You have been hired as head of marketing for Nintendo, and they want you to rename the entire portfolio...

[JackOfSomeTrades]

Following the massive successes of the hits "What if Mario but cats" and "What if Pokémon but big", they have deleted all marketing resources and given you a single template:

"What if _____ but _____"

Oh and it's due yesterday, GO!

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

"What if Metroid but exists"

 

[Raide]

What if Nintendo games but on all formats.

 

[LostCauseUnite!]

What if Kid Icarus but action-rpg with elements of TPS?

 

[lexony]

What if Zelda but Link can climb everything?

 

[sorryaboutdresden]

What if we remember about the Virtual Console

 

[JackOfSomeTrades]

What if "what if Mario but cats" but open-world

 

[nampad]

What if Nintendo but Nintendon't.

 

[dedge]

What if Nintendo games library but available for purchase

 

[Redcrayon]

What if Starfox but like Starfox 64

 

[adj_noun]

What if Pikmin but edible

 

[Pearljam and Earl]

"What if Wii U but only one screen at a time?"

 

[Novocaine]

What if Zelda but actually Zelda

 

[OGM_Madness]

What if Skyward Sword but HD?

What if Metroid Prime 4 but you have until March 31st to buy and it's gone forever and we don't make physical copies?

 

[Ryuelli]

What if Breath of the Wild but it had memorable boss battles and themed dungeons?

What if we had From Software make us a game, but it was a return to glory with Lost Kingdoms 3 instead of boring stuff like Dark Souls?

 

[LostCauseUnite!]

What if Pikmin but edible

Click to shrink...

Edible? Like gummies shaped as pikmin?

 

[Pearljam and Earl]

What if Sega but Disney?

 

[JackOfSomeTrades]

"What if Metroid but exists"

Click to shrink...

"What if Wii U but only one screen at a time?"

Click to shrink...

What if Metroid Prime 4 but you have until March 31st to buy and it's gone forever and we don't make physical copies?

Click to shrink...

Promotions all around, Mr Nintendo is very pleased with your efforts

 

[Sonicboomx101]

What if Mario but March 31st 2021

 

[Pearljam and Earl]

What if 3DS but not 3D, but not a DS?

 

[Glimpse_Dog]

What if online infrastructure but not shit.

 

[--R]

What if ERA on weekends but with good threads?

 

[Dannepannepuff]

What if F-Zero but like Need for Speed Underground.

 

[SamAlbro]

"What if Kingdom Hearts but you play as Captain N and all the Disney/FF characters are replaced with Nintendo characters?"

 

[Pearljam and Earl]

What if video games but Willy Wonka?

 

[Tochtli79]

What if NSO but Virtual Console?

 

[WeWereGiants]

What if Fire Emblem but one route

 

[Pearljam and Earl]

What if entertainment system but super?

 

[Tochtli79]

What if Golden Sun but not dead?

 

[WestEgg]

What if Mother 3 but in English?

What if Custom Robo but Switch?

What if Super Mario Party but more levels?

What if F-Zero but online?

What if Kid Icarus Uprising but with a more approachable control scheme?

What if Donkey Kong but with Kremlings again?

What if Kirby but 3D?

 

[Pearljam and Earl]

What if forwards but left?

 

[mnk]

What if Mario & Luigi but it's Wario & Waluigi?

 

[Neoxon]

What if Smash but it actually had a black character?

 

[The Dragon Mask]

What if Nintendo but good online?

 

[Symphony]

What if F-Zero but we actually make them.

 

[Oreiller]

What if Mother 3 but released in the west?

 

[SuzanoSho]

"What if Metroid but exists"

Click to shrink...

What if Zelda but actually Zelda

Click to shrink...

What if ERA on weekends but with good threads?

Click to shrink...

What if Golden Sun but not dead?

Click to shrink...

What if F-Zero but we actually make them.

Click to shrink...

My eyes couldn't be rolling any harder than they are right now...

 

[Deleted member 5491]

What if Paper Mario but RPG

 

[kirby_fox]

What if F-Zero but it's the Fortnite of racing games? You crash you lose the race, free to play. Seasons of game.

 

[LostCauseUnite!]

What if what if?

 

[EvilBoris]

What if F-Zero , but not a mini game for a pack in?

 

[Combichristoffersen]

What if yes but no

What if Eternal Darkness but big-budget port/remake and sequels

 

[dasu]

What if F-Zero but generic 2.5d platformer?

 

[Homura]

What if Galaxy 2 but on Switch?

 

[VAD]

What it Metal Gear Solid but on Switch?
What if F-Zero but it's a new one?

 

[Pancakes R Us]

"What if Metroid but exists"

Click to shrink...

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!

 

[Zan]

What if Wario Land, but Multiplayer?

 

[Deleted member 81119]

What if Starfox but Pixar.

 

[collige]

What if F-Zero, but Online?

 

[Issen]

What if Other M but good