First: who?
Second: celebrities also "brought back" feature phones, appearing on red carpets clutching flip phones and the like. How many people do you know who bought a flip phone in response, and what is your general take on their trendiness as a result?
Third: if your whole thing is "holy shit wired headphones are cool again" at least make them, like, good headphones. Tell me when a supermodel is rocking Koss PortaPros and I'll start listening then. Until then you kids can get the fuck off my lawn!
(this entire post is only half-serious, you do you Bella)