You pick up an old hammer, and can suddenly control storms, what do you do first?

[Sordid Plebeian]

probably leave it alone, i don't wanna carry a metal hammer during a thunderstorm

 

[KDR_11k]

No idea, probably worry about people finding out about it and blaming me for any weather damage.

Allow you to more adequately control the hammer and not kill yourself with random lightning strikes? (Movie wasn't clear)

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They're apparently mandatory for using Mjölnir due to a construction flaw.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Járngreipr

 

[Rhomega]

Well the hammer let me fly? I want to fill up Lake Mead.

 

[a916]

Figure out how to make money off it...

 

[BossAttack]

Weather Report: Yes, that's right Brian. Today marks the fifth day of non-stop thunderstorms localized entirely around Mar-a-Lago. Scientists and climate experts are perplexed by this recent phenomena. Unfortunately, due to the severity of the storms and the frequency of the lightning strikes, first responder personnel have been unable to check on the status of the occupants of the resort. Back to you, Brian.

 

[AlgusUnderdunk]

I finish nailing up those last shingles blown off in a previous storm.

 

[Qasiel]

Finally get round to putting up those shelves I've been neglecting to do.

 

[TheSkullPrince]

Pay a visit to everyone who does a poll thread and includes "Thor 2 The Dark World" option, Jay and Silent Bob style.

 

[Squarehard]

Immediately sink Mar-A-Lago down the bottom of the ocean.

 

[I am a Bird]

 

[TaySan]

Arizona could use some rain so i will let it do its thing for a while.

 

[OmniGamer]

Localized snowstorm here in PR...I'm pissed I've had to miss the entire winter so far up in NYC

 

[XenIneX]

Immediately hit my thumb.

 

[yyr]

Permanent hurricane over Mar-A-Lago.

 

[Thisisme]

I place a perpetual storm over the Fox News building.

 

[Douche McBaggins The 4th]

Become a billionaire and charge almond farmers up the ass.

 

[IggyChooChoo]

Re-green the Sahara, fill up Lake Chad for starters. Shoot for something like this for North Africa.

African humid period - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Maybe wash out the Salton Sea while I'm at it.

 

[jotun?]

Coordinate with the internet, probably reddit, to see where my powers can best be put to use saving lives, preventing natural disasters, providing water for crops, bringing clean water to communities in need, etc.

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Sounds like...

Spoiler: Superman: A Transitional Power Source

 

[THErest]

I would throw it real hard, but I wouldn't let go of it so that the hammer would carry me soaring through the air, as Physics requires.

 

[Speevy]

Smash Kratos' body through 17 walls until we both fall into the Earth.

 

[Jakenbakin]

Sounds like...

Spoiler: Superman: A Transitional Power Source

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That's awesome! As soon as I said it I started thinking about various superheroes lack of initiative in wider ecological or socioeconomic problems, and this was a hilarious comic along those lines.

 

[SquirrelSr]

Congrats, you are literally a walking weather phenomenon. Now go solve rain and drought issues.

 

[Don Fluffles]

Strike down certain individuals killing the planet, refreeze the ice caps and cause storms in the refineries to prevent operation.

 

[The Real Abed]

I create a non stop unending mile wide downpour centralized directly over Trump's head that will track his position relentlessly and without fail. Then I bring water to places that desperately need it and stop storms that could become natural disasters.

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Yeah. This. And not just Trump. All them fuckers. But especially to places that need it badly.

 

[WarMacheen]

I destroy Mar-a-lago Club in Florida.

Then deal with climate change

 

[deimosmasque]

I would wonder why it wasn't a walking stick.

 

[The Albatross]

Bring precipitation to places that need it and have it rain constantly wherever Donald Trump goes for the rest of his life. The sort of thing where he goes inside and it looks nice out, pleasant, a great day for golf. Let him tee off and then a storm comes in and it just starts downpouring. He retreats to the clubhouse, the storm passes, he comes back out and is about to tee off again and dark clouds begin to roll up.

Every day for the rest of his stupid life.