Would you rather have a Krusty Burger or a Krabby Patty?

[ClickyCal']

You only get to have one and never try the other. What do you pick?

 

[Beef Supreme]

I've had a Krusty Burger at Universal Orlando. Does that count?

 

[Dyle]

The Krabby Patty sounds like a lot of hoopla but I'd pick it anyway

 

[5taquitos]

The Krabby Patty is made by the most dedicated fry cook of all time.

The Krusty Burger is liable to put you in a hospital.

 

[Deleted member 13496]

Krusty Burgers are meant to be trash. Krusty is cheap as shit and ain't springing for anything decent. Probably made from gym mats or old newspaper.

The Krabby Patty is like the most famous burger in the world, or at least Bikini Bottom. People go crazy for em.

 

[Joe]

The problem with a Krabby Patty is it's just gonna go straight to your thighs.

 

[TheLastOfPizzaCrUSt]

 

[Herne]

Krusty's products are usually very untrustworthy, so not that.

 

[Pein]

Plankton has dedicated his life because it tastes so good, squidward destroyed his body binging Krabby patty's, Neptune himself bowed to spongebobs amazing krabby patty.

Krusty burger is trash In comparison garbage 🗑.

 

[Deleted member 4461]

What kind of choice is this? Krabby patties make people break out into song, become addicts, or dedicate every day of their lives to getting the recipe

THAT ONE

 

[echoshifting]

The problem with a Krabby Patty is it's just gonna go straight to your thighs.

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Yeah
Krusty aims for the heart

 

[Jarrod38]

What about a Pretty Patty?

 

[maruchan]

Ribwich is the only answer.

 

[Ferrio]

Krabby patty is seafood, no thanks.

 

[SasaBassa]

I'm taking any variation of Bob's instead, then a Krabby Patty, then a burger by someone's 7 year old nephew or niece (kids can't cook except those warlocks on MasterChef Jr), THEN a krusty burger.

 

[Mechaplum]

As a principle, I don't trust clowns.

 

[Biggersmaller]

ok - you put Bob's Burgers on there. The man commits to the burger of day and a prioritizes quality. The others are fast food.

 

[Deleted member 13496]

I changed my mind to Ninja Turtles pizza.

 

[Deleted member 2210]

Krabby patty by far.

 

[Cokomon]

The Krabby Party probably tastes like saltwater and smells like low tide.

 

[Yuli Ban]

"Bob's Burgers"
Right, so Krabby Patties then? AKA, burgers, made by 'Bob.

 

[Deleted member 17990]

Bob's burgers all the way

 

[Doggg]

Got to have that steamed ham.

 

[TaterTots]

Spongebob takes place underwater, right? So that would be a soaking wet burger. No thanks. I'll take 1 of the other 2.

 

[Neece]

Honker Burger.

 

[TaySan]

Bobs Burger
Krabby Patty is probably one soggy ass burger lol

 

[Omanisat]

The Simpsons goes out of it's way to hammer home the fact that the Krusty burger is trash.

 

[My Blue Heaven]

krusty burger is implied to be a crappy mcdonalds-tier burger so it's the krabby patty baby

 

[Hours Left]

Krabby Patty

Sponge Bob actually takes pride in making the burgers.

 

[AnansiThePersona]

Wouldn't a Krabby Patty be soggy tho?

 

[Culex]

If we set aside reality, Crabby Patty EVERY SINGLE DAY. Spongebob is pure dedication to his craft, and you know that burger was made with love.

 

[Thorn]

If we set aside reality, Crabby Patty EVERY SINGLE DAY. Spongebob is pure dedication to his craft, and you know that burger was made with love.

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This, he was made a GOD for it!

 

[Deleted member 4461]

Spongebob takes place underwater, right? So that would be a soaking wet burger. No thanks. I'll take 1 of the other 2.

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Bobs Burger
Krabby Patty is probably one soggy ass burger lol

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Wouldn't a Krabby Patty be soggy tho?

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That is not how any of this works

Any of it

 

[Deleted member 22630]

Give me the Krab Burger!

 

[UrbanDandy]

The way the Krusty Burger is marketed, why would I?

 

[The Artisan]

There was a real life replica of the Krusty Krab in Palestine. I'm pretty sure it's taken down though.

 

[grand]

Krusty Burger are well known to be terrible. Also it's just McDonald's

Krabby Patties must be super soggy

Bob's Burgers are an artisan burger that everyone can enjoy

 

[Deleted member 5260]

You guys forget People Order Our Patties???

POOP, guys POOP!

 

[Calamari41]

Everybody in-universe loves Krabby Patties, meanwhile Krusty himself gags when just a little bit of Krusty Burger juice goes down his throat. Also, the special sauce is mayo that's been left out in the sun. The answer is clear.

 

[grand]

That is not how any of this works

Any of it

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In spongebob land, anything is possible until someone gets meta and points out the logical inconsistency. Since people have been complaining about the soggy parties, ALL Krabby Patties are now soggy.

I'm sorry, but that's cartoon law

 

[Princess Viola]

Mr Krabs himself might be an uber cheapskate who cares more about making money than anything else but he also (usually) cares about the actual quality of the Krabby Patty (I still remember the episode where he sold the Krusty Krab and found out the new owners were just making Krabby Patties out of goop on a conveyor belt and he was pissed because you're supposed to make them by hand) and we all know SpongeBob puts the damnedest amount of love and care in each one he makes for the customers.

 

[Deleted member 4461]

In spongebob land, anything is possible until someone gets meta and points out the logical inconsistency. Since people have been complaining about the soggy parties, ALL Krabby Patties are now soggy.

I'm sorry, but that's cartoon law

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True, true... but COUNTERPOINT

 

[Deleted member 36578]

You're all gonna eat a burger under the sea? Gross.

 

[Tanerian]

The one that's made out of cow, or at least has a % of it that is cow.
Seafood is gross.

 

[GulAtiCa]

I've eaten a Krusty Burger. It's delicious.

At Universal Studios

 

[Piggus]

You're all gonna eat a burger under the sea? Gross.

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Lol was gonna say this. Looks nice in the pics but it's literally submerged in salt water.

 

[LilWayneSuckz]

Assuming the Krabby Patty wasn't wet, then the Krabby Patty.

The Krusty Burger is most likely made of recycled materials and missing residents of Springfield.

 

[Crossing Eden]

Plankton has dedicated his life because it tastes so good, squidward destroyed his body binging Krabby patty's, Neptune himself bowed to spongebobs amazing krabby patty.

Krusty burger is trash In comparison garbage 🗑.

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True....BUT

 

[Buckle]

Krusty Burger.

Atleast I know its human food.

 

[FakePlasticTree]

I hear at McDonalds they don't call them Krusty Burger but Quarter Pounder