Would you accept a pardon from President Trump?

[Septimus Prime]

In this scenario, let's imagine the President is a stupid fucking moron who has no idea wtf he's doing.

Anyway, he somehow sees your name on a list or something and is all, "That guy. Great guy. He's a tremendous guy," and then offers you a presidential pardon for any federal crime you may have committed or may commit (because that's how these things actually work, for some reason).

And that's it. No additional catch other than however you feel about taking a pardon from him.

Do you take it?

EDIT: You are not already in prison. It would be for literally you, as you are right now. I guess you could possibly be posting from prison or exile or something.

 

[KeyBladerXIII]

Sure, and then i go on camera with the news and give him a "fuck you"

 

[MisterSnrub]

Does it mean I get to meet him face-to-face? I'll take any opportunity to spit on his stupid red tie and call him a cunt.

 

[PersonAndStuff]

Sure, and then i go on camera with the news and give him a "fuck you"

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Bingo.

 

[CONCHOBAR]

Doesn't a pardon imply guilt, since you're being pardoned for the crime rather than maintaining your innocence of it? Sounds like some kind of trap to me.

 

[xxracerxx]

The no votes are crazy.

 

[Raccoon]

I mean, yeah?

what am I gonna do, go to federal prison for my principles??

 

[EvilChameleon]

What are my crimes? Am I currently in jail?

 

[carlsojo]

Doesn't a pardon imply guilt, since you're being pardoned for the crime rather than maintaining your innocence of it? Sounds like some kind of trap to me.

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No. To be pardoned you would have to have already been found guilty in court.

 

[Mekanos]

What crime did I commit?

 

[jml]

If the alternative is wasting away spending most of the rest of my life in prison, yeah

 

[ItIsOkBro]

I'd take a pardon from the worst person in history if it meant attaining my freedom.

 

[Heromanz]

Why would I not take it ? To owned trump while rotting in jail?

 

[Smurf]

ofc, i'm not stupid

 

[Deleted member 36578]

If he handed me 1 million dollars I'd take it too. Pardons. Cars. I'll put better use it all.

 

[TreeMePls]

"Go to jail to own the Cons"

 

[MetalGearZed]

The criminal justice system is already fucked. hell yeah I'm taking it, even if I did the crime.

 

[NegroNinja]

Anyone saying no is stupid tbh.

 

[Lump]

If I have received a Trump pardon, then the odds are overwhelming that I've been an absolute garbage human being.

 

[Einchy]

5 liars.

 

[MisterSnrub]

Everyone in this thread better remember to call him a worthless bellend after accepting the pardon.

 

[III-V]

Of course.

 

[MIMIC]

No. I would rather die in jail than let Trump think he did anything for me

LOL, of course I'd take it.

 

[Elegant Weapon]

What are my crimes? Am I currently in jail?

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right?

In this imaginary scenario, I'd rather develop a super ability named Stone Free and bust myself out of prison

 

[Deleted member 4367]

Yeah I'd even buy him McDonald's as a thank you.

 

[Toxi]

If you hate Trump, it's better to take the pardon and shit on Trump outside the walls of prison.

 

[Welfare]

Yes

And I'd do it again

 

[Bilb Ono]

wtf of course

 

[Septimus Prime]

Doesn't a pardon imply guilt, since you're being pardoned for the crime rather than maintaining your innocence of it? Sounds like some kind of trap to me.

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No. You can be pardoned for unspecified crimes. That's actually what Nixon was pardoned for.

No. To be pardoned you would have to have already been found guilty in court.

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You don't even have to be indicted to be pardoned.

 

[Cenauru]

No strings attached? Get a free "fuck you" to the president's face AND a free get out of jail card from corrupt cops?

Who wouldn't accept this?

 

[Doc Laserstein]

Of course.

 

[carlsojo]

No. You can be pardoned for unspecified crimes. That's actually what Nixon was pardoned for.


You don't even have to be indicted to be pardoned.

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Sorry I'm not an expert in CRIME, criminal mastermind Septimus Prime.

 

[echoshifting]

"Go to jail to own the Cons"

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Basically what this is asking lol

 

[Van Bur3n]

Thanks for the get out of jail free card, orange trash. And then I'd just skip down the street.

 

[Atom Heart Mother]

i mean hey if its a pardon its a pardon

 

[CONCHOBAR]

No. You can be pardoned for unspecified crimes. That's actually what Nixon was pardoned for.


You don't even have to be indicted to be pardoned.

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I'm talking more about the court of public opinion rather than the court of law, though I get what you're saying.

 

[Musubi]

A get out of jail free card is a get out of jail free card. Like yes absolutely.

 

[RedMercury]

Of course, you can do more work outside than in

 

[Conkersbadfurday]

Do you accept a free get out of jail card?

Yes. Yes I do.

 

[IDreamOfHime]

Does it still apply if you strangle him at the pardon ceremony?

 

[MercuryLS]

He can shove it up his ass.

 

[Strike]

Take it and tell him to kick rocks.

 

[Lotus]

Could've at least made it a little interesting by saying you have to personally thank him or some shit

 

[Roliq]

I will kick the ass of all his family then take the pardon, that is fine right?

 

[inner-G]

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

 

[Deleted member 4367]

I will kiss the ass of all his family then take the pardon, that is fine right?

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Yes that's the idea.

 

[smurfx]

The no votes are crazy.

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yeah they are full of shit.

 

[Septimus Prime]

I'm hoping some of the No voters will chime in.

 

[Sordid Plebeian]

Pardon my ass

I haven't done anything wrong and I won't do anything wrong, would rather go down as the guy spitting in his face than getting an endorsement from a criminal

 

[Dyle]

Do you get to choose the crime?