You know what ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this...

[halcali]

"Gimme your best shot, pal. I can take it."

 

[JediOrderPizza]

What the hell

 

[BossLackey]

Love me some 80s Carpenter/Russell

 

[matrix-cat]

Have you paid your dues, Jack?

Yessir, the cheque is in the mail.

 

[Lord Fanny]

I thought he was dead

 

[JediOrderPizza]

You sleep in your office?

 

[BlueBrand]

Who?

 

[M.J.]

He did give it his best shot
and he did take it.

And lived to tell the tale.

 

[ghoulie]

Who?

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Jack Burton

 

[jwk94]

Why did I think this said Jack Trenton?

 

[ghibli99]

Jack Burton

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Me!

 

[Sign My Guestbook!]

Good old Jack always says...

This isn't the Weekend?

 

[Deleted member 68874]

Best thread on the site.

 

[Deleted member 4852]

It's all in the reflexes - The Porkchop Express

 

[xoxoclvbs]

Oh, a six-demon bag!

 

[halcali]

It's all in the reflexes - The Porkchop Express

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"Heaven and earth, boys. What can I tell ya?"

 

[Zera Bloodwinter]

 

[Sign My Guestbook!]

Now this really pisses me off to no end!!

 

[SnakeBurton745]

What?

Edit: I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.

 

[halcali]

What?

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[MrFox]

That is not water.

 

[dreamstation]

Absolutely love this movie. Escape from New York is great too. Kurt Russell is the man.

 

[Deleted member 2317]

SONOFABITCH MUST PAY

 

[matrix-cat]

Don't panic, it's only me, Gracie Law!

 

[Sordid Plebeian]

It's all in the reflexes

 

[halcali]

It's all in the reflexes

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[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.

 

[Wilf Netherton]

What's in the bag Egg?

 

[halcali]

Don't panic, it's only me, Gracie Law!

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"She can't get enough of me."

 

[spookyduzt]

First goddamn week of 2021.

 

[Doctor Robofinger]

May the wings of liberty never lose a feather

 

[halcali]

You sleep in your office?

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[Phil32]

Was wondering why this wasn't a thread about the original Resident Evil, and then it dawned on me (to be fair, pretty quickly) I was mixing up my Burtons.

 

[Deleted member 2317]

May the wings of liberty never lose a feather

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here's to the army and navy and the battles they have won

 

[Doctor Robofinger]

here's to the army and navy and the battles they have won

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*Burp*

 

[JediOrderPizza]

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[halcali]

I thought he was dead

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"Never can tell."

 

[Sheng Long]

Indeed!!

 

[ThEoRy...]

Have you paid your dues, Jack?

Yessir, the cheque is in the mail.

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[Firebrand]

 

[TechMetalRules]

May the wings of liberty never lose a feather

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I can't believe it took 31. Thanks for posting.

 

[fade]

Who knew he'd become President.

 

[ThereAreFourNaan]

Is there a whole video of this

 

[halcali]

He did give it his best shot
and he did take it.

And lived to tell the tale.

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"Only a dream can kill a dream."

 

[OldBritBloke]

Is there a whole video of this

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Yes, and it's glorious.

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[GroovySnake]

Masterpiece! Had a great outdoor viewing of this over the summer, man it's great. One of the greats.

I recommend The Last Dragon by the way, to anybody who hasn't seen it. Another terrific inspiring wild 80s martial arts adventure.