What the motherfucking shit was this movie. Literally everyone dies except the tag-along on a bullshit mission, and one of the guys supposedly gonna infect the world. Now the tag-along, she wastes the last 20 minutes trying to look for Gita with literally no plan whatsoever only to have her and her dad killed. Everyone in the movie is an idiot, maybe except Guzman because he didn't really do anything egregious.
- Dave Bautista - dude fucking SHUT THE DOORS BEHIND YOU! Zombie King is on your ass and you think it's good time to chit chat with the pilot while you leave all the doors open?? I actually screamed Get In Da Choppa during that scene.
- Daughter/Kate - yeah the worst character. The strip is about to get nuked in 20 minutes but I will risk my life and go inside Zombie King's tower filled with a million zombies and a zombie tiger, armed with a pistol to go save a nobody who dies anyway
_ Chambers/First Kill. Ok, don't tell a sus that they're a sus in a situation where you have to rely on them. Secondly, when she smashes out in the hallway, they all TOTALLY could have saved her! I saw clear openings. Thirdly, she had more than enough time to warn Guzman about the sus. Instead she just tells him to go, even after seeing him with him.
- Cruz. I dunno, just a stupid, unprepared way to die.
- Dieter was fun but come on, should have jumped inside the vault with Van
- Van didn't know he was bit??? And we never see the buzz saw in action other than a promo shot. What the hell! I find it really hard to belive a buff dude like Van has trouble beating up a decrepit zombie in fist fight to be honest.
- Lilly - actually a decent character, but why the fuck did you not drop Johnny Cage right there and then when he killed Zombie queen? Leave him for the King as a compromise again? Shes the one who knows and respects their rules, and then she doesn't tell anyone? OK whatever, but again at the end there was a better way of keeping King away from the chopper by using the Queen's head. Just get on the chopper by pointing a gun to her head, once airborne, throw it to him or throw it away whatever.
- Johnny Cage/sus - yeah douchebag of the team. But he could have easily went back to the QZ after he got the Queen's head. From what I remember, they go back to the spot where they sacrificed the rapist, and that spot was just a few clicks away from QZ.
- Hiroyuki Sanada- it seems like a really dumb idea to come up with a far fetched heist just to capture a zombie. And it seems like it was not the first time he went with the same idea for this. He seemed to be well off. Just hire a merc to get it done.
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-Zombie Tiger - honestly a waste of money if you ask me. Does nothing a regular tiger doesn't. Zombie King riding a zombie tiger though, that would have been rad
- Gita - complete throwaway non character. No weapons training, no previous experience with zombies, but sure, let's go into a thoroughly infested area to steal some money. You're only a worse mom if you are going on a clear suicide mission and leave your kids orphans. Which you did anyway. Shameful.