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Would you kill baby Hitler?

  • I would kill Hitler and take a chance

    Votes: 372 37.4%
  • I wouldn't want to disturb the past with the possibility of making the outcome worse

    Votes: 622 62.6%

  • Total voters
    994

PJV3

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Oct 25, 2017
25,676
London
I can travel back in time? I'm giving all the goddamn smoke to the whole future Nazi regime. Hitler, Mengele, Goebbels, Himmler, Kramer, and all the rest of those monsters. On my way back, I'm taking out Stalin too. And Chairman Mao.

You think I'm going to let a bunch of time travel fiction scare me off? Naw. This whole "but someone just as bad will replace him!" sounds like some divine destiny bullshit and that doesn't gel with me.

Besides, if I return to the future and it's fucked up, I'll just go back in time and kill myself. EZ.

Just kill the German industrialists who thought they could control the far right to defeat the socialists. I still think the only way to avoid what happened would be either avoiding WW1 or inflicting an actual heavy defeat instead of the armistice.
 
Oct 28, 2017
4,310
Germany
There's a higher chance of Jessica Alba sitting on my face RIGHT NOW than any of you internet tough guys being capable of killing a fucking baby.
 

y2dvd

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Nov 14, 2017
2,481
If killing a baby in the past may prevent the Holocaust from happening then it should be that other methods besides killing could also work.
 
Nov 30, 2017
2,750
It wouldn't affect anything other than creating another universe without hitler that you wouldn't be a part of in the first place unless you are able to travel between universes as well however it wouldn't be your universe and you would just have memories of your own universe. So basically you wouldn't exist in that new universe other than as a inter-universe traveller.

And if you returned to your own universe nothing would be different since you would always exist in the universe where Hitler was apart of that history.
 

Catshade

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Oct 26, 2017
2,198
I'd go back further in time and prevent the assassination of Franz Ferdinand. The modern band also not existing in this alternate timeline is a nice bonus.
 

Serebii

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Oct 24, 2017
13,118
For me it'd create a paradox.

If I were to stop that, then I myself would never exist (arguably anyone born after 1945 in Europe wouldn't) as my grandparents met when my grandfather was stationed in Belgium during the war.

So, if I were to go back and stop Hitler, then I myself would not exist in order to go back and stop Hitler which means nobody would stop Hitler, which would result in the timeline going forward as it has done which would result in my creation which would then lead to me going back in time, and so forth..

Of course this is contingent on the single timeline theory.
 
Oct 25, 2017
2,635
Would you stop at Hitler? How about all the other despots and dictators with massive bodycounts? You'll also probably need to deal with all the new atrocities
that pop up in your altered timeline. Without the lessons of WWII you'll probably be seeing quite a bit of shit going down.
 

MajorBritten

Banned
Nov 2, 2017
1,080
People arent born evil, if you went back in time and killed Hitler when he was a baby then you would be murdering an innocent child that has done nothing wrong up until that point. Wouldn't it be better to influence his choices and prevent him from becoming the monster he became?
 

BADMAN

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Oct 25, 2017
2,887
I'd travel back in time and make sure that Germany won World War 1.

Bam, now you don't have to kill a baby.
 

Deleted member 31104

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Nov 5, 2017
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It'd be easier to go back to 1913 and delay the train schedules for a couple of months.
Things were moving in the direction of independence, but WWII greatly accelerated this. For example, in 1935 the Government of India act granted an increased degree of autonomy in India, and this called for Provincial elections in 1937 in which pro-independence Indian National Congress won a majority of seats. Independence was very popular and being granted some degree of autonomy hadn't cooled a desire for complete independence.

I could plausibly see independence taking one or more decades longer than the OG timeline without the war really supercharging the desire for independence and putting the British in a position where they really couldn't refuse.



My read on Stalin is that he was first and foremost an opportunist, and he acted carefully in the international arena. Without the Germans taking so much heat and keeping the British paralyzed, it's difficult to imagine them invading Finland or Poland for example as they did in real life.

It's hard to know if some alternative opportunities might come up to facilitate Soviet expansion.



This one's very tricky. It was a project of such vast scale I could see it taking far, far longer to build without the war. Considering how expensive it was and how badly the German program went historically, these are the kinds of things that could be easily cancelled without any government willing to truly give them the resources they needed to pull it off.

Indian Independence taking a couple of more decades would have probably been a good thing in totality. The actual move to independence was very rushed primarily because the British didn't care had other things on their minds.
 

Deleted member 2328

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Oct 25, 2017
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No because a "baby Hitler" would still eventually appear or a World War would still occur but at an age where technology would be far more advanced but with none of the lessons from WW2. The lessons that we got from WW2 meant that even though we still had and have conflict, it's infinitely more constrained by comparison. I would rather have WW2 happen when it did than in an alternative "future" where the consequences would have been much worse.
 

Corncob

Prophet of Truth
The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
4,574
UK
It I could somehow know that it wouldn't make things worse or fuck up the current timeline then totally. I'd also kill baby Rupert Murdoch.
 

MarioW

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Nov 5, 2017
1,155
New Zealand
It's exactly as I stated. Changing billions of people by changing the timeline simply doesn't qualify as murdering billions of people, because a very similar number of people would exist in the changed timeline. In fact, there would be more people, since you would have saved lives in the Holocaust, so arguably it is committing mass murder to NOT do it.

What does the total number of people existing afterwards have to do anything? You are trading the lives of one set of innocent people and their descendants for another. What is the justification for snuffing out the existence of one group of innocents for another? Rationalizing this by looking at "total head count" seems an overly simplistic way to approach the problem. How do you even start to decide what is fair?

Why even stop at Hitler? Why not go back to stop the Armenian Genocide, Irish Genocide, Mongol Genocide, etc? There is always going to be a group of persecuted people killed unfairly further back, and every time you go further back, you wipe out (ever more) the existences of those born after. How far back do you go? Which genocide deserves to be undone more? And how many existences of people born since are you willing to erase in exchange?


The crime has already happened, actually. The question is whether you think it would be acceptable to unwind the commission of a crime as part of its punishment.

If "the crime has already happened" then the lives of those who wouldn't have lived because of the Holocaust (likely the majority of people born since it) have also lived lives that have "already happened". You are basically admitting this path would end the existence of billions of people that "already happened".
 

GMM

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Oct 27, 2017
5,481
If you killed Hitler the future would look probably very different, but not necessarily in ways that would be better. Hitler was just a catalyst in a world in unrest, for all we know the chain of events could have been very different had some else risen to the power Hitler had.

The fall of Hitler was his ego and massively overreaching his army's combat capabilities, he could have settled for a massive nation had he been able to make arrangements with Russia. Now imagine someone who was more composed and willing to play long term, that would be frightening.
 

Rassilon

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Oct 27, 2017
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Protome

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Oct 27, 2017
15,677
If you killed Hitler you might prevent WW2 and the Holocaust, true. But also you'd prevent the reunification projects across Europe in the aftermath.

What I'm saying is is if you kill Hitler you kill Eurovision and is that a sacrifice you're willing to make?
 

LinkStrikesBack

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Oct 27, 2017
16,350
Honestly, no. It mostly worked out in the end, although I'd have to severely apologise to the Jewish population for that line of thought. I expect someone else would do what Hitler did if he didn't, and it might not work out in the end, including causing the formation of what is now the EU, which is an incredibly important peace treaty I wouldn't want to cause to not exist.

If I'm going on a time traveling murder spree though, I do have to wonder if Nigel Farage didn't survive that helicopter crash if things would be going so badly for the UK regarding remaining in the EU...
 

Geoff

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Oct 27, 2017
7,115
Nope.

What if another person takes the Hitler role but is a better commander and wins the war?
What if the war never happens but neither does the peace between Europe, Russia and the US and colonialism still reigns?
Whatever happens, the effect of taking out such an important figure will surely change everything else subsequent which means everything and everyone you know, yourself, your kids etc. Or it won't, in which case all you have achieved is the the murder of a baby.
 

Patapuf

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Oct 26, 2017
6,408
Nope.

Not because i think it's wrong (though there's good arguments to support that) but i don't think i could bring myself to kill a baby. Even Hitler.
 

The Unsent

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Oct 25, 2017
19,425
Are people seriously voting yes? Your family might never exist or your loved ones, I might consider it if it just created an alternate reality for the victims to live it and even then I don't think I could kill a baby.
 

eXistor

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Oct 27, 2017
12,274
Being incredibly selfish: I know what my situation is right now and it's pretty good. Removing Hitler from history screws with the timeline in ways nobody can predict. Maybe it's better, maybe it's worse, who knows? I don't want to give up the known for the unknown.
 

n00bs7ay3r

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Aug 21, 2018
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Are people seriously voting yes? Your family might never exist or your loved ones, I might consider it if it just created an alternate reality for the victims to live it and even then I don't think I could kill a baby.
You know what the holocaust was right? and the suffering people endured during it. Yeah I would sacrifice my own and others lives to prevent that. Honestly this thread is shockingly pro-Hitler.
 

dapperbandit

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Oct 30, 2017
1,162
Fascism as a militant right wing alternative to communism was already a growing phenomenon by then, it didn't necessarily need one individual to take off in Germany or other countries. NSDAP was something Hitler co-opted, not created after all.

I think what a lot of people haven't considered is that the events of WW2 and the Holocaust have of course permanently poisoned Fascism/Nazism as ideologies. But without Hitler, without the fanatical anti-semitism and the insane gambles Hitler took as a leader those events may not have occurred. And if they did not, people would likely feel no shame to talk about being Fascist because you might as well be talking to a monarchist or an anarchist or whatever.

In fact, without Hitler, Fascism may well have ended up flourishing rather than being a short lived phenomenon. As a natural enemy to communism, anxious capitalists in Western Europe would likely have championed its rise as a necessary bulwark to combat the spread of communism. Pre war this is what many people thought of Hitler but also admired in Mussolini.
 

Deleted member 60096

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Morally I'd be okay with it but I wouldn't actually do it. There's no real point besides personal satisfaction, Hitler alone did not create Nazism, not is he the sole reason they lost the war so his death would neither stop the Nazis initial rise nor prevent them losing the war. All that would be achieved is butterfly effecting the majority of the current population into different people entirely
 

The Unsent

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Oct 25, 2017
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You know what the holocaust was right? and the suffering people endured during it. Yeah I would sacrifice my own and others lives to prevent that. Honestly this thread is shockingly pro-Hitler.
Sorry we're only human. Would you consult with your family before hand and still make the choice, even if they were afraid of the consequences of them never existing and their partners?
 
Nov 30, 2017
2,750
Ok so here is a hypothetical. Let's say you go back in time, eliminate baby Hitler, then travel back forward in time to 2020 only to discover the world is an apocalypse. Like scorched earth, civilization no longer exists, nuclear winter levels of fucked up. Do you then have to go back in time again and make sure Hitler lives?

How about if you go back kill hitler and the apocalypse destroys your time machine, can you go back?

What if killing Hitler prevents the creation of a time machine? Would you have travelled back in time to kill Hitler if a time machine didn't exist to send you back in time to kill Hitler?
 

The Unsent

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Oct 25, 2017
19,425
Avengers Endgame tries to have its cake and eat it too.

Removing an object from the past would create a past where there is no object.

If you returned to the past when you took the object, the object is either there, in which case what's the point, or it's gone, in which case your presence is doing the time-altering thing you specifically said could not happen.

If there is a timeline where there is an object, there must necessarily be a timeline where there isn't an object, and who is to say which one is correct? There might as well be 14 million Thanoses portaling through time for all the sense it makes.
If you never exist and you killed Hitler, there's a chance you could rip a time paradox and it would cause more damage, potentially destroying existence, than world war 2 ever did. We don't really know what the rules are. Doctor Who called it Time Lord Victorious, like you're too selfish to care about the consequences of messing with time as long as saving some people makes you feel like you're right.
 

Jegriva

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Sep 23, 2019
5,519
Without WW2 no ONU, no EU, no UNICEF, no UNHCR.

I would tried to stop the killing of other people. MLK and Julius Caesar (he was planning to invade Parthia), for example.

But I would probably use my time machine for time tourism. Watching extinct animals, visiting Reinassaince Florence, ancient Athens, etc...

I'm not killing a baby. Raising baby Hitler? Probably, yeah.
That's a great hook for a story.
 

The Unsent

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Oct 25, 2017
19,425
How the fuck could it be worse than the casualties of world war 2? Namely all the concentration camps and those 2 nukes? Because I have the blood of one moustached baby named Adolf on my hands? I'd make that sacrifice every day
If your grandparents never meet and you kill baby Hitler, the time paradox could destroy the whole universe. Trust me, I'm a time lord.
 

shaneo632

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Oct 29, 2017
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Hell no. There's a strong chance you'd end up unmaking yourself or those around you. Killing Hitler would fundamentally change the world and make it quite possible that the chain of causation leading to your birth never actually happens.
 

malus

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Oct 30, 2017
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If you go back in time to change something and there's no time traveler there to stop you, how bad could it really be?
 

The Unsent

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Oct 25, 2017
19,425
There are a lot of positions you could take on this and argue reasonably, but, to be clear, "I would not prevent the Holocaust using time travel because it might negatively impact me personally" is one of the only actually indefensible ones
That's one way to look at it but I wouldn't want to make a choice just by my self, where billions of people could disappear or are replaced because of it. I have to be selfish and refuse the call. How much would you think of yourself that you deserve to make that call?
 

caliph95

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Oct 25, 2017
35,160
I would agree with other people with the condition Germany was at the time there would like be another Hitler
 

PHOENIXZERO

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Oct 29, 2017
12,072
You're creating an alternate timeline and it doesn't ultimately matter to your prime timeline that you now can't get back to and if you can then again, pointless. Anything else is a mine field of potential paradoxes.
 

Artdayne

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Nov 7, 2017
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Germany could have just kept him in prison after he tried to overthrow the government rather than releasing him 1 year later. Maybe they could have used the fact that he was writing Mein Kampf while he was in there might have clued them in too that this guy is too dangerous to let out. Maybe capital owners shouldn't have pressured Hindenberg to hire him on to some elevated position even after losing an election.
 
Oct 27, 2017
1,132
No. It would create a completely unknown different world. Probably far less developed than now. And with a totally different set of people.
 

The Unsent

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Oct 25, 2017
19,425
Including, most importantly, your own. Which leads to some weird paradox (apparently called grandfather paradox). This seems to call this thread's scenario and the theoretical possibility of time travel as a whole (so long as it includes changing the past and consequently the present, at least) into question.
I think if someone gave you a time machine and offer to kill a baby Hiltler, they're probably a comic book villain, and was aware you're going to create a paradox that will destroy us all, and then he'll monologue to superman how it was actually humanity's arrogance and choice to kill a baby and he merely gave them the tools.