You enter Walmart and upon entering you see a massive wall of MOUNTAIN DEW MAJOR MELON. How many cases do you put in your cart?

[Rosebud]

None... if I'm drinking Soda, it's one of these:

 

[The Watcher]

That'll be a no for me. Every Mt. Dew flavor I've tried have that same weird after-taste that I just can't stand.

 

[Ashhong]

Still waiting for them to bring back more Cream Soda Dr Pepper.

 

[PandaShake]

I had my first case of diet dr. pepper cream soda last year and was the most delicious soda, topping my favorite coke zero. I never saw it in stock again.

 

[TolerLive]

Still waiting for them to bring back more Cream Soda Dr Pepper.

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This was the most holy creation on all of planet earth. My life will not be complete until it returns.

 

[sensui-tomo]

Still waiting for them to bring back more Cream Soda Dr Pepper.

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This was the most holy creation on all of planet earth. My life will not be complete until it returns.

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I feel bad for you guys. My local kroger has a ton of these things still left (12 packs that is, dont think they have 2Ls).

 

[take_marsh]

Looks like somebody needs an inquisition!

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This got me a damn good laugh.

 

[davidnolan13]

0 the smell of watermelon literally makes me gag.

 

[Zarshack]

None thanks, snarky comment about diabetes.

 

[Xterrian]

Only if I can find the non-zero sugar version.

Btw does anyone know if they make blue Fanta anymore? That's my number one soda but I haven't seen it in my area (Pennsylvania) for years. :(

 

[nogoodnamesleft]

melon anything is gross

 

[Firebrand]

0. Never had Mtn Dew but I hate melon, so.

 

[Lebon30]

I'm a diet pepsi guy (Even though I haven't touched soft drinks in a while). So, none.

 

[maximumzero]

I can't bring myself to drink soda anymore. All I can ever think about is the sugar content and it rotting the teeth out of my skull.

 

[Ashhong]

This was the most holy creation on all of planet earth. My life will not be complete until it returns.

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I bought out my Target when it came out. I have about 1.5 packs left and am savoring them like no tomorrow. I'm also sadly out of Orange Vanilla Coke. Delicious.

 

[sven]

The only alternate flavor I like is Code Red. So I might try a bottle but chances are I wouldn't like it.

 

[sensui-tomo]

Only if I can find the non-zero sugar version.

Btw does anyone know if they make blue Fanta anymore? That's my number one soda but I haven't seen it in my area (Pennsylvania) for years. :(

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Is that like the berry flavor? if so i've seen it in dollar generals and some walmarts in the detroit area/ Michigan.
Edit: Just googled what it looked like, yeah I can say without a doubt i've seen that drink in stores.

 

[Trouble]

Simply Watermelon makes for better mimosas, so I'd hit the refer and grab some of those.

 

[BlueTsunami]

The last time I drank mountain dew it tasted like pine sol. I don't know how people pound this shit.

 

[Stop It]

What say you?

Spoiler

I got 6.

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I too would make a tower of Dew.

Especially as that flavour of course isn't available in the UK so would need to stock up for a few years!

 

[indask8]

MELON ?

 

[Xterrian]

Is that like the berry flavor? if so i've seen it in dollar generals and some walmarts in the detroit area/ Michigan.
Edit: Just googled what it looked like, yeah I can say without a doubt i've seen that drink in stores.

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I need a way to get out there and just buy a year's worth. Everytime I'm in the soda isle and I see fanta, I loathe the grape, orange, pineapple, and sometimes pina colada flavors I see. Immeasurable disappointment and injustice where those flavors are readily available and not the g.o.a.t.

 

[Vex]

I drink drink soda. 👀. That stuff's poison. I put enough garbo in my body as is.

 

[Trisc]

I don't shop at Walmart, and I don't drink soda. However, I'd totally try a can, just to see how it is.

 

[Lulu]

There's not even a Walmart here.

 

[Brinbe]

Def not this flavor

 

[Nilou]

Zero because they never make diet versions of any of the good flavors or limited edition flavors 😢

 

[julia crawford]

MELON ?

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wow is that Façade? i miss that game

 

[pikachief]

Are these only in zero sugar? Once I grabbed a zero sugar mnt dew at a gas station and took a big swig cuz I love mtn dew and had to pull over to spit it out. Was possibly one of the worst things ive ever drank.

If I found a case of non-zero sugar id definitely try it.

 

[Clefargle]

Gimme live wire or gimme death

 

[Fat4all]

this regular version is weak as fuck

tastes like Mountain Dew with an aroma of fake watermelon

I bet the Zero version tastes better than the regular, probably stronger Melon notes

 

[EYEL1NER]

I've only seen one twelve pack of the Zero Sugar Major Melon, so I bought it. I'd have a lot more of it right now if they had more at the store.

 

[Poison Jam]

Snarky post right here. Mnt Dew is one of the few (non-alcoholic) drinks that made me feel physically ill.

So none.

 

[RetroMG]

I love soda but Mountain Dew has never really done it for me. 0 cases.

 

[Bus-TEE]

Major Melon sounds like a role Shannon Tweed would play in a Call Of Duty film.

Guys?

Am I right?

Guys?

 

[Deleted member 9584]

I will not do the dew. I have T1D.

 

[so1337]

No thanks. I ain't about to die o' beaties.

 

[touchfuzzy]

Man America is wild. We have like three flavours of Mountain Dew in Canada, ever.

 

[TAJ]

I'm a diet pepsi guy (Even though I haven't touched soft drinks in a while). So, none.

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There's a picture of 20 cases of diet on the first page.

 

[Herne]

Mountain Dew isn't a thing over here. I saw it once in a shop up in the city - the only place I saw it - and tried it. Yuck. Not for me.

So even if there was a Walmart to walk into in Ireland, zero cases.

 

[Kromeo]

We don't get it in this country anyway but in my experience melon flavoured drinks have always been horrible

 

[Bigwombat]

I like that you balance it out with diet Pepsi.

I would be willing to try this flavor. But just one can first not a case

 

[The Bookerman]

What say you?

Spoiler

I got 6.

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Dan Ryckert is this you?

 

[Lebon30]

There's a picture of 20 cases of diet on the first page.

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I found Mountain Dew Melon, not Diet Pepsi.

 

[Draper]

I'm a gamer. A real gamer.

But fuck Mountain Dew. And also Fuck Doritos.

Doritos Pope is not my messiah.

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Ah, so you're a fake gamer

 

[loob]

That doesn't even sound half good.

 

[daveo42]

I might get a bottle or can of the stuff when I can find a loose one, but I'm good at not drinking a bottle of sugar.

 

[Euler007]

I've had maybe 5 cans of soft drinks in the last three years. Maybe less. So zero. Snarky comment about diabetes.

 

[Sanguine]

0, Dr. Pepper is the only soda I drink (and maybe some Ginger Ale for the days I have an upset stomach).

 

[rjinaz]

why do people keep talking about diabetes when this is a zero sugar soda?

People just wanting to sound superior to others I guess.