You get every past and future console/video game for free, but you can only eat hot dogs and drink water for the rest of your life.

[Budi]

Nah, I really don't have use for consoles as PC is my platform. So they're just waste of space, especially if I can't get rid of them. I don't spend that much money into games to begin with, I mostly play indies (also bit older games) and there's great deals going on all the time. I already have more games than I can play, no use to increase my backlog with stuff like this.

You could do the same offer with pizza and milk (which is my drink of choice with food) and I still wouldn't take it.

 

[Samemind]

Only consoles? No vr headsets or PC parts?

 

[Red UFO]

I'll eat hot dogs every day but only water is rough. No coffee? No beer? No wine? No Monster Energy Pipeline Punch? No deal.

 

[Red Liquorice]

I'm fine with the water, but only hot dogs? Christ.

 

[TheDutchSlayer]

That will be one short console life.
You will not make it past 3 years on that diet.

 

[_bemusedchunk]

wait…I get to play video games?

 

[The Shape]

I get sick after a single hot dog, imagine eating only that. No, thanks. I'll buy my stuff.

 

[cfer50]

I don't care what forum we are on the yes voters are psychopaths.

 

[Dan Thunder]

Jesus Christ, who's voting yes to this?! Please, for your own sanity find additional interests!

 

[Keiriks]

gime hot dog it's Time to Play

 

[MercuryLS]

The water is cooled hot dog water 😈

 

[Deleted member 9241]

The water is cooled hot dog water 😈

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No. It is still hot.

 

[Kemono]

Nope.

Videogames aren't that expensive.

 

[Xadra]

I would if it wasn't for 4th rule.

#4: You have to keep the consoles and games that you choose. So no flipping them for troll physics profits.

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Though, I still would if I don't have to pay for those hot dogs.

 

[MercuryLS]

No. It is still hot.

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[Diablos]

Absolutely not.

 

[tapedeck]

Easiest No I've ever given to one of these threads.

 

[Efejota]

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The only things I would eat from that picture as is are the bread and the sausage. I dislike a lot of sauces and hate the crunchy texture of uncooked veggies, specially onion. Sounds like an awful deal to see the toppings as the saving grace.

Water, I don't mind. I'd only need to drop milk, and hot dogs have cheese.

Honestly, nowadays I like buying games to support the devs and the kind of games I like even if I don't have the time to play them all just yet, so not being able to support them (or trying to give them money when I'm doing the hot-dog thing already) would feel very conflicting.

Games are my main hobby so if I didn't have to pay for them what would I even do with the money? Expend it on books and other hobbies so I have less time to play with those free games? I guess the only positive aspect of this is that I'd probably order more art commissions to support artists instead of gamedevs.

 

[Tavernade]

Jesus Christ, who's voting yes to this?! Please, for your own sanity find additional interests!

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Hot dogs are tasty and with the money I save on video games I can spend more money on crane games!

 

[archreaper93]

I grew up eating chicken hot dogs and brown rice for dinner probably 5 days a week for 12+ years.

I'll easily take that deal.

 

[Kyrios]

What the hell would your life expectancy even look like if you agreed to this lmao

 

[tok9]

I love games but food is one of the greatest things in life, hell no am I limiting myself to hotdogs

 

[Dragonyeuw]

I don't want every game and console that's ever existed so that's a no for me. I also wouldn't have the time to play everything even if that appealed to me. Hell, in recent years I've been going the opposite route of hoarding games/systems and reduced from like 12-13 systems to 2 getting active use( Switch, 3DS), and a dedicated gaming rig. My Saturn and SNES are packed away.

 

[Lego]

Already got too many dumb games I'll never play.

 

[MinerArcaniner]

No amount of free games is worth giving up BBQ ribs or a good salad.

 

[JustinH]

No amount of free games is worth giving up BBQ ribs or a good salad.

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Dammit.

First I wanted hot dogs, now I want some good-ass ribs...

 

[ChemicalWorld]

Lack of access to Asian cuisine would kill me in the long run. I need Indian/Chinese/Thai/Korean etc in my life because damn that food knows how to explode your taste buds.

Sorry hot dogs just ain't cutting it.

 

[Crashman]

I only drink water as is, but I'm repulse by hotdogs, so no.

 

[Navid]

I'll happily continue paying for my console and games, and continue to enjoy food and drink...

 

[Milennia]

I love hot dogs and I still wouldn't do this, I just don't give a shit about filling my storage areas with useless shit

 

[Yasuke]

Lol this is horrible

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

This saves me less than $1000/year (often much less) while ruining my life.

 

[Comet]

IT SAYS THAT VEGAN OPTIONS ARE ALLOWED IN THE OP!!!

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Aw damn, I perused the post a bit too quickly

 

[-Tetsuo-]

 

[DrScruffleton]

Hot dogs I could maybe do. But I hate water

 

[{Marvelous}]

No chips or fries though that's brutal.

 

[nextgeneration]

I think what would make for a much more interesting poll is to replace hot dogs with your favorite food. So, if your favorite food is pizza, would you then say yes? So, it would be whatever your favorite food is - pho, ramen, cheeseburger, etc.