No it would be more like me and my work homie were trying to get at her and she admitted to smashing him before me... Shit that doesn't helpThink of how you would react if you found out your wife slept with one of her male friends and she told you while drunk.
Details?I should've learned years ago when we were watching something and a threesome happened. She said something along the lines of that's every man's fantasy. Which I responded with I've been with way more women at once than just a threesome. Wouldn't even touch me for like a week.
She asked me to look her in her face and tell her I enjoyed having sex with her former friend. I responded that "I have had enjoyable sex prior to you"... That kinda helped...
She's sleeping and I'm still watching this dumb ass show. With the amount of guns around the house I could easily disappear tomorrow.
Then I hit her with "Why are you mad? You were in a relationship when we started fucking". Yeah that didn't help.
Til the end of time.
You don't see how the "She's an African Woman" comment sounds even worse/bad?Nope. But that's what have me so much brownie points with her family. The fact that I traveled to Togo and did the traditional hand in marriage ceremony. I can do no wrong.
Twice!
Because I suck toes, eat booty, and pay all the bills. I just don't know when to stfu sometimes.How have you made it 15 years with this impressive ability to eat your own feet.
oh my duuuuudeThen I hit her with "Why are you mad? You were in a relationship when we started fucking". Yeah that didn't help.
It is Wednesday, my dude
Because I suck toes, eat booty, and pay all the bills. I just don't know when to stfu sometimes.
Because I suck toes, eat booty, and pay all the bills. I just don't know when to stfu sometimes.
Think of how you would react if you found out your wife slept with one of her male friends and she told you while drunk.
You don't see how the "She's an African Woman" comment sounds even worse/bad?
Oh I see. Y'all are just messy.Then I hit her with "Why are you mad? You were in a relationship when we started fucking". Yeah that didn't help.
Tried that way earlier. Still afraid to head upstairs.OP, you gotta lean in to your wife's ear, and tell her
"Honey, just remember, that out of all of the women I have been with, you won, champ"
When she insinuated maybe she reacted a certain way because the sex was unimpressive I had to hit her with some quotes from her ex Homie
When she insinuated maybe she reacted a certain way because the sex was unimpressive I had to hit her with some quotes from her ex Homie.
What do you want? The sneaker collection? Whiskey collection? Game collection? Uhd collection? Gun collection?
At this rate, I think I just need an autographed picture to frame and hang up somewhere to remember this thread lmaoWhat do you want? The sneaker collection? Whiskey collection? Game collection? Uhd collection? Gun collection?
Because I suck toes, eat booty, and pay all the bills. I just don't know when to stfu sometimes.
Lol that's my size. Though I wear everything. Even the grails.
Damn. What a kingly comment.