Your walking in the woods. There’s no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:

[Boclfon479]

Shia LaBeouf!

 

[The_Iceman2288]

Only scary if you're a woman.

 

[Tfritz]

Yes, I'm there on a mission to get justice for FKA Twigs

 

[robot]

This was more fun when LaBeouf was just a weirdo instead of actually a piece of shit.

Every time I watch that video I'm continually impressed with how well-produced it is.

 

[Conditional-Pancakes]

High kick to the face, no questions asked.

 

[napkins]

are those shia heads made of some kind of paper? must have taken some effort to make all those

 

[Fudgepuppy]

You're*

 

[Soj]

Oh thank god, I thought it was going to be Armie Hammer.

 

[MrNewVegas]

Oh thank god, I thought it was going to be Armie Hammer.

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Forgot about ol Hammers shit

 

[Truly Gargantuan]

I don't own a "walking in the woods" 🙃

 

[AlgusUnderdunk]

Every time I see this I keep thinking Gus from Psych is in the choir.

 

[julia crawford]

i'm throwing down for sure

 

[chandoog]

You're*

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Ur *

 

[Particle Physicist]

This was more fun when LaBeouf was just a weirdo instead of actually a piece of shit.

Every time I watch that video I'm continually impressed with how well-produced it is.

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He was always a piece of shit. He did the 'weirdo' stuff to distract from his blatant plagiarism.

 

[robot]

He was always a piece of shit. He did the 'weirdo' stuff to distract from his blatant plagiarism.

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True enough, but I still find it easier laughing at a plagiarist than laughing at an abuser.

I was also a lot more ignorant of that stuff when this video first came out.

 

[HiLife]

 

[Pirateluigi]

I was friends with Rob Cantor in college. So weird to see him go so massively viral.

Song is still a bop though.

 

[Transistor]

are those shia heads made of some kind of paper? must have taken some effort to make all those

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It's paper mashia

 

[deimosmasque]

Heh. I had this song stuck in my head the other day.

Haven't watched this in years.

 

[bye]

It's all a bit too real now. He's actually the monster the video parodies him as..

 

[Boclfon479]

It's all a bit too real now. He's actually the monster the video parodies him as..

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Maybe Rob Cantor can see the future

 

[y2kyle89]

 

[Duxxy3]

The only person not safe from Shia Lebeouf is... Shia Lebeouf.

 

[odiin]

This was more fun when LaBeouf was just a weirdo instead of actually a piece of shit.

Every time I watch that video I'm continually impressed with how well-produced it is.

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I like to pretend now that they're actually saying Armie Hammer instead of Shia Labeouf.

 

[Verelios]

Yell "Come at me YOU BIPEDAL BITCH".

 

[ZiZ]

Why is everyone talking about Armie Hammer?

 

[Tfritz]

Why is everyone talking about Armie Hammer?

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he has a cannibalism fetish

 

[Fire Emblem]

Seeing everyone call Shia Labeouf an asshole. What has he done?

 

[Vonocourt]

Seeing everyone call Shia Labeouf an asshole. What has he done?

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FKA twigs Sues Shia LaBeouf, Citing ‘Relentless’ Abusive Relationship (Published 2020)

The lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles by the musician, accuses the actor of sexual battery, assault and infliction of emotional distress.

www.nytimes.com

 

[Frank]

Hopefully he doesn't fall into a shallow grave.

 

[Kain-Nosgoth]

what did i just watch? I don't get it... it's very well done though

 

[Fat4all]

what did i just watch? I don't get it, it's very well done though

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[Tavernade]

It bothers me how good that song is and how incredible the video is.

I'd ask him what his favorite episode of Even Stevens was and if he ever met Lizzie McGuire.