My boss and I saw a guy pull into the handicap parking space with no plate or sticker indicating he was handicap. My boss commented on how much of a dick move that was. Then the guy walked in for his interview. :)
Was the most 'am I in a sitcom' moment I ever had.
That is fucking amazing. George Costanza move right there.
I've never been in the position to hire anyone but at a job I had years ago they let me sit in on the interviews to hire my replacement (I was leaving in a few months and was expected to train the person). I had a unique role at the office, I was a legal assistant but I did a whole range of things, it was fast paced and while I'm not patting myself on the back, it wasn't something that you could easily just pick up if you hadn't been there for a few years. We interview 3 people:
First guy (probably mid 40's) comes into the interview wearing a full suit and a cargo material jacket on top (It was early spring) and he sits down for the interview and doesn't take the jacket off, so he's sitting there in a full on suit w/ another jacket on top. The actual interview was a disaster (Hadn't worked in past 3 years, talked about living w/ his mom, no relevant experience) My boss checked out about 5 minutes into the interview and the guy was never given consideration.
Second person was a woman in her mid-20's, recently graduated from College, had solid work experience, was tech savvy (big part of job, dealing w/ a lot of doc files, PDF scans, e-mails, spreadsheets, etc.) and super enthusiastic. She checked off all the boxes and in my head I'm thinking ok this woman is pretty good, I could see this working. Turns out, my bosses subordinate who was like the mini boss went to high school w/ this woman and hated her and later that afternoon they told me no way we're hiring her.
Final interview was a woman in her mid 40's. At the onset my boss was obviously ready to be done interviewing people and just wanted to like this woman. She came off ok but admitting to having little computer experience and her past jobs were mostly in retail. She gave pretty unsatisfying answers (to me) and overall I thought gave a pretty shitty interview. Of course my boss says this is the person, you start training her in a week.
I had 5 weeks to train this woman, it was a complete train wreck. On busy days when I was banging out 15+ settlement agreements, she couldn't even come close to keeping up. Anything I tried to teach her was quickly forgotten and every time she'd get super stressed out she'd go outside for a cigarette break (must have taken 10 a day). Last week there I didn't give a fuck anymore and just let her handle all the work w/out covering for her, the office got completely backed up and she almost had a melt-down. After I left, my friend who still worked there said she quit after 3 weeks and they eventually just cut my 'job' up into pieces and had multiple people handle the duties.