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Famassu

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Oct 27, 2017
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Because expiration dates are somewhat BS. When properly stored and handled otherwise (I.e. don't break the cold chain too badly with stuff you need to store in the fridge or freezer), usually foods are edible well past their expiration date.

You can also use your senses. Spoiled food usually looks and/or smells and/or tastes spoiled.

The only foods you need to be more careful with are fish and chicken and meats in general (fish is the worst in this regards) Those spoil really easily and I wouldn't necessarily eat them much more than 1 or 2 days past their expiration date. Well, I don't personally eat them at all anymore but if you still eat animals, then those are the ones to be more careful with.
 

Ciao

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Jun 14, 2018
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I buy food and forget to eat it? I only eat one time per day, and there's some weeks where I don't even eat at home once.
I've had past 3 days chicken, or 2 weeks old cheese and never had any single problem. I have a friend who works in the food industry, and he told me these dates are mostly there for legal reasons and to keep the mass industry going. There's an obcene amount of good food thrown away because of this arbitrary date. I smell my expired food, inspect if there's anything gross, but except a couple of cases (mostly meat), everything is fine.
 

SecondNature

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Oct 25, 2017
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I drank 2 years expired heineken the other day

It tasted awful but i didn't really figure it out until it was all done
 

Durger

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Oct 27, 2017
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Lmao came for this.
 

Radd Redd

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Oct 27, 2017
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I've eaten a few that sprouted some. Just cut off the sprouts and french fried them and somehow I'm still alive.
 

Orin_linwe

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Nov 26, 2017
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Malmoe, Sweden.
Expiration dates are a suggestion that's mostly about the quality of the product, ie, taste. It's not the same as "this product will turn into poison after X date".

All food is not created equal. Cheese can be aged for years, but once it enters the food-chain, it has to have an expiration date, which -in the case of aged, hard-block cheese - is essentially arbitrary, in the sense that mold that accumulates on the outside can be safely cut off, and doesn't impact the overall food quality of the piece of cheese you've bought.

What goes into your fridge can vary wildly in terms of actual expiration. Eggs, if stored properly, can hold for months.

If you have eggs that are past their expiration date, you can put them in a bowl of water to test their quality. High-quality eggs will stay on the bottom of your container. Less-fresh eggs will float in the middle. Eggs of "worse" quality will float on the surface.

That an egg floats on the surface is not the same as the egg being bad though. It just signifies that you should check it by cracking it open, and smell it. Chances are that they will be fine, but it's always useful to - ultimately - let your nose be your guide.

Potatoes and most root-vegetables will be fine for a very long time (months) if you keep them cool, dry and in a container that can breathe.

Most vegetables shouldn't be stored in a plastic bag, because it creates a micro-climate of excessive moisture and temperature that makes your produce age prematurely (and easily leads to mold, which, unlike cheese, you should be very careful about just cutting off, given the complexity of a lot of produce).

One tip, when buying groceries, is to go to the bread-section, because a lot of stores (at least in Europe) has free paper bags meant for bread. Paper-bags are superior to plastic bags when storing vegetables (of any kind), and a lot of these bread-bags are also perforated with small air-holes to keep the bread fresh.

These bags are significantly weaker than their plastic counterparts though, so use 2 paper-bags for the amount you usually put in a clear plastic bag.

Vegetables are generally much more lenient in terms of exceeding their expiration date, and many vegetables - mostly root-vegetables like potatoes, and garlic/onions, which seem to be inherently hostile to bacteria, and might be the easiest piece of produce to salvage simply by cutting out dark areas on its body.

Expiration dates are only really a concern with animal products, and especially if it hasn't been treated/processed in some way. Pickled fish could probably hold for months, if not years, but fresh fish, shrimp, and other sea-creatures can make you seriously ill if eaten beyond their expiration date, and could lead to death if given to people with weakened immune-systems.

Potatoes have been a staple-food throughout history for a variety of reasons. It's easy to cultivate, it's filling, and it can be stored for long periods of time without refrigeration.

If pirates could enjoy their 8-month-old potatoes on their raids, so can you, with your (I have to assume) barely 2 month old tatters.

If you frequently buy potatoes, be on the lookout for a small canvas sack. It's breathable, can alleviate excessive moisture-accumulation, and is durable enough to be used for years, in a way that your average paper-bag probably can't.

That said, if any of the potatoes you just ate had a green tint to its skin, there is cause for concern. Green-tinted potato skin contains a substance that is harmless to most animals, but when eaten by humans, is metabolized as a poison, similar to mercury, in the way it can seriously damage your nervous-system in high doses.

Small doses of this substance is not a big deal - even if it's obviously not optimal to ingest any kind of poison - but if two or more of the potatoes you just ate had green-tinted skin you should definitely not shrug it off, and keep it in mind if you suddenly experience adverse health-effects.
 
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No Onions

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Nov 8, 2017
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Before refrigeration people used to keep potatoes in a bin in a root cellar and eat them months later over the winter. Unless they are obviously moldy or rotten they are fine.
 

demondance

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Oct 27, 2017
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a potato tree is going to grow from your anus. water the sprout as soon as it emerges so as not to stunt its growth.
 

joecanada

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Oct 28, 2017
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I've eaten a few that sprouted some. Just cut off the sprouts and french fried them and somehow I'm still alive.
Yeah it's I think when they start to turn green that's the bad part when they sprout and grow.

Speaking of growing damn op did you basically never cook growing up? People grow potatoes in their gardens all the time do you think they get an expiry date grown into them ? Just visually check your food
 

MCN

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Oct 26, 2017
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Can you reiterate this to me please? I have a bad habit of throwing stuff away if it's past expiration by one day, but at the back of my mind I always think it's still probably edible.

You're generally good to eat food unless it looks or smells funny.

We as a species have evolved enough to instinctively know when not to eat something.
 

DrewFu

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Apr 19, 2018
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I don't believe I've ever seen a potato with an expiration date on it before. Is this a European thing or something?
 

Deleted member 36086

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Some foods last way longer than their best by date. I've eaten eggs that were a month past that date with no problem. I have a small container of spreadable cream cheese thats over 3 years old and it tastes fine.
 

Traxus

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Jan 2, 2018
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All food is not created equal. Cheese can be aged for years, but once it enters the food-chain, it has to have an expiration date, which -in the case of aged, hard-block cheese - is essentially arbitrary, in the sense that mold that accumulates on the outside can be safely cut off, and doesn't impact the overall food quality of the piece of cheese you've bought.
How about a soft cheese like gouda? Is it safe to cut the mold off the outside if it's not too ridiculous?
 

Orin_linwe

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Nov 26, 2017
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Malmoe, Sweden.
How about a soft cheese like gouda? Is it safe to cut the mold off the outside if it's not too ridiculous?

I'm not a food-safety expert by any means, but, as a general rule, the more water a fresh piece of food inherently contains, the more likely it is to attract bacteria.

There's a reason that extracting moisture from food often leads to dramatically longer "shelf life" (be it meat in the form of jerky, or stuff like dried tomatoes, apricots, rice, or, perhaps, even dried bits of potatoes). This is probably the oldest type of preserving food, because it only requires time, heat and a lack of moisture; be it from the sun, a fire or a naturally warm and dry cave.

In the modern age of processing agents, it's really difficult to draw any kind of hard line between categories of food, because food comes in so many different products.

Fresh cheese you make in your own kitchen has an expatriation date of about - at most - 1 week in your fridge, because it doesn't have any preservatives.

An aluminum tube of (ostensibly) the same kind of cheese might outlive all of us, as long as it's not opened. It might be fine to open and enjoy 200 years in the future.

So there are no clear answers to your question, if you don't also contextualize the precise product, and even if you did, there is no real scientific study available that pits every possible consumer-food-product from one producer against a rival producer, and charts their freshness/longevity over time.

Expiration dates are a suggestion. Use your common sense, and perhaps more importantly, your nose and tongue (in that order) to check if something is edible or not.

Unless you're handling fish or fresh meat, the risk of you getting seriously ill by consumer-available food is very low, and if it is processed in some way (packaged in a can, or part of a "tv-meal") you basically don't ever have to worry about getting seriously ill from the food you eat.

A lot of food that falls under the umbrella of being heavily processed are complete shit for many reasons, but shouldn't be avoided if your main fear is acute food-poisoning.

The way they're made basically eliminates this risk, though that wasn't always the case.

Canned food used to result in a lot of cases of botulism due to improper care of the container/improper canning process, and it's still a risk that anyone who is interested in canning their own food should be aware of.

But modern food-processing has largely eliminated most of the immediate dangers associated with eating stored food.
 
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Oct 25, 2017
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Nope. Are you kind of person who would throw away perfectly good milk even if it was a day after its experation date? They also have sell by dates which are different from best by dates.
 

Sid

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Mar 28, 2018
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With this kind of an origin story you can hope for a Netflix series at best....
 

Ashdroid

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Oct 27, 2017
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I don't think I've ever seen expiration dates on potatoes. I just keep using them until they start growing big sprouts.
 
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ReginOfFire

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Oct 29, 2017
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Just a little update for everyone everything is ok exept the part where I keep having potato nightmares now
 

ftchrs

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Oct 29, 2017
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As someone who spent a significant part of their childhood on a farm, this thread makes me chuckle - as does the thought of having an expiry date on vegetables.

Vegetables are fine until they're rotten. They'll taste and smell sour and become wilted way before you'll get sick from eating them.

But yeah, don't eat potato sprouts - scrape them off. You might have to dig a little piece out of the potato where the sprout was if it's black. The easiest way to check is to simply cut the tater in half.
 
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Aiii

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Oct 24, 2017
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I once accidentally ate molded bread and I lived. You'll be fine unless you were already seriously ill before.
 

Deleted member 41178

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I always think threads like this are a joke, I just can't imagine an adult really needing to seriously ask this question .
 

v1perz53

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Oct 25, 2017
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There's a decent part of me that wants to believe this is a troll by OP especially given some of the replies. But another part of me believes this is actually true and that scares me. Like, replying to the guy talking about expired salt asking if it can go bad? That can't be real right?

But yea for actual input, it would be very difficult to accidentally eat food that was spoiled enough to be bad for you, if it was spoiled enough to be bad, it would noticeably smell/taste bad or have noticeable mold/black spots, you wouldn't be wondering.

Also I failed to ctrl+F the thread for OPs name 3 times before I realized it isn't Reign but Regin hah. Ronald Regan of Fire I guess.
 

Chekhonte

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Oct 31, 2017
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Tried to google this but didnt find any good answers lol. So I forgot to read the packaging and apparently they expired 3 days ago. I boiled them I dont know if that helps? What kind of trouble am I in lol.
If it was precooked and expired yes, if it's just an old potato that you cooked and then ate no.
 

Coolwhip

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Oct 27, 2017
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Expired potatoes explode in your stomach.

Dont worry it will be a quick death, but painful.
 
Oct 25, 2017
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Expired potatoes ? If they are not green, mushy or have long roots you're good. They don't even put expiration on them here. Didn't know they did elsewhere