage stuff. It seemed really Disney-esque, a bit too cookie-cutter, but I didn't actually expect it to fall apart so soon. Dang.

thefro · Aug 3, 2018

Gonzalez said:
Emma, and Bobby Lashley!?

I really need to do a mash-up of "Hello My Name is Emma" and formerly WWE Emma's theme

Ironically both Australians

MrNewVegas · Aug 3, 2018

Watching the wiggles right now. Jesus. Will they go on?

H.Protagonist · Aug 3, 2018

Grug said:
I'm actually genuinely saddened by this.

I have a 2 and a halfr year old so the Wiggles are basically part of the family.

They were such a cute couple.

Emma is great. She quickly went from "wow, there's a female wiggle" to "wow, she's practically their most defining member". She is a multi-threat... singing, multiple dance styles, drummer, works the crowd, and does a lot of the production stuff as well. She's a hell of a role model.

Isn't Lachy their music writer, though? They're all multi-threats, but it does seem that he'd be the logical one to go. Emma is just too iconic now and she covers a lot of bases. I'd say Emma and Simon are more valuable than Lachy and Anthony (sorry, Anthony) as front people. Ah, the random shit you debate in your head to stay sane after the 10,000 iteration of "Do the Propeller!"....

Linkura · Aug 3, 2018

PROh1bited said:
I thought this was gonna be about Nick Lachey

I did for a split second too, but I knew his wife isn't named Emma so I got confused and clicked the thread.

Deleted member 14377 · Aug 3, 2018

Gonzalez said:
Emma, and Bobby Lashley!?

Turns out he really loves his sisters

Sephzilla · Aug 3, 2018

Kitsunelaine said:
Who?

lunarworks · Aug 3, 2018

Looks like she wiggled out of that marriage.

H.Protagonist · Aug 3, 2018

lunarworks said:
Looks like she wiggled out of that marriage.

I've spent the last 20 minutes exchanging inappropriate puns guessing what went wrong in the marriage with my husband. There's just so much ammo... :D

Grug · Aug 3, 2018

H.Protagonist said:
I've spent the last 20 minutes exchanging inappropriate puns guessing what went wrong in the marriage with my husband. There's just so much ammo... :D

Did any of the puns mentiob Emma playing with the Captain's feather sword?

Officer Big Mac · Aug 3, 2018

I thought Lachy would be Nick Lachey.

Carthago Delenda Est · Aug 3, 2018

I love that half the thread is hopelessly confused and not a single person who understands it is willing to give even a crumb of clarity to the topic.

H.Protagonist · Aug 3, 2018

Flabber said:
Oh hah! The Wiggles! I went on a date with their tour manager earlier this year! She was lovely.

They're a children's band, for anyone (everyone?) who doesn't know. I did have to ask on my date.

Give us some dirt!

Grug said:
Did any of the puns mentiob Emma playing with the Captain's feather sword?

It was suggested that Captain Feathersword "tickled her 'fancy' more," or that Henry couldn't keep his hands to himself, or that Wags being such a dog might have been the suspect.

Carthago Delenda Est said:
I love that half the thread is hopelessly confused and not a single person who understands it is willing to give even a crumb of clarity to the topic.

Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti...

henhowc · Aug 3, 2018

Never heard of them. Guess its a kids thing?

legend166 · Aug 3, 2018

Favourite Wiggles deep cut?

Meteorology.

Hassel · Aug 3, 2018

When did Nick Lachey get married?

Kyoufu · Aug 3, 2018

Who is Emma

and who is Lachy

Walter White Walker · Aug 3, 2018

The Wiggles??!! Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long, long time.

Grug · Aug 3, 2018

H.Protagonist said:
It was suggested that Captain Feathersword "tickled her 'fancy' more," or that Henry couldn't keep his hands to himself, or that Wags being such a dog might have been the suspect.

Maybe she was giving a few of the other boys the "belt buckle shine".

Opened up her music box too often.

MrNewVegas · Aug 3, 2018

My guess is it's brcause Lachy is lazy. That guy is always sleeping.

aliengmr · Aug 3, 2018

Ohhhhh...The Wiggles. Literally the only kid show I can't tolerate. Sarah and Duck is more my speed, and our 2yo agrees.

PlanetSmasher · Aug 3, 2018

Grug said:
Maybe she was giving a few of the other boys the "belt buckle shine".

Opened up her music box too often.

I hope you realize these puns are both terrible (the default state of all puns) and kind of misogynistic.

Lackless · Aug 3, 2018

Two years of marriage? This is more of a breakup than a divorce.

Emma and Lachy are getting a divorce.

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