Your thoughts on toe thumbs

[Deleted member 16908]

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[Emergency & I]

maybez

 

[Deimos]

Whatz?

 

[Deleted member 16908]

Toe thumbs, like thumbs that look like toes. Some people have them, some don't. What do you think of them? Dealbreaker or no big deal?

 

[Dr. Mario]

I like em if that hand belongs to Megan Fox.

 

[Menome]

If it's on the hand, it's a thumb/finger. If it's on the foot, it's a toe.

 

[Nilou]

I fixed the thread title.

 

[julia crawford]

That's the kind of thing that makes you special

 

[PlayBee]

They're probably convenient if you want to walk on your hands

 

[Deleted member 16908]

I fixed the thread title.

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Thanks 👍

 

[dejay]

Maybe that's enough internet for me today.

 

[Imperfected]

I thought this was going to be about having opposable digits on your feet, like a monkey.

I'm disappointed.

 

[Truly Gargantuan]

Who gives a fuck?

 

[red731]

feed it pizza

 

[Priapus]

Ah the ol' toethumb. A colleague and foreman here at work have those. We call them doempietoktok, because of the sound they make when hitting something.

 

[Pbae]

Goddamnit OP, I didn't know about this and now I'm probably gonna be on the lookout.

I thought it was about those stupid socks that look like gloves for your feet.

 

[Rosebud]

Toe thumbs, like thumbs that look like toes. Some people have them, some don't. What do you think of them? Dealbreaker or no big deal?

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No big deal

 

[wideface]

Brachydactyly type D, for anyone curious. It's fine.

 

[fontguy]

hot

 

[XR.]

If it's on the hand, it's a thumb/finger. If it's on the foot, it's a toe.

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Nailed it

 

[eXistor]

Thoughts? Not many outside that it's unfortunate to those who have it, but ultimately who cares? If that's your worst cosmetic downside, I'd say you're pretty well off.

 

[Deer]

It's just a thumb baby.

Those fucking nails in the OP's photo are the stuff of nightmares though. Are you planning to rip someone's face off or something?

 

[MrKlaw]

Are there also thumbtoes?

 

[Michael F. Assbender]

Outside of being a target of bullies who will find anything to tear someone down, I don't see why it would be an issue.

 

[machine]

 

[meowdi gras]

My, but you have long, slender fingers. Are you a violinist?

 

[DarthSpider]

Lots of people have them here in Japan. I'd wager there's a much higher occurrence of it here just based on how often I see it.

 

[Officer Big Mac]

Nope. You're a freak and I can't have sex with you unless you wear an oven mit over the mangled hand.

 

[Dennis8K]

I didn't know this was a real thing.

I thought it was just some internet meme thing.

 

[Goda]

Doesn't Megan Fox have a toe thumb? I don't see it as an issue. No one is perfect.

 

[Deleted member 16908]

Poll added

 

[loco]

I feel like my thumbs are inferior to these toe thumbs. Is there such a thing as toe thumb envy?

 

[Deleted member 16908]

I feel like my thumbs are inferior to these toe thumbs.

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How so?

 

[Wolfe]

I feel like my thumbs are inferior to these toe thumbs. Is there such a thing as toe thumb envy?

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My thumbs are double jointed so they're clearly superior to some mutant toe thumbs.

 

[Chippewa Barr]

Ninja Turtle looking MFers.

Lol makes no diff to me to be honest. Evidence: Megan Fox

 

[blitzblake]

Clubbed thumb is maybe what you're looking for?

 

[Lotto]

my friend has this, or maybe i was just looking at his foot idk

 

[finalflame]

imma pass

 

[apocat]

I need to hear the opinion of someone with a foot fetish.

 

[MisterSnrub]

actual big toe grafted onto a human hand > chonky bigboi thumb

wimps and posers leave the hall

 

[Lord Azrael]

Clubbed thumbs

I have them

 

[ZedLilIndPum]

If a tractor was involved, then ok

 

[Kitsunebaby]

I don't know if I've ever actually seen this in real life. Maybe I just don't look at people's hands very much.

 

[Neo C.]

I know someone who has those. I wonder how rare they are.

 

[Sectorseven]

If a tractor was involved, then ok

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Only if they were wearing a bathing suit.

 

[Wingfan19]

Only if they were wearing a bathing suit.

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That's how my sister got gonorrhea.

 

[M. Wallace]

Do not like.

 

[The Maestro]

actual big toe grafted onto a human hand > chonky bigboi thumb

wimps and posers leave the hall

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How's her handshake? A little firm, isn't it? Maybe a little too
firm?

 

[Rhaknar]

how fucking shallow do you have to be that a finger would be a "dealbreaker"?

I don't even care if this is a JOKE THREAD LOL

 

[Night Hunter]

Never mind the toe thumb. What is up with those fingernails?!