This looks funny here, but it is nothing compared to the deleted scene with Ki-Adi Mundi attacking a droid control ship.
First it's him and a bunch of Jedi, doing this embarrassing twirling shit at nothing as they slowly walk up the ramp. Then it cuts to the battle.
Then it cuts back to Ki-Adi, and this group are still doing this shit sloooowly down a hallway. The cuts to the battle.
Then cuts to the control room, a door opens, and these motherfuckers sloooowly move in, twirling like there's no tomorrow. It's fucking amazing. I like to imagine this is how they all go grab lunch.
Starts around 1:30
There's no staging, no choreography, no real shots with any kind of storytelling or visual language. It's just slow, effectless twirling. The prequels in a nutshell, really.
Try spinning, that's a good trick!
Yep, you're right.Y'all it's not better than The Phantom Menace. That movie is irrelevant to the overall story and didn't need to exist, but it's the most "Star Warsy" of any of the prequels. Yeah, Jar-Jar was cringey. So were Ewoks.
That's not to say that it was good. It was terrible. Just less terrible than Attack of the Clones.
Indiscriminate murder might be tough on the victims, but think of the killer!Padmé consoling Anakin right after he confessed to killing an entire tribe of Tusken Raiders.....
If someone you love did murder, just consult this handy cheat sheet for the correct response:
Murder Happened! What Now?
☒ Oh my god, I have to call the authorities!
☒ Get away from me, you psycho!
☒ Sweet criminy, please don't kill me too!
✓ Gosh, that must have been a lot of work! Do you need a hug? Bring it in, sweetie!
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