you could've just walked away

[Fat4all]

god dammit, johnny

why did have to come to this

you were given an out, you SHOULD HAVE TAKEN IT

now it's come to this...

WE WERE BROTHERS

BROTHERS

you broke my heart, Johnny

you knew they'd send me, you KNEW they'd be forced to send me

maybe you hoped I would refuse

BUT THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS

IF IT AIN'T YOU, THEN IT'S ME

*BANG*

Johnny...

*weaps*

you... could've just... walked away...

 

[Like the hat?]

Am I the only one who finds these particular stock photos absolutely depressing and not funny

 

[Strafer]

at least the kid has trigger discipline

 

[Ryutaryi]

Monday ERA is some good shit.

 

[Fat4all]

Am I the only one who finds these particular stock photos absolutely depressing and not funny

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[sfedai0]

Um, kid holding a gun looking scared. What is funny about this?

 

[Liyfda]

This is very good. Thank you

 

[Sai]

please just be fucking normal

 

[reKon]

why is this a stock photo?

 

[Listai]

I thought this would make me laugh, but it just made me sad instead.

 

[Lonestar]

 

[Coyote Starrk]

Classic Johnny

 

[Fat4all]

why is this a stock photo?

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[Trevelyan]

What a fucking great book and movie.

 

[Darryl M R]

What do you have to tell a child to do, in order to capture these emotions?

 

[thewienke]

"More watermarks"

"I said more watermarks!"

 

[blame space]

kid is a legend and probably doesn't even remember the shoot

 

[Blue Skies]

How much that kids parents get paid for that

 

[NESpowerhouse]

 

[Listai]

What do you have to tell a child to do, in order to capture these emotions?

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That's what I found oddly depressing about the images. I kept thinking what did they tell this poor kid to elicit this reaction.

 

[Pbae]

"DON'T MAKE ME DO IT FAT4ALL! I HAVE A NEW FAM NOW AND I AIN'T GOING BACK TO THAT FUCKING SQUALOR!"

 

[Fat4all]

*snip*

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[Luxorek]

Those particular kid with a gun images always crack me up. Especially paired with this text.

 

[y2kyle89]

 

[DarkSora]

Can we make this the "Most hilarious stock photo" thread?

These pics are incredible, lol.

 

[Rad Bandolar]

The hammer is pulled back in those pictures. Fucking strange.

 

[NESpowerhouse]

*snip*

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Never bring a gun to a sword fight

 

[Kensation]

 

[Fat4all]

Can we make this the "Most hilarious stock photo" thread?

These pics are incredible, lol.

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[Sordid Plebeian]

*At hospital* I'm sorry Johnny, but you weren't supposed to survive your wounds. Guess I'll have to finish the job. *Cocks shotgun*

 

[FormatCompatible]

 

[Sanjuro]

 

[Darryl M R]

That's what I found oddly depressing about the images. I kept thinking what did they tell this poor kid to elicit this reaction.

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Probably this energy but with Will Smith

 

[Adulfzen]

 

[julia crawford]

what did i do

 

[Anatole]

Thread title is exactly how I feel every time I post

 

[PJV3]

I find it mildly amusing, this country doesn't have a gun problem which might help.

 

[lmcfigs]

 

[Commedieu]

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did i just watch someone fucking die?

 

[Kensation]

 

[Richter1887]

 

[Ramala]

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OMG that can't be real.

 

[N64Controller]

What do you have to tell a child to do, in order to capture these emotions?

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I mean it's a child. Just tell him he won't get dessert or that you dumped his toy in the trash

 

[Mackenzie]

This is hilarious!

Spoiler

unitl the inevitable next shooting incident in the USA

 

[Prolepro]

i remember this encounter at the end of Deus Ex: Human Revolution

 

[Deleted member 17990]

I wish I had walked away from meeting my ex had I known what was going to happen

 

[Fat4all]

did i just watch someone fucking die?

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[HStallion]

 

[take_marsh]

That kid better have gotten a sodapop after what appears to be a very upsetting photo shoot.

 

[Deleted member 71]

this thread is gold holy shit