Michael Cohen will testify that Trump knew about the Trump Tower meeting

LinktothePastGOAT · Jul 26, 2018

In a perfect world Mueller already has the evidence and tells Cohen to fuck off

Surfinn · Jul 26, 2018

Bad news is that he says he's got no proof.

Good news is that he says others were present, which I assume means those people will be subpoenaed to tell the truth about this?

Brinbe · Jul 26, 2018

must-watch tv, folks

stream here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4Wojufcmos

LegendofJoe · Jul 26, 2018

Clearly Trump did nothing wrong amirite guys?

Deleted member 42 · Jul 26, 2018

Jesus christ Cohen's lawyer set up Rudy for that one

That's some foul revenge for trying to be sassy about the tapes

Cochese · Jul 26, 2018

MasterYoshi · Jul 26, 2018

The Living Tribunal said:
Why do I get the feeling this guy might get an extra ration of polonium with his fries?

Trump is likely on the phone with Daddy Vladdy right now for advice.

pikachief · Jul 26, 2018

hordak said:
is it really fake news if Cohen testifies in court? I guess if they show footage of it on CNN, then maybe its just doctored? How does this work in the mind of your average trump supporter?

They'll just say he's lying.

V_ac · Jul 26, 2018

The "along with several others" bit means there's other potential witnesses Cohen can name too, right?

BWoog · Jul 26, 2018

Of course Trump Sr knew. It was freaking obvious this whole time.

thefit · Jul 26, 2018

V_ac said:
The "along with several others" bit means there's other potential witnesses Cohen can name too, right?

Yep. No tape needed he has names.

Dullahan · Jul 26, 2018

~~No collusion~~

Collusion

Deleted member 176 · Jul 26, 2018

Where are the tapes

HououinKyouma · Jul 26, 2018

Michael Cohen trying to become one of the great American heroes of the 21st century.

Fergie · Jul 26, 2018

Of course he knew if Trump Jr was present.

Well, let's see if Cohen testifies or if this is a play.

OnanieBomb · Jul 26, 2018

Is Michael Cohen Sam Nunberg's final form?

Deleted member 42 · Jul 26, 2018

pikachief said:
They'll just say he's lying.

That doesn't really work in the court of law especially if he has evidence

ShooterMcGavin said:
Michael Cohen trying to become one of the great American heroes of the 21st century.

Swap that to whistleblowers tbh

wild wild rice said:
Is Michael Cohen Sam Nunberg's final form?

Nunberg was on a bender, Cohen could go to jail for the rest of his life

cheese toast · Jul 26, 2018

ShooterMcGavin said:
Michael Cohen trying to save his own ass.

Fixed.

Brinbe · Jul 26, 2018

flailing in the wind

he's a lying liar lying. LIAR

HAHAHA

they know they're so fucked

BWoog · Jul 26, 2018

How the hell would Rudy know it never happened?

Wow SUPER throwing Cohen under the bus.

Taki · Jul 26, 2018

Why can't I go a single fucking week without fuckery in America political news

CoolOff · Jul 26, 2018

Hahah Rudy going in on Cohen. This is amazing.

OnanieBomb · Jul 26, 2018

Taki said:
Why can't I go a single fucking week without fuckery in America political news

Ratings, baby!

Deleted member 42 · Jul 26, 2018

I'm guessing that pardon probably isn't in the cards

NookSports · Jul 26, 2018

I bet Cohen has tapes of the meeting and is baiting then into obviously denying

Commedieu · Jul 26, 2018

BronsonLee said:
I'm guessing that pardon probably isn't in the cards

Narrator: It wasn't.

aerie · Jul 26, 2018

Rudy looks a little shook. I'm sure the news that it happened doesn't surprise anyone, but its great that Cohen will testify.

El Bombastico · Jul 26, 2018

Taki said:
Why can't I go a single fucking week without fuckery in America political news

Because the truth is that Trump is the best thing that ever happened to cable news networks since 9/11.

Becks' · Jul 26, 2018

Brinbe said:
must-watch tv, folks

stream here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4Wojufcmos

That reaction lol. Priceless. Shit's about to go down.

Deleted member 42 · Jul 26, 2018

The Woods said:
Rudy looks a little shook. I'm sure the news that it happened doesn't surprise anyone, but its great that Cohen will testify.

They even waited until he was in the damn greenroom to put it out there

Kitsunelaine · Jul 26, 2018

skullmuffins said:
per the story, Cohen doesn't have audio evidence or anything but his word, so they'll just claim Cohen is making shit up to implicate the president so he can stay out of jail.

one word my friend: tapes

Robin · Jul 26, 2018

Woof. Woof woof woof woof woof. Kind of an "of course" situation, but interesting to hear it come out.

Shadybiz · Jul 26, 2018

David___ said:
The last two years severely broke my sarcasm detector
But yea, after re-reading it, it sounds exactly what you just mentioned

I hear you for sure...I've had the same malfunctions myself.

Fergie · Jul 26, 2018

WedgeX · Jul 26, 2018

wild wild rice said:
Ratings, baby!

Did Trump invest in CNN/NYT/WaPo?

Conciliator · Jul 26, 2018

Michael Cohen is obviously a deep state angry democrat

Coolverine · Jul 26, 2018

fuck i hate seeing guiliani's jowls move.

Surfinn · Jul 26, 2018

LMAO I need a gif of Rudy wiggling around like the worm he is. Look at this fool's face

LukeOP · Jul 26, 2018

I'm confused. Testify where? Is there a grand jury trial for Trump?

Fergie · Jul 26, 2018

The Woods said:
Rudy looks a little shook. I'm sure the news that it happened doesn't surprise anyone, but its great that Cohen will testify.

Not enough time to formulate spin. Great timing.

SweetNicole · Jul 26, 2018

BWoog · Jul 26, 2018

It really is insane how close to Nixon this shit all is.

Nowise10 · Jul 26, 2018

Why is Cohen turning on Trump? What purpose is it? Couldn't Trump have just pardoned him if he took the fall for everything?

TaleSpun · Jul 26, 2018

Shard Shinjuku said:
https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/26/politics/michael-cohen-donald-trump-june-2016-meeting-knowledge/index.html?utm_medium=social&utm_content=2018-07-27T01:04:22&utm_term=image&utm_source=twCNN

Fascinated to know who the "several others" are. Guessing Mueller already does.

OnanieBomb · Jul 26, 2018

WedgeX said:
Did Trump invest in CNN/NYT/WaPo?

Yes, with filthy Russian money. You might be onto something...

RiOrius · Jul 26, 2018

hordak said:
is it really fake news if Cohen testifies in court? I guess if they show footage of it on CNN, then maybe its just doctored? How does this work in the mind of your average trump supporter?

Obviously Trumpets will claim that Cohen is lying, trying to get a better deal by giving the testimony Mueller wants to hear.

Raiku · Jul 26, 2018

"Benedict Arnold"

"Brutus"

SerAardvark · Jul 26, 2018

If you're going to have Giuliani on, you really shouldn't let him ramble on like this.

Surfinn · Jul 26, 2018

Rudy is fucking flailing

BWoog · Jul 26, 2018

"Did he get the fruits of it? No...BUT IF HE DID!"

Lol Rudy

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